Members wades_keys Posted February 18, 2009 Members Share Posted February 18, 2009 Yeah. Gotta love those headlines. He was given Xanax.Nuff said, right?(Ever done Xanax?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr.Mow Posted February 18, 2009 Members Share Posted February 18, 2009 What's a kangaroo taste like? I would think it's gamey.Fine, I retract my previous statement... What is it with Australians and... Koalas?! I have never seen a Koala.. ever!! Roo, its pretty gamey yeah, but very low in fat and cholesterol, when cooked right can be quite nice.. The greenies here are pushing for us to eat it instead of beef, roos don't fart as much apparently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wades_keys Posted February 18, 2009 Members Share Posted February 18, 2009 +1 A chimp is like mentally retarded 3 year old with the strength of a linebacker. Why someone would have one in their home is beyond me. More like the strength of 5 linebackers, especially at 200 pounds. That was a bigass chimp. The cop shot him multiple times and he STILL was able to walk back inside the house before dying. THis is of course after being stabbed with a butcher knife and beaten with a shovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members anothertxn Posted February 18, 2009 Members Share Posted February 18, 2009 I worked with chimps for awhile. When they are small, they are deceptively nice. When they get older, they will {censored}ing kill you. They did some experiments where they put a tackling dummy into the chimp compounds. Needless to say, the dummy lost its face and arms in record time. Oh, and a chimp would {censored} UP a linebacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JeffBass Posted February 18, 2009 Members Share Posted February 18, 2009 Whew. I thought for a minute Lancelot Link had snapped. He's been a corpse for years, I suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted February 18, 2009 Members Share Posted February 18, 2009 What about a bonobo? Aren't they suppose to be the calm, sexually-aroused-all-the-time cousins of the chimps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 I worked with chimps for awhile. When they are small, they are deceptively nice. When they get older, they will {censored}ing kill you. They did some experiments where they put a tackling dummy into the chimp compounds. Needless to say, the dummy lost its face and arms in record time. Oh, and a chimp would {censored} UP a linebacker. I went to a wildlife rescue center in Costa Rica, a place where they rehab monkeys that are taken as pets.They didn't have any chimps, but they had these guys:One that was a bit bigger than the one I'm holding was in a cage because, the day before, it ripped a toilet out of the concrete floor, carried it 150 yards (full of water), and threw it in the ocean.The guy said that these monkeys, when they're fully grown, weigh about 60lbs, and can tear your legs off.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 Oh....so much we could do with this photo....don't....know....where....to....start... /passes out Thank you C7....thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jugghaid Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 This oughta stir up some {censored}!From the New York Post today:Al Sharpton already had 2 siezures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wades_keys Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 This oughta stir up some {censored}! From the New York Post today: Al Sharpton already had 2 siezures. Man, that's some bull{censored} right there.Serious - racist - BULL{censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jugghaid Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 Man, that's some bull{censored} right there. Serious - racist - BULL{censored}. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/02/18/nr.intv.sharpton.cartoon.cnn?iref=mpvideosviewWell, the claim is that they ewre not equating Obama with a chimp, they were equating congress with chimps, and since Obama didn't write the stimulus bill, I can see where that is POSSIBLE, but for chrissake, does't anyone tihnk about this {censored}? Don't they have editors that might look at this and think....."Hmmm, I can see where someone would take this as a racist cartoon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 Don't they have editors that might look at this and think....."Hmmm, I can see where someone would take this as a racist cartoon?"It's the Post...You're assuming they even have editors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wades_keys Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 Well, the claim is that they ewre not equating Obama with a chimp, they were equating congress with chimps, and since Obama didn't write the stimulus bill, I can see where that is POSSIBLE, but for chrissake, does't anyone tihnk about this {censored}? I dunno - I've seen enough of that kind of "clever" wink/nod scratch the back of the head passive aggressive racism enough times to not be fooled by that jive ass excuse.And so have black folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rogueleader Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 The cops really put an end to his monkeying around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brother Mango Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 Quote from my wife 'What is it with Americans and monkeys?' What's with Australians and feral camels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 This oughta stir up some {censored}! From the New York Post today: Al Sharpton already had 2 siezures. Ha Oh, and presidents don't write laws.... duh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J. Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 I can't remember who it was, but some talking head/animal rights activist said that the chimp was depressed and knowingly committed "suicide by cop". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanlatte Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 I worked with chimps for awhile. When they are small, they are deceptively nice. When they get older, they will {censored}ing kill you. They did some experiments where they put a tackling dummy into the chimp compounds. Needless to say, the dummy lost its face and arms in record time. Oh, and a chimp would {censored} UP a linebacker. I don't doubt it. Monkeys/Apes/Gorillas have always sort of scared me. I saw a special once explaining how they attack, something about going for the eyes, fingers and genitals to incapacitate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 I don't doubt it. Monkeys/Apes/Gorillas have always sort of scared me. I saw a special once explaining how they attack, something about going for the eyes, fingers and genitals to incapacitate. I heard she lost both eyes, her nose, and her jaw. That chimp went ape-{censored}!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 I heard she lost both eyes, her nose, and her jaw. That chimp went ape-{censored}!! *sigh*But seriously, and we think concealed carry is just for defending yourself against people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members citizenralph Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 I heard she lost both eyes, her nose, and her jaw. That chimp went ape-{censored}!! And all of her fingers! Nice life ahead of her. If she survives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 And all of her fingers!Nice life ahead of her. If she survives. If she wants to turn on her friend, she *could* hire a lawyer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vladoicho Posted February 19, 2009 Members Share Posted February 19, 2009 the chimp was depressed and knowingly committed "suicide by cop".there's nothing funny about that whole story, but this is {censored}ing hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members citizenralph Posted February 23, 2009 Members Share Posted February 23, 2009 If she wants to turn on her friend, she *could* hire a lawyer... Man, this is not a case of turning on her friend. It's not like she was bit and wants to sue for a couple of scratches. She's going to need around the clock help for everything the rest of her life. All because someone else had to have a wild beast for a pet. Her family, if she has any, should be in process of getting a lawyer post haste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rhythm Junky Posted February 23, 2009 Members Share Posted February 23, 2009 I heard that the lady came at him with a "Tickle Me Elmo" doll. The poor bastard probably thought that was his baby and she was hurting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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