Members alphamarquis Posted April 28, 2010 Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 My guitars are 1.0 and your guitars are 2.0. My nut and knobs are all made of entirely nitrocellulose found in a cellar in the old kalamazoo factory. The lumber of which my guitar was constructed was planted by Stradivarius himself, watered by the sweat and tears of les paul and leo fender. It is of the rarest mahogany on earth, grown at precisely 1959 feet above sea level. My fingerboards are made by the evolutionary predecessor of what you call "brazilian rosewood". Hernando Cortez himself thought he found the city of gold when he stared upon the tree. The top of my guitar has so many flames that moses himself prayed to the tree because he thought God was talking to him. Unicorn horn was used for the inlays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elias Graves Posted April 28, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 So? EG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Engl Kramer Posted April 28, 2010 Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 My guitars are 1.0 and your guitars are 2.0. My nut and knobs are all made of entirely nitrocellulose found in a cellar in the old kalamazoo factory. The lumber of which my guitar was constructed was planted by Stradivarius himself, watered by the sweat and tears of les paul and leo fender. It is of the rarest mahogany on earth, grown at precisely 1959 feet above sea level.My fingerboards are made by the evolutionary predecessor of what you call "brazilian rosewood". Hernando Cortez himself thought he found the city of gold when he stared upon the tree.The top of my guitar has so many flames that moses himself prayed to the tree because he thought God was talking to him.Unicorn horn was used for the inlays. MIK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elias Graves Posted April 28, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 Indonesia! EG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members alphamarquis Posted April 28, 2010 Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 Indonesia!EG I think it says CHINA on it. That obviously stands for:Come Home I Need Action If memory serves me right, it was assembled on Apollo 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caeman Posted April 28, 2010 Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 So there.EG True dat. I only spent $50 on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GreatDane Posted April 28, 2010 Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 Um, OK, your guitars don't suck. But don't tell anyone I said that. EG your secret is safe with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted April 28, 2010 Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 You cant possibly say my guitar sucks, it was specifically designed not to suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caeman Posted April 28, 2010 Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 I bought a "Suck Gate" pedal that removes the suck from my guitar before it reaches the amp. Kinda like a noise gate. The results are impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members alphamarquis Posted April 28, 2010 Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 You cant possibly say my guitar sucks, it was specifically designed not to suck. Except the person who specifically designed it sucks. And therefore, your guitar sucks at not sucking. Which means it sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted April 28, 2010 Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 You've met Udi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr_GoodBomb Posted April 28, 2010 Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 Yeah, well, you don't know as much as I do about the music industry, jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members twofoolsaminute Posted April 29, 2010 Members Share Posted April 29, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PlinytheWelder Posted April 29, 2010 Members Share Posted April 29, 2010 Speaking of suck...... I need one of these..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elias Graves Posted April 29, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 29, 2010 Yeah, well, you don't know as much as I do about the music industry, jerk. Oh yeah? Well, at least I don't have to play Gibsons and Rics and Voxes and Fenders and.....oh, nevermind. EG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Superrust Posted April 29, 2010 Members Share Posted April 29, 2010 Works every time I plug it in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members treedroppings Posted April 29, 2010 Members Share Posted April 29, 2010 at least my guitar has a mouth :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members alphamarquis Posted April 29, 2010 Members Share Posted April 29, 2010 at least my guitar has a mouth :poke:Mine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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