Members bigald18 Posted December 25, 2009 Members Share Posted December 25, 2009 I registered my new 000-15 with Martin and lo and behold what shows up in the mail but an official original owner Martin ID card with the serial number on it! I immediately put it in my wallet with such lesser importance cards as my insurance cards, drivers license, social security card, etc. I'm sure that the next time I get pulled over the cop is going to ask me for my license and my 000-15 Martin owners card! Even at the doctors office, they ask to photocopy my card for their records. I don 't know how I lived without it all these years! BigAl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Opa John Posted December 25, 2009 Members Share Posted December 25, 2009 I registered my new 000-15 with Martin and lo and behold what shows up in the mail but an official original owner Martin ID card with the serial number on it! I immediately put it in my wallet with such lesser importance cards as my insurance cards, drivers license, social security card, etc. I'm sure that the next time I get pulled over the cop is going to ask me for my license and my 000-15 Martin owners card! Even at the doctors office, they ask to photocopy my card for their records. I don 't know how I lived without it all these years! BigAl Good for you, Big Al. I'd also bet you've got an AARP and a D.O.M.A. card. (Dirty Old Men of America). I've had one of those for about 20 years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bigald18 Posted December 25, 2009 Author Members Share Posted December 25, 2009 AARP - YesDirty Old Man Card - Not Me!!!BigAl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Opa John Posted December 25, 2009 Members Share Posted December 25, 2009 AARP - Yes Dirty Old Man Card - Not Me!!! BigAl Or maybe you're just running around "incognito".....fess up, Al. I heard you do free-lance gynecological exams at the local YWCA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members S~R~O Posted December 25, 2009 Members Share Posted December 25, 2009 AARP - Yes Dirty Old Man Card - Not Me!!! BigAl Oh Yea, we'll bite..........Let's see; Florida, bikini clad younger woman on the beaches, Daytona bike week, fun in the sun, warm weather were hardly any clothes are worn, moved away from Connecticut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Opa John Posted December 25, 2009 Members Share Posted December 25, 2009 Oh Yea, we'll bite..........Let's see; Florida, bikini clad younger woman on the beaches, Daytona bike week, fun in the sun, warm weather were hardly any clothes are worn, moved away from Connecticut. You got it, SteveO.....and a friend of mine lives down there in St. Pete. Said he got a flyer posted on his front door with Big Al's picture on it. Came from the St. Pete P.I.O. office.....just letting the locals know that a "strange one" had recently moved into the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guildfire Posted December 25, 2009 Members Share Posted December 25, 2009 Good deal, but don't keep you SS card in your wallet. If stolen, you will more likely to be an identity theft victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members panhandler Posted December 25, 2009 Members Share Posted December 25, 2009 That hat'll never fit again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Greymuzzle Posted December 25, 2009 Members Share Posted December 25, 2009 Hat still fits.Just don't wear it on his head no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bigald18 Posted December 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted December 26, 2009 :D:D:DBigAl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted December 26, 2009 Members Share Posted December 26, 2009 Sounds like Martin is getting very bureaucratic policing warranty work. Personally I like to leave stuff like that in the guitar case so that when the guitar is stolen, the guitar will be well taken care of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samilyn Posted December 27, 2009 Members Share Posted December 27, 2009 Very cool. I don't need cards. I got a door mat that says "Come Back With A Warrant." 'nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boxorox Posted December 27, 2009 Members Share Posted December 27, 2009 Always had you lamped for some kinda radical. So, is the club house nice? Is there a secret handshake? Do they serve beer at meetings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bigald18 Posted December 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted December 27, 2009 Always had you lamped for some kinda radical. So, is the club house nice? Is there a secret handshake? Do they serve beer at meetings?Along with that card I also got an offer to join the special Martin owners club. For about $40.00 a year you can have all the privelages of a Martin member. They will also do some discounted service for you. I decided to pass. Chris Martin is rich enough without my money. The least they could do for forty bucks is give you a woman.....let's not go there.BigAl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members panhandler Posted December 27, 2009 Members Share Posted December 27, 2009 Funny you should mention that Al, I did a lil online shopping yesterday at Martin for some trinket gifts (calenders,mousepads,beer mugs) to give to some friends and I saw the Icon to join "the club" and recieve 10% off. At first I thought it was free, till I Clik'd on it... Oh silly me!!!! I passed too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Opa John Posted December 28, 2009 Members Share Posted December 28, 2009 Along with that card I also got an offer to join the special Martin owners club. For about $40.00 a year you can have all the privelages of a Martin member. They will also do some discounted service for you. I decided to pass. Chris Martin is rich enough without my money. The least they could do for forty bucks is give you a woman.....let's not go there. BigAl So, tell me Al. What does a $40 woman look like these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guildfire Posted December 28, 2009 Members Share Posted December 28, 2009 I don't need no stinkin' badges (or cards). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bigald18 Posted December 28, 2009 Author Members Share Posted December 28, 2009 So, tell me Al. What does a $40 woman look like these days?Ask your ____.BigAl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boxorox Posted December 28, 2009 Members Share Posted December 28, 2009 When I was 4 years old, my Mother signed me up for the Smokey the Bear Fan Club. Smokey was a big deal back then. I was pretty excited. Then the stuff came, membership card, some pamphlets from the Park Service, crap like that. I was very disappointed. I had been expecting Smokey to drop it by in person. After 50 years, the disappointment lingers. 'Nother time she conned me into riding around on errands, one to a notary by telling me I'd get to see the Great Seal of Texas. Yeah, you got it. No seal anywhere. No animals at all. I learned cynicism at a tender age. I do, however, still have the Junior Fire Marshal badge I got in 2nd grade. So I guess I'm entitled to nag people with too many plugs in an outlet or a bucket full of oily rags. The power is intoxicating. Or maybe it's the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry Allan Hall Posted December 29, 2009 Members Share Posted December 29, 2009 So, tell me Al. What does a $40 woman look like these days?Well, the economy being what it is, it's likely a Buyer's Market!Maybe this:...Maybe this:... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bigald18 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Members Share Posted December 29, 2009 Excellent foresight, Dear Lady! My doormat just has a picture of Yosemite Sam and the caption "Gun Control Is a Full Clip In a 9" Circle"...a tasteful B'day gift from my kids. Well, the economy being what it is, it's likely a Buyer's Market! Maybe this: ... Maybe this: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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