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  • #16






    Quote Originally Posted by Sangemon
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    I am not happy...




    That statement started a fight this morning.



    I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work, and I rear-ended a car at a stop light.



    The driver of the car got out, and I noticed that he was a dwarf. He studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.



    He said, "I am not happy"...



    To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"
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    • #17
      No! You did not! LOL.
      <div class="signaturecontainer">Be back when I get back. TTFN.</div>

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      • #18






        Quote Originally Posted by FretFiend.
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        That statement started a fight this morning.



        I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work, and I rear-ended a car at a stop light.



        The driver of the car got out, and I noticed that he was a dwarf. He studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.



        He said, "I am not happy"...



        To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"




        God(s) bless the rest of the world(s), too

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        • #19






          Quote Originally Posted by FretFiend.
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          That statement started a fight this morning.



          I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work, and I rear-ended a car at a stop light.



          The driver of the car got out, and I noticed that he was a dwarf. He studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.



          He said, "I am not happy"...



          To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"




          That is Funny!
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          • #20
            He was probably grumpy.
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            • #21
              That statement started a fight this morning.

              I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work, and I rear-ended a car at a stop light.

              The driver of the car got out, and I noticed that he was a dwarf. He studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

              He said, "I am not happy"...

              To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"


              So, after he kicked your ass, what then?
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              • #22
                Pretty sure FF concocted this story to set us all up. Good job. I got a chuckle out of it.
                <div class="signaturecontainer">Be back when I get back. TTFN.</div>

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                • #23
                  Pretty sure FF concocted this story to set us all up. Good job. I got a chuckle out of it.


                  Are you actually implying that FF is "wrong and a liar"?? NO WAY!! He wouldn't do that......................would he? oke:
                  <div class="signaturecontainer"><font size="1"><br><br>Three Dreads......2 Martins and 1 Yamaha<br><br>A fiddle, a mando, a uke, eight harmonicas, a Zoom H2, a Panasonic recorder, coupla penny whistles, an Italian made Titano accordion, three handguns, at least a dozen chess sets, more power tools than Bob Vila, and one old Westclox &quot;Big Ben&quot; wind-up alarm clock that still works! Oh, BTW, I forgot to mention my ocarina and maracas.</font></div>

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                  • #24
                    Fret Fiend's "story" is an old comedy bit...possibly originated by Henny Goodman, but it may even date back to Vaudeville days.

                    So, essentially, FF was doing a classic "cover", not an "original", to put it in musician terms.

                    And a pretty funny one, at that. :thu:
                    God(s) bless the rest of the world(s), too

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                    • #25
                      This is sort of OT from the original topic of the thread and I know, I know, don't feed the trolls and all that. But I found this interesting, somewhat relevant, and current:

                      http://gawker.com/5950981/unmasking-reddits-violentacrez-the-biggest-troll-on-the-web

                      EDIT: and just to preempt it getting to this point - I don't mean to compare anyone to this guy. Just thought it was an interesting look into the personality of a much more controversial troll.
                      I should be practicing.

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                      • #26
                        Fret Fiend's "story" is an old comedy bit...possibly originated by Henny Goodman, but it may even date back to Vaudeville days.

                        So, essentially, FF was doing a classic "cover", not an "original", to put it in musician terms.

                        And a pretty funny one, at that. :thu:


                        Terry, don't you mean Henny Youngman?
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                        • #27
                          Terry, don't you mean Henny Youngman?


                          Nah, Henny Youngman was a hack. Henny Goodman was a frickin' genius. :lol:
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                          • #28
                            This is sort of OT from the original topic of the thread and I know, I know, don't feed the trolls and all that. But I found this interesting, somewhat relevant, and current:

                            http://gawker.com/5950981/unmasking-reddits-violentacrez-the-biggest-troll-on-the-web

                            EDIT: and just to preempt it getting to this point - I don't mean to compare anyone to this guy. Just thought it was an interesting look into the personality of a much more controversial troll.


                            Remember this?


                            That may've been true then. Nowadays, everyone knows you're a dog. ;-)

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