Members supercow3 Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 http://cgi.ebay.com/A-LECTURE-JESUS-APPEARED-TO-ME-I-WILL-SPEAK-IN-PUBLIC_W0QQitemZ9509676983QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Seems like a good deal to me:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members angus_old Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 jesus appeared to me and told me all he said to that guy was 'stop touching yourself' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by onbongos jesus appeared to me and told me all he said to that guy was 'stop touching yourself' lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frets99 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 from the sublime to the ridiculous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DRPool Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 So if no one pays him the 25 large than we will never cure cancer? I would think that he could make a hell of a lot more than that if he had the cure, eh? I wonder if Jesus also told him to go out and make a few bucks with the info he supposedly on to him. BTW, Frets99 I PM'd you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yzfou Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 well if some people are stupid enough to pay for that kind of BS, they deserve to be screwed over, BTW anyone wants to join me in the great church of scientology, once you give us half your salary, we'll give you a toaster struddell and a half eaten Pogo from the master himself:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by yzfou well if some people are stupid enough to pay for that kind of BS, they deserve to be screwed over, BTW anyone wants to join me in the great church of scientology, once you give us half your salary, we'll give you a toaster struddell and a half eaten Pogo from the master himself:thu: i'll take the struddell but you can have his half eaten pogo:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yzfou Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by supercow3 i'll take the struddell but you can have his half eaten pogo:rolleyes: I don't recall making it an option, you'll take the freakin' pogo, what do you think this is, a democracy, it's a religion you freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by DRPool So if no one pays him the 25 large than we will never cure cancer? I would think that he could make a hell of a lot more than that if he had the cure, eh? I wonder if Jesus also told him to go out and make a few bucks with the info he supposedly on to him. BTW, Frets99 I PM'd you. LOL... The guy/gal needs lithium. "I cannot be stumped." Most florid manics cannot even register a logical argument or be bothered by factual refutation.. "Jesus Christ appeared to me... Jesus Christ is our Earth's sun." Sure, then "he" appears every day at dawn to everyone! "CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. " He/she needs to pick up any standard human physiology text and read about epithelial cell turnover in the gastrointestinal and respiratory tracts. This licenced registered nurse must have passed his/her didactics with a C- or D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by yzfou I don't recall making it an option, you'll take the freakin' pogo, what do you think this is, a democracy, it's a religion you freak! Then i refuse to join Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yzfou Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by supercow3 Then i refuse to join dammit, I'm not suppose to be all dictator until you're in, come and join us, 40 virgins are waiting for you:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by yzfou dammit, I'm not suppose to be all dictator until you're in, come and join us, 40 virgins are waiting for you:D ohh..40 virgins.....must resist ..... so do you accept credit card? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yzfou Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by supercow3 ohh..40 virgins.....must resist ..... so do you accept credit card? of course we do!!! And to make it easier for you we will even manage your credit card account, all you have to do is make the payments, aren't we nice and helpfull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by yzfou ...40 virgins are waiting for you. Yeah? What do they want? (Visual of 40 old nuns in my Catholic high school, rulers in hand...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yzfou Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by jerry_picker Yeah? What do they want?(Visual of 40 old nuns in my Catholic high school, rulers in hand...) do you have any idea how hard it is to find a young virgin of legal age, you'll take what we have, they have 50 years of sexual desire repressed inside, if you close your eyes you might have a lot of fun:freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by yzfou do you have any idea how hard it is to find a young virgin of legal age, you'll take what we have, they have 50 years of sexual desire repressed inside, if you close your eyes you might have a lot of fun:freak: Ok now ia m sure i'll definitely pass:freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yzfou Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by supercow3 Ok now ia m sure i'll definitely pass:freak: picky picky, pfffff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Godot Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 You know, he's right. Everyone who bites their fingernails dies of cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marcin1988 Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Q: I was told by my biology professor that everyone has cancer cells in their body. You are born with cancer cells and your lifestyle can cause the cancer cells to be more prominent and have more effects on your body. So when you are an embryo, you have cancer cells in your body, but also have no mouth, which makes it impossible to eat. So could you please explain to me how you get cancer when you eat your own flesh, but you have cancer before you have a mouth to eat flesh? Apr-20-06 A: Your biology professor is incorrect. we do not have cancer cells when we are born.UNLESS you are going to have childhood cancer.Early childhood cancers are started in the uterus and are caused by the mother consuming some of her own flesh as well as performing oral sex on the baby's father . Unfortunately, the fetus receives DNA from both parents as 'nutrients' and the cancer can form. by his answers you can tel he dfoesnt actually think he will sell this lil meeting. but he says he will go if he is invited for free.... so he want to achieve being famous that way, cause he saw god or jesus or whatever. that way he'll also gain money acuse he'll be noe of those big preachers on those worshiping channels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Speed_Racer71 Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 he would impress me more if he found the cure for AIDS...i mean cancer is no laughing matter but you cant "catch" cancer..when im sleeping with someone i dont think..hmm wonder if this girl has cancer..ya know..so pffft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Q: Your name wouldn't happen to be John Titor, would it? Apr-21-06 A: No, it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CrackerD Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 I'll gladly do it for 20,000!!!! I will include 1 oz. of Northern California's finest for FREE!! It will help you to comprehend my genius!!! Also, a FREE AlchemCrackerstein guitar!!! :eek: OK. I'll do it for ten grand. Dang misers..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by CrackerD I'll gladly do it for 20,000!!!! I will include 1 oz. of Northern California's finest for FREE!! It will help you to comprehend my genius!!! Also, a FREE AlchemCrackerstein guitar!!! :eek: OK. I'll do it for ten grand. Dang misers..... How bout 5 grand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members supercow3 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 Originally posted by yzfou picky picky, pfffff You dotn really expect me not to be picky expecially with 40 of these "virgins":rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members leopardstar Posted April 21, 2006 Members Share Posted April 21, 2006 ok someone get the damm butterfly net and by all means keep him away from the drug cart:freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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