duncan

RACIST!!

huh??

fender twin with a hyper fuzz?

He does own a behringer product *nod*

if i were to pick one or the other, i would have picked the hottest girl in school. why? head cheerleaders dont have to be good looking, nor do they have to be in shape. i come from canada where cheerleading isn't a religion like it is in the states. just because she's in charge of the dog squad and they're lame ass routines, doesn't mean that i'd get any props for having sex with her.

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here's a question for ya. you're a geek in high school. you have two options: 1. bang the hottest chick in school 2. bang the head cheerleader they are not the same chick. banging one excludes banging the other, so none of that "three way" stuff. they hate each other...{censored}ing one rules out a chance with the other. what do you do? trick question. the answer is "go home and masturbate on the internet"

have you heard of a lightswitch? how can you deny those melons? easy....i just look at the head they're eventually attached to.

A buffoon I may be, good chap, but it also appears I would be the one having relations on such a night as the one in question! now THAT is what a lie sounds like on the internet.

woof woof.

That, sir, is what a lie sounds like on the internet. and you sir, are a buffoon.

i already addressed that assumption. i would NOT. she scares me.

hahaha.

dude, if that thing explodes, it might throw the axis of the earth off.

haha. i didn't say she was my girlfriend. but thank you. :]

garbage bag more like. lolli-pop syndrome, what what?

If you don't like the face, hit it from the back. touche.

i would never turn down a ferarri or a bugati. but i'd sure as fuck turn down christina ricci.

i tell ya what...all you haters out there ought to post up pics of whoever it is that you're fucking. i'm betting that christina is a step or two closer to being a barbie than your old lady is. alright..

yeah id hit it.......with a truck.

seriously, there's enough room on that forehead to land a C-130 Hurcules on there.

caption from bystander: "kill it!! kill the beast!!!!"

good god no. huge forehead, tiny nose, tiny mouth, gigantor eyes. pug fugly.