Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3dd2vulC_g Boy, I'ma gonna gut you like a fish. Oooh. Page 2 and post # 24. Looks like somebody was avoiding something. Something like a beat down. That pic don't scare me. Hell. I put the kissy fact pic as my wallpaper for the past 2 years. And. My screensaver is gul. I've been in serious training. I've developed a revolutionary knife techinque. I've combined the teachings of Mr. Miyagi with knife fighting. I'm gonna wax on, wax off, and paint the fence, all day with your ass. At the end you're gonna look a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Two knives??? Two. You might as well shown me a picture of Ghandi holding two jelly-beans. You're gonna have to do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Oooh.Page 2 and post # 24. Looks like somebody was avoiding something. Something like a beat down. That pic don't scare me. Hell. I put the kissy fact pic as my wallpaper for the past 2 years. And. My screensaver is gul. I've been in serious training. I've developed a revolutionary knife techinque. I've combined the teachings of Mr. Miyagi with knife fighting. I'm gonna wax on, wax off, and paint the fence, all day with your ass. At the end you're gonna look a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone. Did you even watch the video? That knife will now split the atom, Fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 This made me laugh. That's funny right there. But. It looks like you're attacking lug. Everybody knows that I'm so extremely handsome that any picture of me includes at least 3 super-models, and 5 swim-suit models. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roger in the sky Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 ok p.s. (Fact: ghandi could kill 20 men with 2 jellybeans.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roger in the sky Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 TBut. It looks like you're attacking lug. Everybody knows that I'm so extremely handsome that any picture of me includes at least 3 super-models, and 5 swim-suit models. not after all the knifeing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roger in the sky Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Did you even watch the video? That knife will now split the atom, Fool! Big deal. I have fire resistant long-underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members georgestrings Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 you That'll buff right out... - georgestrings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 (Fact: ghandi could kill 20 men with 2 jellybeans.) But. He wouldn't. He's a pacifist. He wouldn't hurt anybody, even if they broke into the Taj Mahal and were stealing all the rubies from the bathroom sink. I'm a knififist. I'll stab a man if he even ponders stealing a glance at my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 imagine the potato is you Even if the unimaginable happened and the earth's poles flipped causing me to momantarity having my knife pointed the wrong way, I'm covered. In the imortal words od Rocky's wife....YOU CAN"T WIN! Hell, with this crew, we may just take over the whole palce...run things our way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Big deal. I have fire resistant long-underwear. Well that was a pretty damn lame come back, lug is gonna toy with you then bam he'll hit ya like a nuke and ya'll won't have a piece of ya left bigger than a iddy biddy chunk of crappy shushi, ya hearin me BOY!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Even if the unimaginable happened and the earth's poles flipped causing me to momantarity having my knife pointed the wrong way, I'm covered. In the imortal words od Rocky's wife....YOU CAN"T WIN! Hell, with this crew, we may just take over the whole palce...run things our way. You call that a crew. -An emasculated expatriate who's probably changing diapers as we speak. -A Californian who's already admitted he'd rather run than fight. -The worst speller. Ever. Not exactly intimidating. I've got mlwarriner. He liberated Baghdad all by himself, with a rusty spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 I don't think that picture is very cool, infact I think it is cruel and *very* silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Well that was a pretty damn lame come back, lug is gonna toy with you then bam he'll hit ya like a nuke and ya'll won't have a piece of ya left bigger than a iddy biddy chunk of crappy shushi, ya hearin me BOY!? You might want to re-think your position. Besides the fact that lug stands about as much chance of winning as Hilary. Look at post #37. Doesn't seem lug even considers you part of his 'crew'. Not much loyalty there. I've got a wonderful dental plan. Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 I've got mlwarriner. He liberated Baghdad all by himself, with a rusty spoon. Talk about a coalition of the unwilling. Let me quote the man hisownself: "wait...what? how the hell did my dog get in this fight???" I could pay him a buck and he's stab you in the back as soon as the fight started......and give me change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted February 14, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 See. That's why I challenged him to a knife fight. There's no mp3's allowed within 500 yards of the knife fight. Without his mp3's lug's about as threatening as a three-legged kitten with ADD. I'm no fool. Oh, so now you're saying there's rules in a knife fight???? And assuming lug needs mp3's to invoke The Suck is just a big mistake. Huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 I've got mlwarriner. He liberated Baghdad all by himself, with a rusty spoon. well, not all by myself... someone had to fly the plane i jumped out of with several bombs in my hand and one of these: strapped to my back with about 20,000 rounds on board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 I could pay him a buck and he's stab you in the back as soon as the fight started......and give me change. *whistles innocently* *holds out hand* *clears throat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 What everybody fails to realize is that lug is the ultimate evil. How do I know this? The movies told me. That's right, the movies, follow my logic. We're all bass players. And. We all realize that the bass is a very powerful instrument. Well. What happens in the movies when they've got something very powerful? They always hope it doesn't fall into the 'wrong hands' of somebody evil. Who'll use it for something besides its intended, and benevolent, use. Well. We've all, unfortunately, heard a lug mp3. Is that bass playing? Not even close. And. We all never would classify that as anything but an evil sound. lug playing the bass is a powerful instrument in the wrong hands of an evil genius who intends to conquer the world with his suckage. That's why I've been training for this knife-fight. Ever since I heard my first lug mp3 over 6 years ago I've been training daily. I've attended countless elementary-school band concerts in order to strengthen myself mentally in case lug decides to use the ultimate weapon. His bass playing. And. Now is the time for this all to go down. I've worked hard and assembled a posse of the unwilling. But. I'm prepared. I'm ready to die if it comes to that. But. First I'm going to watch an episode of Mythbusters on my DVR. In this episode Carrie wears pig-tails and who gives a {censored} what Adam and Jamie are blowing up. lug. In 44 minutes prepare for a knife-fight to end all knife-fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 You might want to re-think your position. Besides the fact that lug stands about as much chance of winning as Hilary. Look at post #37. Doesn't seem lug even considers you part of his 'crew'. Not much loyalty there. I've got a wonderful dental plan. Think about it. NEVAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 NEVAR! Dude...you're from England...you need a dental plan! I mean, if we're going to go with stereotypes and all. By the way, the stereo-type I like the best is Pioneer and Sony comes in second... Um....what were we talking about again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Dude...you're from England...you need a dental plan! I mean, if we're going to go with stereotypes and all. By the way, the stereo-type I like the best is Pioneer and Sony comes in second... Um....what were we talking about again? You don't want me to start on the American stereotype you fit, the dumb and goofy/inbred looking kind.... :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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