Members CrackerD Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 How bout 5 grand :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members H2Shredder Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by supercow3 http://cgi.ebay.com/A-LECTURE-JESUS-APPEARED-TO-ME-I-WILL-SPEAK-IN-PUBLIC_W0QQitemZ9509676983QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItemSeems like a good deal to me:rolleyes: I'D PAY 25K TO SEE THIS ASSHOLE GET SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE HANDLE AND BLEED OUT LIKE A GAFFED FISH ON A SUNLIT BEACH:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chevette Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by Speed_Racer71 he would impress me more if he found the cure for AIDS...i mean cancer is no laughing matter but you cant "catch" cancer..when im sleeping with someone i dont think..hmm wonder if this girl has cancer..ya know..so pffft If you have to wonder that when you're sleeping with someone, then why are you sleeping with them in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members geek_usa Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Seeing as how Christ said in the Bible that He will not appear to anyone or come back to anyone before His second coming, this is obviously false. Christ said that if anyone were to appear and say "I am He" (meaning Christ), they are a liar and a fake and most likely a ploy from satan. This is also why the mormonistic faith is a crock of bologna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 *taps foot**looks at watch*that second coming's taking awhile ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members geek_usa Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by cloudnine *taps foot* *looks at watch* that second coming's taking awhile ... Christ also said that people will scoff at the second coming as if it were not going to happen because "it has not happened in the past few hundred years, well sheesh, Christ is never coming" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Look busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members men's pants Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Loving the bit about the american president having to set the goal Not loving every single link from HC making my virus scanner pop-uo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Originally posted by men's pants Loving the bit about the american president having to set the goal Not loving every single link from HC making my virus scanner pop-uo what virus scanner are you using? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Now you don't need $25,000!http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9512175064 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fyngercuffs Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Originally posted by onbongos jesus appeared to me and told me all he said to that guy was 'stop touching yourself' Sadly, not many will get this joke. I can relate to Kent.... Tom / FC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitar_face Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 So if we're all stars in heaven, wtf is a supernova supposed to be? and since supernovas tend to happen to large old stars, does that mean that God has exploded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Originally posted by jerry_picker Now you don't need $25,000! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9512175064 But it only tells you one thing. This guy has no answer to the cure for cancer and other stuff as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Originally posted by supercow3 But it only tells you one thing. This guy has no answer to the cure for cancer and other stuff as well It would be a horrible bittter irony if they had to cancel their lecture tour because they were unexpectedly diagnosed with concer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Buckethead2 Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 You would think people would have woken up and seen that world peace is not going to happen. Not now, not in 2021, not ever. No matter how many people try, there will always be one person who wants power and control over everyone. I guess the worlds gonna blow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Buckethead2 Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Originally posted by guitar_face So if we're all stars in heaven, wtf is a supernova supposed to be? and since supernovas tend to happen to large old stars, does that mean that God has exploded? If you read the whole thing it says that when your star explodes you go to a different one. And yes, it did say God exploded. Apparently it caused the big bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Originally posted by Buckethead2 If you read the whole thing it says that when your star explodes you go to a different one. And yes, it did say God exploded. Apparently it caused the big bang. I don't get the impression that the seller has thought through his theology or cosmology to any degree. Also, I cannot seem to make their website work: wwwjesusappearedtome.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Originally posted by jerry_picker I don't get the impression that the seller has thought through his theology to any degree. Also, I cannot seem to make their website work: wwwjesusappearedtome.com Do you even think he was thinking when putting up this auction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Now it works.http://www.jesusappearedtome.com/ "My name is Jill." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigBone Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Click Here For The Song, World Peace By 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Buckethead2 Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Look, world peace is fun to think of, and I honestly wish it were possible. I just don't think it is. There will always be someone who wants chaos, excitement, or sabatoge so they do something stupid and cause a war. Also, she could make herself sound sooo much more believable if she didn't have the eBay auctions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted April 22, 2006 Members Share Posted April 22, 2006 Click Here For The Song, World Peace By 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Buckethead2 Posted April 23, 2006 Members Share Posted April 23, 2006 Look, someone bid 1,100,000.00 dollars. Also, just so you know, the seller gets no money. If you read, 100% of the porfits go to The Red Cross. I don't know if I believe this, but I support it. It could help a lot of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bjcarl Posted April 23, 2006 Members Share Posted April 23, 2006 Originally posted by jerry_picker "CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. " Damn, I still have two good toes to go...I'm not sure if I can hold off, they look mighty tasty...And here's a church that doesn't get enough credit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cooley Posted April 23, 2006 Members Share Posted April 23, 2006 Dude reveal the future?!?!That happened on a movie called paycheck and the outlook wasnt too good on that movie...Wouldn't it be funny as hell if the guy forgot all the stuff the day he gave the speech?People who go to hell= His journey is one of despair and regret and foreboding. His soul does not enter a star but rather it enters a pool of radioactive waste on a planet whose star is not inhabited by a soul. Here he sits in a state of decay and misery for billions upon billions of years. radioactive waste diving!This does look like it can help alot of people. That money will help the poor souls of hurricane katrina and other research:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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