Members jfreaksho Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 Pat McCurdy is a relatively local musician around here that not only puts on a great show, but has songs titled such things as Big Porno Hair , Camping with Lesbians , I Might Stop Getting Stoned , and Sex and Beer . He keeps me entertained.J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Weldon51 Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'That's what I saidThe looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksandOr so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedoI'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottomTalk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'emBig bottom drive me out of my mindHow could I leave this behind? I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun dayYou know what I meanI love her each weekday, each velvety cheek dayYou know what I mean My love gun's loaded and she's in my sightsBig game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah Big bottom, big bottomTalk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'emBig bottom drive me out of my mindHow could I leave this behind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members edcancel2 Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 I dont feel tardy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CompleteGuitard Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 Its so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SirGarrote Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 "Clever got me this far, then Tricky got me in. " -M.J.K. A Perfect Circle -G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sparky6string Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 "And though she tried her best to help me, she could steal but she could not rob." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cylon Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 Wake up its time to die! guns n roses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MattAnonymous Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."- CSN&Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members timmy210 Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 Ten seconds leftuntil midnightnine chances to drown ourselvesin black hair dyeeight faces turned awayfrom the shock:seven windows and six of themwere lockedfive stories fallingforever and everthree cheers to the mirrornow there are two of uscan we have one last dance? Thursday- Jet Black New Year I dont know what it is about those lyrics but they just sound so good when I hear them. There are tons of other lyrics I love but those are the only ones I could think of. I like these too First Day Of My Life - Bright Eyes This is the first day of my lifeI swear I was born right in the doorwayI went out in the rain suddenly everything changedThey're spreading blankets on the beach Yours is the first face that I sawI think I was blind before I met youNow I don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zen Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 Go, go, go, go Go, go, go shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a {censored} It's not your birthday! You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed :p :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 you wake up late for school, man, you don't wanna go you ask your mom please but she still says NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Krümel Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 When I threw the drink in that guy's face, it was just to piss you off... Awesome line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members deva_da_man Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 Got a few fav's: "No good at fighting and I'm no good in bed,Thought it was raining when you pissed down my leg" "I'd rather eat a fridge full of arse-holes than know you" "Hope you dont think i'm rude,{censored} YOU,Hope you dont think i'm precious,{censored} YOU,Hope you see i'm well adjusted,I can't stand the sight of you.I dont wanan be startin something,I dont wanna antagonize,All I said was something simple,I can't stand the sight of you,I can't stand the sight of you." "My medication,It holds me stable and it's keeping me thin" "Get you {censored}ed to {censored}ing {censored}wit, You can't move into my house" "Let's drink a beer,Letl's drink it here,It's the one thing that is clear.Let's drink a beer,Let's drink it here,To anthetize my year.Let's drink a beer,Let's drink it here,Let's drink a beer,Destroy your fear." "Returning home I look forward to the thrill,Of another lecture or another pointless drill,Ascend the front steps dreading futher war,Why the {censored} is my key not fitting in the door?I guess I am not wanted I wonder what I'll do,I've already been banned from my friend's houses too, I wonder what I did to make my mum so mad,No perfect homelife but the only one I had,Oh my god mum changed the locks!" And somewhat meaningful ones: "Mine is yours and yours is mine,There is no devide,In your honor,I would die tonight.Mine is yours and yours is mine,I would sacrifice,In your honor,I would die tonight.....For you to feel alive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members andy6789 Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 When you attend a funeral,It is sad to think that sooner or'lLater those you love will do the same for you.And you may have thought it tragic,Not to mention other adjec-Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.(But don't you worry.) No more ashes, no more sackcloth,And an arm band made of black clothWill some day nevermore adorn a sleeve.For if the bomb that drops on youGets your friends and neighbors too,There'll be nobody left behind to grieve. And we will all go together when we go.What a comforting fact that is to know.Universal bereavement,An inspiring achievement,Yes, we will all go together when we go. We will all go together when we go.All suffused with an incandescent glow.No one will have the enduranceTo collect on his insurance,Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go. Oh we will all fry together when we fry.We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.There will be no more miseryWhen the world is our rotisserie,Yes, we will all fry together when we fry. Down by the old maelstrom,There'll be a storm before the calm. And we will all bake together when we bake.There'll be nobody present at the wake.With complete participationIn that grand incineration,Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak. Oh we will all char together when we char.And let there be no moaning of the bar.Just sing out a Te DeumWhen you see that I.C.B.M.,*And the party will be come-as-you-are. Oh, we will all burn together when we burn.There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.When it's time for the falloutAnd Saint Peter calls us all out,We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn. You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas.Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollahs. And we will all go together when we go.Every Hottentot and every Eskimo.When the air becomes uranious,We will all go simultaneous.Yes, we all will go togetherWhen we all go together,Yes we all will go together when we go. we will all go together when we go- tom lehrer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members unistudent1980 Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 Yo Vanilla kick it one time boy Yo VIP let's kick it Ice ice baby Ice ice baby All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point to the point no faking I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my rap-top down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby waving just to say hi Did you stop no I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block The block was dead Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine Ready for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls Gunshots rang out like a bell I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car slammed on the gas Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene you know what I mean They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while D Shay revolves it Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice Yo man let's get out of here Word to your mother Ice ice baby too cold Ice ice baby too cold, too cold Ice ice baby too cold Ice ice baby too cold, too cold HAHA ({censored} I didn't realise how long this SOB was) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jimi Ray Halen Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 A wall of denial - is fallin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members otis_rush_fan Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 If I'm to be you're camera,Then who will be your face? REM, "Camera," I first heard the song two weeks after my best friend died in a car crash with his older brother back in jr. high. It's a song about the death of a friend. I'll never forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walfordr Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 I saw two shooting stars last night,I wished on them, but they were only satellites.It's wrong to wish on space hardware,I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WhiteTele Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 I feel kinda sad, because I'm quoting Billy Joel, but... "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saint, the sinners are much more fun." Also: "My Mama died and left me. My Papa died and left. I ain't good lookin' baby, but I'm someone sweet and kind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Matter-Eater Lad Posted October 17, 2005 Members Share Posted October 17, 2005 Billy Idol summed it all up for me: "When there's no-one else in sightIn the crowded lonely nightWell I wait so longFor my love vibrationAnd I'm dancing with myself Oh dancing with myselfOh dancing with myselfWell there's nothing to loseAnd there's nothing to proveI'll be dancing with myself If I looked all over the worldAnd there's every type of girlBut your empty eyesSeem to pass me byLeave me dancing with myself " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baja85 Posted October 19, 2005 Members Share Posted October 19, 2005 Yes I'm a new world samurai, and a redneck nonethelessYes I'm a new world samurai, and I can read your mind. CLUTCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Prages Posted October 19, 2005 Members Share Posted October 19, 2005 I know it ain't RAWK, but the lyrics to Matchbox 20's 'Unwell' really hit home with me. "All Day, starin' at the ceiling makin'Friends with shadows on the wallAll night, I hear the voices tellin' meThat I should get some sleepBecause tomorrow might be good for something Hold onFelling like I'm headed for a Break downAnd I don't know why But I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwellI know that right now you can't tellBut stay a while and maybe then you'll seeA different side of meI'm not crazy I'm just a little impairedI know right now you don't careBut soon enough you're gonna think of meAnd how I used to be Me, talkin' to myself in publicAnd dodging glances on the trainAnd I know, I know they've all been talkin' 'bout meI can hear them whisper and it makes me think there must be something wrongWith meOut of all these hours thinkin'Somehow I've lost my mind. But I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwellI know right now you can't tellBut stay a while and maybe then you'll seeA different side of meI'm not crazy I'm just a little impairedI know that right now you don't careBut soon enough you're gonna think of meAnd how I used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vexed73 Posted October 19, 2005 Members Share Posted October 19, 2005 Im torn between: Can you say "feel like {censored}?" yea maybe sometimes I do feel like {censored} I aint happy bout it. but I'd rather feel like {censored} than be full of {censored}! And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry but maybe you needed to be offended but heres my apology and one more thing...{censored} you! Cause you cant briing me down! OR: I'm just a jigalo..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrmikers Posted October 19, 2005 Members Share Posted October 19, 2005 And there's nothing wrong with methis is how I'm supposed to bein the Land of Make Believethat don't believe in me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members newbie chick Posted October 19, 2005 Members Share Posted October 19, 2005 England Dan and John Ford Coley. I really love to see you tonight. Hello, yeah it's been awhileNot much, how 'bout youI'm not sure why i'd calledI guess I really just wantedTo talk to you and i was thinking maybe later onwe could be together for a whileit's been such a long timeand i really do miss your smile **i'm not talking about the movin inand i don't want to change your lifebut there's a ward wind blowin the stars aroundand i really love to see you tonight we could go walkin to the windy parktake a drive along the beachor stay home and watch tvi see it really doesn't matter much to me repeat ** i'll hold out for promisesbut you don't have to liewe both played the game beforesay i love you then say goodbye CSN- Southern Cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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