Members Super_Donut_Man Posted September 4, 2008 Members Share Posted September 4, 2008 Seriously, now a days I have noticed a sever drop off in actual fortune telling. Most of them that I get are either observations (i.e. you are a very generous person) or good advice (don't burn bridges). I want to be told something about the future damnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phildogger Posted September 4, 2008 Members Share Posted September 4, 2008 "your HCBF thread will be full of wise-ass responses" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Apendecto Posted September 4, 2008 Members Share Posted September 4, 2008 For whatever reason, I've been collecting these for a long time and putting them in the case in one of my basses. Most of the fortunes I've seen recently have come from a giant bag of cookies and it seems like there are only three fortunes. A surprising relationship is developing. Or some crap like that. Yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted September 4, 2008 Members Share Posted September 4, 2008 You can always append the phrase 'in bed' to the end of any fortune. They take on a whole new meaning that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SelenaBassGirl Posted September 4, 2008 Members Share Posted September 4, 2008 I am eating Chinese tonight..I will have to look...now once I got one that said "today is a good day" and it happened to be my birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sludgebass69 Posted September 4, 2008 Members Share Posted September 4, 2008 You can always append the phrase 'in bed' to the end of any fortune. They take on a whole new meaning that way. +1, also works well with biblical quotes, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darkstorm Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Tries to remember the comedy skit where chinese restaurant used all bad fortunes in fortune cookies, prophecies of impending doom etc. Last few fortune cookies I've gotten where generic good happy claims about reader plus a learn a short phrase in chinese and lucky numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RIC N BACKER Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 I seem to be geting reruns too. I do have 2 that I kept. 1 read " about time I got out of that cookie" the other was " Patience is the hardest virtue to learn" The first one is funny as hell. The second one is the truth for me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PaulyWally Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 I got a fortune cookie once that was... ...blank. I can say without a shadow of a doubt that it has mostly come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zon5string Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JCampbell72 Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Got this one a while back: Needless to say, the wife and I LOL'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillPlay4food Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 I got one once that said "Stay away from temptation". On the back, the "Learn Chinese" word was Apple. Being a fan of Apple, Inc. products, I LOLed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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