Members Bluesman0511 Posted May 17, 2005 Members Share Posted May 17, 2005 One of the dangers of masturbation that your mother never told you about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members jbryant8159 Posted May 17, 2005 Members Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by Bluesman0511 One of the dangers of masturbation that your mother never told you about... And all these years he's been telling the kids it's because your fretting hand is the stronger of the two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted May 17, 2005 Members Share Posted May 17, 2005 Remember, the non-dominant hand always feels more like somebody else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jbryant8159 Posted May 17, 2005 Members Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by lug Remember, the non-dominant hand always feels more like somebody else. Yes, Yes I have heard about that phenomenom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul Buerk Posted May 17, 2005 Members Share Posted May 17, 2005 "It's from doing all that French Polishing! I'm serious!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jbryant8159 Posted May 17, 2005 Members Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by Paul Buerk "It's from doing all that French Polishing! I'm serious!!" Mmmm, French Polishing. Beautiful finish. Not too sweat friendly tho'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluesman0511 Posted May 18, 2005 Author Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by jbryant8159 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members s4001 Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 *beer on monitor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike fitzwell Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 right hand = brunette left hand = blonde both hands = REDHEAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluesman0511 Posted May 18, 2005 Author Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by mike fitzwell right hand = brunette left hand = blonde both hands = REDHEAD Okay, okay... I'm working on that technique. But now, lets's talk lubricants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Bluesman0511 Posted May 19, 2005 Author Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Bluesman0511 bump You don't "bump" in a thread about masturbation. You have to stroke the thread back to the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike fitzwell Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Bluesman0511 bump yep, i'm sure there's one in your shorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members B-Bottom Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by sunburstbasser You don't "bump" in a thread about masturbation. You have to stroke the thread back to the top. ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 give yourself a stranger1) sit on hand2) wait until numb3) flog the dolphin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by sunburstbasser You don't "bump" in a thread about masturbation. You have to stroke the thread back to the top. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! WINNER of the Inappropriate Out-of-Context Quotation of the Day Award! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lokidecat Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Super_Donut_Man give yourself a stranger1) sit on hand2) wait until numb3) flog the dolphin That just makes it feel like a dead person's doing it. ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted May 19, 2005 Members Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by lokidecat That just makes it feel like a dead person's doing it.ew. Yup, the zombiejerk isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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