Members solderjunkie Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 and wish you hadn't just farted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bryan316 Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Only the loud ones in church. But the SBD's get Jeebus' blessings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillPlay4food Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Only when I'm not expecting anyone else to get in the elevator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 All the time. I am quite gasious. Once in an elevator I let a huge one rip right before the doors opened, an when it opened, there were a ton of people waiting. I walked out and laughed at them as they walked in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vladoicho Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Never. I'm proud of my work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members perrydabassman Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 All the time. I am quite gasious. Once in an elevator I let a huge one rip right before the doors opened, an when it opened, there were a ton of people waiting. I walked out and laughed at them as they walked in. Rude, Crude and socially unacceptable........we aren't related by any chance.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members countrybass Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 awe man!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members solderjunkie Posted March 31, 2009 Author Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 yep... (waves hand in front of nose) That was me;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members s4001 Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 I was in the store yesterday and some little old lady (80's or so) was walking around putting like a motorboat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Reminds me of the classic: [YOUTUBE]ZmwfF6kzlAE[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gonzobassman Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Ever farted and went"Man!!!... I didn't think farts were supposed to be lumpy!!!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassplayer7770 Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Ever farted and went"Man!!!... I didn't think farts were supposed to be lumpy!!!"? Shart much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Shart much? I have sharted on 2 occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Death Hands Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 This thread gives epic laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W33nie Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 I was trying to shoot spitballs at my friend and instead farted loudly enough people around to hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 I ate something I shouldn't have before last band practice, and I was dropping forceful, stinky bombs the whole time (we were jamming, they couldn't hear), and I kept laughing loudly waiting for the others to smell it. They looked at me like I was crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted April 1, 2009 Members Share Posted April 1, 2009 Every second to third Friday I go out for lunch with coworkers to an East Indian buffet. We're not a popular crew in the office or around the washroom about an hour later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Senator Posted April 1, 2009 Members Share Posted April 1, 2009 Rustle things around and make loud noises while you fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W33nie Posted April 1, 2009 Members Share Posted April 1, 2009 Rustle things around and make loud noises while you fart. Or play bass, preferably a 5 string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members perrydabassman Posted April 1, 2009 Members Share Posted April 1, 2009 I farted while scuba diving once, it screwed my neutral bouyancy up for a while, till I squished it out of my wetsuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jesse Neil Posted April 1, 2009 Members Share Posted April 1, 2009 After a pretty intense bout of drinking on Saturday, myself and about 12 friends went to the local diner at around 11am Sunday. Because we were such a large group, we had to wait a long time to get tables. My friend John was hell bent on sketching out the old people, so he hugged me from behind and was all up on me. It just so happened that I had a rather heinous fart brewing, so I let it go, right on his goods. I was pretty glad I farted then. He wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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