Members belief bone Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 which is why i wear a suit of armor while I play guitar it allows the wood to resonate better does anyone else do this what is your favorite tone armor? i prefer chainmail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members germs Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 Did you ever see the video of Killswitch Engage covering Dio's Holy Diver? Remember that part where they're all in the courtyard of the castle rocking out in armor and mail? They got that from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guitar Heel Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 chain mail is pretty non-committal. full plate or nothing. go big or go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members warriorpoet Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 Mithril +2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rock-lobster Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 i contour my stomach so that this isn't a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members warriorpoet Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 i contour my stomach so that this isn't a problem. I need to use an orbital sander on mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rock-lobster Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 I need to use an orbital sander on mine... it's also referred to as the "mary-kate olsen contour" :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members docjeffrey Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 I hold mine down by my schlong so it's wood on wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rock-lobster Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 I hold mine down by my schlong so it's wood on wood. muahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members iansmitchell Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 I strap mine to the point it digs in my ribs, resonates with my singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loxley Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 You guys are doing this all wrong.. Let's use some science here. If you're all worried about your bellies sucking up the tone, what about the armor? It's going to sap some tone too! Steel and mithril are not perfect.. not even adamantium will do the job right! Even if the guitar is suspended in the air, it's going to lose some resonance to the air. Here's the only solution, and I've already patented it so none of you chumps can take this away from me. I play the guitar, ever so gently, arms stretched out, as it floats in the vacuum of space. Yes, it's not perfect.. some of the tone gets sucked through my astronaut fingers, but this is as good as it gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrockbridge Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 From now on, I'll only play my guitars in lumber yards or forests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members belief bone Posted September 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 You guys are doing this all wrong..Let's use some science here. If you're all worried about your bellies sucking up the tone, what about the armor? It's going to sap some tone too! Steel and mithril are not perfect.. not even adamantium will do the job right! Even if the guitar is suspended in the air, it's going to lose some resonance to the air.Here's the only solution, and I've already patented it so none of you chumps can take this away from me. I play the guitar, ever so gently, arms stretched out, as it floats in the vacuum of space. Yes, it's not perfect.. some of the tone gets sucked through my astronaut fingers, but this is as good as it gets. I know MY playing would certainly sound better in a vacuum. Thanks for the inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niceguy Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 all of you are idiots. I actually affixed guitar hardware onto a redwood tree, and THAT is resonance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members docjeffrey Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members iansmitchell Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 all of you are idiots. I actually affixed guitar hardware onto a redwood tree, and THAT is resonance! Pfft redwood. I attached six windings of pure GOLD(hey, don't want copper ions hording me electron's tone) to the root system of Pando, using the earth's magnetism as sole provider.PURE vintage tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members samuraiBSD Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 Pfft redwood.I attached six windings of pure GOLD(hey, don't want copper ions hording me electron's tone) to the root system of Pando, using the earth's magnetism as sole provider.PURE vintage tone. This man knows his {censored} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members iansmitchell Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 This man knows his {censored} Sigged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kevorkazito Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 That's true! I play without touching the axe... a Zen thing ya know which is why i wear a suit of armor while I play guitar it allows the wood to resonate better does anyone else do this what is your favorite tone armor? i prefer chainmail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tumbleweeed Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 Just worry about the pickups doing their job of picking up the vibrations of the strings.....that what theyre for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zerkalo Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 hahaha. Funniest thread every. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BlueJames Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 You gots to have a tone guard, bitches! See how happy he is about all his un-killed resonance??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PlantBoy Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 Someday I might worry about that... Right after I worry about how I am going to be so creative to make a successful album... Ah, wait. I'm {censored}ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jordan8865 Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 which is why i wear a suit of armor while I play guitarit allows the wood to resonate betterdoes anyone else do thiswhat is your favorite tone armor?i prefer chainmail haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mad Hatter Posted September 14, 2008 Members Share Posted September 14, 2008 hmm i wanted to make a joke band based on the movie excalibur we'd wear armor and have big swords and at the end of the show we'd slaughter each other and have pigs blood splatter all over us and legs and arms would get hacked off I think it would be a tr00 and br00tal experience to see that kind of thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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