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Originally Posted by wild_death ok one time i took one for the team!!! there was a after-gig house party some where outside of stroudsberg PA. we were on tour. the chick was smoking whos house it was .. real hott. her one friend was a GIANT! she gave our singer like some valium, thrrough him overher shoulder and went up stairs and just pounded the poor guy for hours! me there was a girl who had a good body but her face was just mehhhh.... so i drank til the point i could tolerate {censored}ing her and i take her out to my car and she gets on and i just lose it from al the booze! couldnt keep it up! Holy {censored}ing run-on sentance! Doesn't your keyboard come with punctuation keys?

Originally Posted by Volitan Pffft. You aren't livng enough then. I'm 17 and have had at least half of those things happen to me or similarly happen to me........ beleive me, when I was 17 I was breaking other things. Wide Open. But age catches up with us all.

Originally Posted by MrKnobs Large people are used to things breaking and collapsing during the act, they've sorta learned to ignore it. Terry D. I am 6 foot 8, and have never broken anything in the act. Maybe you meant "Balding, fairy tale tellers" Wait, let me guess, you have a story about that too? I think a man would have to live to be 375 years old to live through all the dreck you have posted.