Members Outkaster Posted June 13, 2002 Members Share Posted June 13, 2002 Here are some excuses. This may go along with the doghouse thread. Please come up with some and post them: "..but I got a good deal on it!!... "This is the last one they had"..... "It's a present for someone else".... ..It's not mine I am just storing it for another bandmember".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drummerjoe Posted June 13, 2002 Members Share Posted June 13, 2002 "Sorry honey, I thought this new gear would make your warm vagina secrete enough fluid to trickle between your ass cheeks and make it easier to slide my knob in your virginal butthole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 6am eternal Posted June 13, 2002 Members Share Posted June 13, 2002 "...The faster I become a rock-star the faster you'll get your house on the hills with swimming pool!...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swingset Posted June 14, 2002 Members Share Posted June 14, 2002 "Shut up, bitch, get back on your knees and when you're done make me some dinner". Works like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members grutko Posted June 14, 2002 Members Share Posted June 14, 2002 "If you want to quite your job, you'll let me buy this!" "I saved $____ buying it used! It would have cost $____ to buy it new." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bbreaker Posted June 15, 2002 Members Share Posted June 15, 2002 Since I bought that original 1958 Gibson Flying V, I'll take you out to dinner tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JonnyM Posted June 15, 2002 Members Share Posted June 15, 2002 Then your only problem is when she starts trying to buy everything you pickup in the music store. Just firmly tell her "No I didn't like that PRS all that much. Let's go with just the Mesa amp, the Boss Flanger, and some strings tonight dear one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thesinner66 Posted June 23, 2002 Members Share Posted June 23, 2002 On Pedals "Hey for every {censored}ing pair of shoes you have, I should have a pedal in the same color!" On amps:"this one goes to 11" On guitars"why do you have to have so many guitars They all sound the same!" "no they don't." "Well why did you get it?" "because it's a back up to the guild s-100 which is a back up of the sg. And this guitar can also back up the tele and my three strats that each have a different pourpose!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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