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    Since everything is about to be deleted you can confess your dirty deeds safe in the knowledge they'll be deleted.
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    When I woke up this morning I felt like listening to Korn.
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    • #3
      When I woke up this morning I felt like listening to Korn.



      I'm going to save this webpage.
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        • #5


          That is hilarious! :lol:
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            Once, when I was in a dark place, I contemplated ****************ing a chubby because she had a "nice face".

            God, I was a moron.
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            • #7
              I nearly beat my computer screen in when that new system wouldn't load and kept crashing.
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              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>abecon5</strong>
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              <div class="message">what kind of toan will i get if i replace my maps tranny with a she-male???</div>

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              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Sheik_Yerbouti</strong>
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              <div class="message">It is a scientific fact that it is impossible to look uncool rippin' on a Sexplorer! <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/Totally_jammin_out.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Jammin'" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>ATauO</strong>
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              <div class="message">ah shiz.. here comes the asstroglide ampclowns</div>

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              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Sixtonoize</strong>
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              <div class="message">I don' know who this Solandow guy is, but I think he's full of ****************.</div>

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              • #8
                I danced with the devil in the pale moon light
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                • #9
                  i masturbated reading hcaf the other night.
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                  <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>RockStarBassist</strong>
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                  <div class="message">You've pretty much just become my new Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior. And you can sig that. <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/thumb.gif" border="0" alt="" title="thumbs up" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                  <div class="message">mother ****************ing finish 1 mother ****************ing tune</div>

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                  <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Murdoch</strong>
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                  <div class="message">LAWL<br />
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                  nurp, you could jarsquat a wine barrel if it was filled with gear.</div>

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                  <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>abecon5</strong>
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                  <div class="message">do me now. you are my kind of whore.</div>

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                    was it to me :love:
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                    Intern of Teh <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Embarrassment" class="inlineimg" /><br />
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                    <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>abecon5</strong>
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                    <div class="message">what kind of toan will i get if i replace my maps tranny with a she-male???</div>

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                    <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Sheik_Yerbouti</strong>
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                    <div class="message">It is a scientific fact that it is impossible to look uncool rippin' on a Sexplorer! <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/Totally_jammin_out.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Jammin'" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                    <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>ATauO</strong>
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                    <div class="message">ah shiz.. here comes the asstroglide ampclowns</div>

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                    <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Sixtonoize</strong>
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                    <div class="message">I don' know who this Solandow guy is, but I think he's full of ****************.</div>

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                    • #11
                      I ****************ed a midget who was full of fright.
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                      • #12
                        was it to me :love:


                        no, i couldnt get it going to your post. IT was like shooting pool with a rope. you need to be more provocative if you want me to rub one out to you.
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                        <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>RockStarBassist</strong>
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                        <div class="message">You've pretty much just become my new Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior. And you can sig that. <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/thumb.gif" border="0" alt="" title="thumbs up" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                        <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>richardcouch</strong>
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                        <div class="message">mother ****************ing finish 1 mother ****************ing tune</div>

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                        <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Murdoch</strong>
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                        <div class="message">LAWL<br />
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                        nurp, you could jarsquat a wine barrel if it was filled with gear.</div>

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                        <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>abecon5</strong>
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                        <div class="message">do me now. you are my kind of whore.</div>

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                        • #13
                          I made an alt once and gave everyone aids
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                            Once, when I was in a dark place, I contemplated ****************ing a chubby because she had a "nice face".

                            God, I was a moron.


                            I did this once. Only instead of being a moron, I was just very, very drunk. Who sobered up in time.
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                            <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Strings74</strong>
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                            <div class="message">I'M BONING MARVINDOG'S MOMZ!!!!</div>

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                              I touch myself at night
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                              Intern of Teh <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Embarrassment" class="inlineimg" /><br />
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                              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>abecon5</strong>
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                              <div class="message">what kind of toan will i get if i replace my maps tranny with a she-male???</div>

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                              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Sheik_Yerbouti</strong>
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                              <div class="message">It is a scientific fact that it is impossible to look uncool rippin' on a Sexplorer! <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/Totally_jammin_out.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Jammin'" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>ATauO</strong>
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                              <div class="message">ah shiz.. here comes the asstroglide ampclowns</div>

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                              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Sixtonoize</strong>
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                              <div class="message">I don' know who this Solandow guy is, but I think he's full of ****************.</div>

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