Members jonathan_matos5 Posted April 15, 2006 Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 so tell me a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted April 15, 2006 Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 Cool another from Oklahoma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted April 15, 2006 Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 Two guys from Oklahoma walk into a bar, as they walk up and ask for a drink the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?" Huh, Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted April 15, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 wow a canadian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members More Cowbell Posted April 15, 2006 Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 Originally posted by RoboChrist Two guys from Oklahoma walk into a bar, as they walk up and ask for a drink the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"Huh, Huh? excellence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted April 15, 2006 Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 Originally posted by RoboChrist Two guys from Oklahoma walk into a bar, as they walk up and ask for a drink the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?" Huh, Huh? Make that three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members no-logic Posted April 15, 2006 Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted April 15, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 Originally posted by RoboChrist Two guys from Oklahoma walk into a bar, as they walk up and ask for a drink the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"Huh, Huh? thats pretty much all there is to do in oklahoma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members no-logic Posted April 15, 2006 Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 A set of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says "Now don't start anything!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted April 15, 2006 Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 A three-legged dog hobbles into a bar. 'Can I get you something, boy?' asks the bartender. 'I'm lookin fer the man who shot my paw,' replies the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted April 16, 2006 Members Share Posted April 16, 2006 A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar... ...two hours later they leave with feelings of joy and a mutual understanding that will last the rest of their lives. Betcha didn't see that one coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members leepmeister Posted April 16, 2006 Members Share Posted April 16, 2006 jm5...I'm playing drums for a band right now and we need a bassist. We practice near 81st and Lewis. You looking for a band? EDIT: You have PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted April 16, 2006 Members Share Posted April 16, 2006 Originally posted by leepmeister jm5...I'm playing drums for a band right now and we need a bassist. We practice near 81st and Lewis. You looking for a band?EDIT: You have PM A drummer walks into a library and says: "Hi I'll have a burger,fries, and a large coke." The librarian responds: Sshhhh....do you know where you are? This is a library!" The drummer, sheepishly, and in a whisper says: "Sorry....I'll have a burger, fries and a large coke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted April 16, 2006 Members Share Posted April 16, 2006 Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in ATLANTA. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says,"I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No....." "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted April 16, 2006 Members Share Posted April 16, 2006 Oh, and not a joke, but since you're bored, a very cool site... Secret Worlds: The Universe Withinhttp://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted April 16, 2006 Members Share Posted April 16, 2006 "Sad News" With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. Shut up. It might be old, but you know it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted April 16, 2006 Members Share Posted April 16, 2006 Originally posted by bassman1956 Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in ATLANTA. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says,"I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No....." "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!" hahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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