Members jjpistols Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 http://soundclick.com/share?songid=7199765 a story Axe posted in another thread (a really {censored}ing long stooopid trailer trashy OT mother{censored}e thread) inspired this tune - the words are his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dom1412 Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 That's awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted January 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 Dom'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members naboutboul Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 JJ, great job man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axegrinder Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 linky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted January 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 linky fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axegrinder Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 I meant for the thread. And the link above took me to Viva La Chinga, an instrumental. I will serach for the Edward song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Doctor49 Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 lmao. I was waiting for the reprise where he calls home and asks Paula if he can speak to Edward,...................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted January 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 I'm tellin ya the linky takes you to the songy here's the post: http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showpost.php?p=31980904&postcount=68637 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members iplayanesp Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 Hardy har har.After a few beer and scotch with the neighbours, my parents dropped by.They stayed for a couple of hours and Paula and I hit the sack by 10:30. We haven't seen new year's in years.About 3:15 I hear voices outside and Paula wakes up too. Then the doorbell rings. I went to the window and saw what I thought were a couple of teenagers out on the sidewalk whispering to whoever had rung the doorbell.I went to the stairs and crept down to the front door. I could hear the doorknob jiggling and then some scratching on the other side.All I could see through the small window in the door was part of an arm and a shoulder."{censored}," I thought. "Somebody rang the doorbell to see if anyone was home and is now trying to break in. The other two must be spotters."Well, you now the old saying about warfare -- keep the initiative.I quickly unlocked the door, threw it open and grabbed the dude pinning him up against the wall."What the {censored} are you doing?!?!" I yelled in his face.No answer."What the {censored} are you doing?!?" I yelled again.I then saw he was about 18 or 19 and was absolutely bombed."May...I...please....speak....with.....Edward?""Dude, he doesn't live here.""May I please speak with Edward?""Are you {censored}ing deaf? No one by that name lives here."By this time Paula's at the door with the phone and freaking out."I'm calling the police," she said."You heard her. Get the {censored} off my property or she's calling the police.""Please close the door," he said but he wasn't moving.So Paula called the police. By this time I had let go of him. He walked to the middle of the driveway and then walked about three houses over across the road. He stood at the door for a while and then went in the house. Three minutes later he comes flying out the door and starts running down the road and out of sight.That house and ours were the only two with Christmas lights on. We figure he was trying to get to his friend's--who probably told him he'd keep the Christmas lights on to help him find the place--and ended up on the wrong street because he was so loaded. So he tried our place, then the other one which probably was unlocked. So he walked in there and--since they have three teenage sons--was threatened with life and limb and ran for the hills.Adrenaline rush at 3:15 = no sleep for another two hours. Plus Claire woke up and couldn't fall back asleep, not to mention Paula being totally freaked out. Moral of the story -- I was stupid to open the door. He could have been seven-feet tall with a knife for all I knew. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axegrinder Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 Okay got it. I listened on headphones. Nutty story. This would make a funny on-going deal. Turn forumite's posts or threads into songs. So what did you use to makes the sounds? Did you really do the spoons on bike spokes trick? And the horn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted January 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 all that and an electric kazoo no {censored}, an electric kazoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axegrinder Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 Electric kazoo? As opposed to acoustic kazoo? Didn't know they made electric ones. I guess I will mosey over to HCEK forum to find the best place to get one. Rondo's are probably {censored}e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted January 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 well ok I miced a kazoo and ran it through a distorted guitar amp with lots of reverb brutal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axegrinder Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 brutal and inventive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted January 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 damn - I should have named the song Gordon Freeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrockbridge Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 BRILLIANT! MASTERPIECE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Geeter Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 Epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted January 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 12,000+ views on that {censored}in GFS is a liar thread you drama lovin queens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BobbaFret Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 {censored}in lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike Fiasco Posted January 2, 2009 Members Share Posted January 2, 2009 JJ's studio - where the everyday becomes an epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MatteusNova Posted January 3, 2009 Members Share Posted January 3, 2009 I'm just waiting for Tom Waits to come out with a cover of this piece. This piece should be on the HCEG CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Bear Posted January 3, 2009 Members Share Posted January 3, 2009 Too damn good. Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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