Members cdawg Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 corner him in the breakroom, or where ever, get real close, and while breathing real heavy (and drooling a little,) piss yourself. then ask if he likes "jamming." if he's a drummer, he'll get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SteveP Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 Damn, you guys are rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members faileddrummer Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ask him what kind of carpet he has under his set. If it's not shag, he's lying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ask him the meaning to life the univese and everything. I believe the Univese would be off limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shnoodle Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 corner him in the breakroom, or where ever, get real close, and while breathing real heavy (and drooling a little,) piss yourself. then ask if he likes "jamming." if he's a drummer, he'll get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cdawg Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 ^you're , clearly not a drummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CoolDrum3 Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 I prefer "name 10 rudiments...including 3 Swiss...5 seconds...go!" Seperates the men from the wannabes...lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slap happy drums Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 I believe the Univese would be off limits. sorry no spell check on this damn loaner computer. and nothing is off limits , not even the absurd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lossforgain Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 I prefer "name 10 rudiments...including 3 Swiss...5 seconds...go!" Seperates the men from the wannabes...lol. Sadly I think many drummers who have begun in the last 2 decades wouldn't be able to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bengerm77 Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ask him if he can taste roofies in a drink. If yes, ask him out to the bar later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members agogobill Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 "wot kiend of stix u use, d0OD?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kojak Posted August 13, 2009 Author Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 ok, managed to catch up wi him the day and put a few of your questions to him... he uses Zildjan cymbals, his favourite drummers are Chad Smith and Chester Thompson, reckons he can play 32'ths on the kick, has carbon fibre drumsticks, and used to own a kit worth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members skinthrasher Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Targ Posted August 13, 2009 Members Share Posted August 13, 2009 So exactly why do you feel the need to measure him up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted August 14, 2009 Members Share Posted August 14, 2009 sorry no spell check on this damn loaner computer. and nothing is off limits , not even the absurd shushh! they'll hear!!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hwy145 Posted August 14, 2009 Members Share Posted August 14, 2009 ok, managed to catch up wi him the day and put a few of your questions to him... he uses Zildjan cymbals, his favourite drummers are Chad Smith and Chester Thompson, reckons he can play 32'ths on the kick, has carbon fibre drumsticks, and used to own a kit worth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Longfuse Posted August 14, 2009 Members Share Posted August 14, 2009 OK, so he knows about drums...no guarantee that he isn't a lizard in a mask, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members irnbru83 Posted August 14, 2009 Members Share Posted August 14, 2009 So exactly why do you feel the need to measure him up? What's the point in having a penis if you don't measure it relative to those around you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vinniewannabe Posted August 14, 2009 Members Share Posted August 14, 2009 What's the point in having a penis if you don't measure it relative to those around you? The point of having a penis is too bang hot chicks. Gotta shift the focus. In other words, the sooner you stop looking around and get out of the men's gym locker shower, the sooner you can get to the chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members irnbru83 Posted August 14, 2009 Members Share Posted August 14, 2009 I have no idea why you'd focus on the image of a men's gym locker shower. Saggy, wrinkly nuts are not a sight to behold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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