Members marko46 Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Seems appropriate. Dentures or no dentures? Are spitters truly quiters? Discuss.....................tactfully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TwistedZ Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Ya know it's true love when she has her teeth pulled and there ain't nothing wrong with them... Gummers are where it's at. Spitting.... Who cares. It's no different than returning a gift to the store. It's no longer mine. Do what ya want with it.... So Marko, did ya wake up with morning wood or something??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RumStik Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 This guy goes to the doctor after a hard night of drinking with the guys..... "Look doc, I woke up this morning and there are rings around my dick - a brown one, a red one and another brown one." "We'll run some tests" says the doc." Doc calls the next day, says "We got the results of the tests back, I've got good news and bad news." Gimme the good news first. The good news is the red ring is lip stick. The bad news is the brown ones are chewing tobacco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boxofrocks Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 AAHHHHH LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cdawg Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 dated a girl with falsies, no lie. no scrapes, or nuthin'. the ol' six-niner was amAzin'!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Don't speak head. Sounds like a lotta mumbling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Longfuse Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 A guy walks into a bar, orders six whiskeys and slugs them back one after the other without pausing for breath. The barman asks, "What's up with you?!" and guy says "I just had my first blowjob". The Barman says, "Oh, I guess you're celebrating, then?" and the guy replies, "No, I just needed something to take the taste away". I'm not a huge fan of dirty jokes, but always liked that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marko46 Posted October 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Rum's was LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dated a couple chicks with no gag reflex. One could eat a hogie before I got the paper off my soda straw. And no Z, I didn't wake up w/ morning wood. Just seems to be a lot of head threads, so I figured "what the hell". Carry on. Wait til CEM wakes up........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members faileddrummer Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 This thread = EPIC win!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marko46 Posted October 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Tongue piercing and ring- $20.00 Tongue Barbell- $10.00 Having her tell you "that things HUGE" with a lisp- Priceless Many props to girls w/ tongue piercings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thomas G Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 My last gf had no gag reflex. It almost made up for the fact that she was psychotic. Actually, on second thought, it TOTALLY made up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WhiplashBand Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 How to tell when you have a high sperm count.... when she has to chew before swallowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stark Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 I have no gag relflex; I can fit my hand down my throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rdcalab Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 I have no gag relflex; I can fit my hand down my throat. Not something I would just throw right out there, but now that you've stated that, are you a guzzler or spitter?:poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WhiplashBand Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Methinks he gargles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RumStik Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 I just realized I had never really pondered oral fisting before. Imagine that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cdawg Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 my wife can fit her fist in her mouth. something i'd rather her not demonstrate. but, she still does. marko, as for the tongue piercing, had a girl that had one. she made sure i knew it, too. not really in a good way. she applied soooo much pressure with that thing that it was painful, sometimes. sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members skinthrasher Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 How to tell when you have a high sperm count.... when she has to chew before swallowing Thats just plain ole NASTY! But funny as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members skinthrasher Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 I just realized I had never really pondered oral fisting before. Imagine that. I once broke up with a girl after I fist {censored}ed her! I knew from that point on it would be like waving a corndog in the Astrodome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cross Eyed Mary Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 I've never really cared whether a woman spits or swallows, so much as she's willing to take a load all over her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jeck Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 i agree with CEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thomas G Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marko46 Posted October 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 I knew this morning that when CEM chimed in on this he'd grab it by both ears and make it perfectly clear what most guys expect from head. Gives tuning her up a whole new meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boxofrocks Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 I never got what other dudes liked about a chick with slimy {censored} on her face, like she freaking sneezed and big glob of snot and said look at me aint I sexy with all this snot all over my face... {censored}in nasty... Ok I'm done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marko46 Posted October 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 I think it's a direct result of way too many porn videos, either recently, or in our youth.I was quite the sexual deviant with chicks in my youth. Pretty much over it now. Once in a blue moon I get that kinky feeling", which is quickly squelched by my wife. "oh no, you ain't squirtin' that in MY face!" In the immortal words of BB King, "The thrill is gone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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