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Originally posted by leepmeister

jm5...

I'm playing drums for a band right now and we need a bassist. We practice near 81st and Lewis. You looking for a band?


EDIT: You have PM

 

 

A drummer walks into a library and says: "Hi I'll have a burger,fries, and a large coke." The librarian responds: Sshhhh....do you know where you are? This is a library!" The drummer, sheepishly, and in a whisper says: "Sorry....I'll have a burger, fries and a large coke."

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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in ATLANTA. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

 

Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

 

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

 

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

 

Jim says,"I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

 

Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

 

"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."

 

"What's that?"

 

"Have you farted yet?"

 

"No....."

 

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"

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"Sad News"

 

 

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

 

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

 

Shut up. It might be old, but you know it's funny.

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Originally posted by bassman1956

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in ATLANTA. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"


Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.


In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"


Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"


Jim says,"I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"


Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."


"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."


"What's that?"


"Have you farted yet?"


"No....."


"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"

 

 

hahahahahahaha

 

:thu:

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