Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 This morning I read on this forum that you think you're a bad-ass in a knife-fight. Is that so? Really??? Well. I don't think you're so tough. I fact I think you've got no knife skills at all. And. All you are is a bunch of talk. All mouth and no action. I can't believe you didn't think this wouldn't elicit a challange from me. Well. Consider yourself challenged. -To prove you've got no skills my man mlwarriner is going to take you down. -Then I've got my good buddy Basshunter to back him up. He's still pissed about the Patriots, and he's lookin' to make somebody pay. -After BH I've got the Jacksonville Double-Team, Bogster and Rowka, ready to show you how they do it in the Sunshine State. -If for some reason you're still breathing bnsywonger is gonna cut you up real bad. -If that fails I'm goin' old-skool and getting another double team, The Old-Mods. That's right, allan grossman and bassaussie are gonna slice you up like a melon. -I'm gonna back that double team up with a triple team, The New-Mods, Jazz Ad, T-Broom and catphish, with secret guest (melancholy mechanic) -Then I'm gonna get the young whipper-snappers on you. Jesus etc and The Ox. (Two old enemies combining forces. That plan never loses) -Maybe. For some real fun I'm gonna let fruno out of his cage and give him TWO knives. That's almost too cruel. -Just when you think it's safe to go back in the fight, I'm gonna unleash the Canadian Cutter on you. That's right, mikgag is primed to slice and dice you. -And. For the finale I'm gonna have the entire scary page of Lefo's site treat you like a Thanksgiving Turkey. Let's see how tough you are now. Punk :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Let's you and him fight. I'll watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fran da Man Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Yeah, and if that's not enough i'll slip Les a real knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Yeah, and if that's not enough i'll slip Les a real knife Shh. You're my secret weapon. If lug dispatches of everybody else you'll come out of the crowd and hit him with a folding chair. Then degroove will sneak up behind lug and stab him with his steely knife..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassesofalessergod Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 i got lug's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 i got lug's back. Yeah!!!! And if you're gonna go after Bowl G and Lug, you're gonna havta get through me to do it!!!...but that won't be so tough! I'll probably just move out of the way! But the threat sounded pretty good, didn't it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 wait...what? how the hell did my dog get in this fight??? *hides* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 stab him with his steely knife..... but i bet he just won't kill the beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 wait...what?how the hell did my dog get in this fight???*hides* Let me refresh your memory. Hammerbash I 3:00 amEmpty beer bottles all over the placeC7 Asleep in the corner You told Doc Lobotomy, Sharkey, cdb, and myself that anytime we wanted to challenge lug to a knife fight you'd be first in line to slice the King. I'm calling in my marker. Now. Get in there and make me proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 i got lug's back. Puh-Leez I'll just sub-contract Burdy to take care of you. He can do it on his 10 minute break at work. And. Still have 9.5 minutes to enjoy his coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 You're not seeing the big picture Mark. There's gonna be a lot of dead bodies in all this. (Like the last scene of Reservoir Dogs, but with more blood and more bodies and less Michael Madsen). All of those dead people had jobs. You may be able to get a good job out of this. Hell. Grossman works for the gov't, you gotta like your chances there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 i got lug's back. +1 I'm taking this to the rumble: It's a powered umm.. knife.. I'm wearing this armour as well: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roger in the sky Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 if lug boalg and funkee are throwing downyou best belive ima come at you like a spider monkey covered in razor blades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 +1 I'm taking this to the rumble: It's a powered umm.. knife.. I'm wearing this armour as well: A chainsaw??? Have you ever seen Basshunter? He's like 8'10". That's like nail-clippers to him. He'll thank you right before he turns you into his new beer, REMUS Ale. And. That armor is useless against bassaussie, he can throw a knife through the eye of a needle at 143 paces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roger in the sky Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 imagine the potato is you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 if lug boalg and funkee are throwing downyou best belive ima come at you like a spider monkey covered in razor blades As you can see. I've already accounted for BOALG and Funkee. So. Best take your new dictionary and join the Witness Protection Program before you make a decision you'll regret everytime you try to eat solid food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 imagine the potato is you Oh look. I'm getting an exfoliation on my back. Wow. That feels great. Don't forget to get all the {censored} between my toes when you're giving me my pedicure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted February 14, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 Geez Les....this really puts me on the spot. I mean, you're my homeboy, but damn....lug's been The Man since Day-1. Just for the sake of self-preservation, I gotta go with Texas Toast....he puts The Suck on any one of you, and ya-alls are done like last week's pork chops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Geez Les....this really puts me on the spot. I mean, you're my homeboy, but damn....lug's been The Man since Day-1.Just for the sake of self-preservation, I gotta go with Texas Toast....he puts The Suck on any one of you, and ya-alls are done like last week's pork chops. See. That's why I challenged him to a knife fight. There's no mp3's allowed within 500 yards of the knife fight. Without his mp3's lug's about as threatening as a three-legged kitten with ADD. I'm no fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 A chainsaw??? Have you ever seen Basshunter? He's like 8'10". That's like nail-clippers to him. He'll thank you right before he turns you into his new beer, REMUS Ale. And. That armor is useless against bassaussie, he can throw a knife through the eye of a needle at 143 paces. I'm just a distraction, this is lug pwning you and your suck ass posse moments later: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Let me refresh your memory. Hammerbash I 3:00 amEmpty beer bottles all over the placeC7 Asleep in the cornerYou told Doc Lobotomy, Sharkey, cdb, and myself that anytime we wanted to challenge lug to a knife fight you'd be first in line to slice the King. I'm calling in my marker. Now. Get in there and make me proud. oh yeah, now i *sorta* remember. *grabs knife* *girds loins* alright suck-man...let's dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Roger in the sky Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 KNIFE FIGHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Mistake..Big Mistake ..calls wisened assistant to prepare weapondry....... Boy, I'ma gonna gut you like a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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