Members L. Ron Hoover Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ This is some funny {censored} right here. Examples: (502): Dude, just got a bummer. (1-502): What?? (502): A blow job from a homeless chick. (805): My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping. (314): Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship... (908): You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals ...and so on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 that's been the new rage on a local board here in kc for a couple of days now. there's definitely some funny {censored} there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bogster Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 (214): dude. I'm so drunk. (972): pete, this is bryce's mom (214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass (972): pete, this is still bryce's mom (925): "Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God. (850): paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JC Bass Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 that's some funny stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 78pbass Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 (214): dude. I'm so drunk. (972): pete, this is bryce's mom (214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass (972): pete, this is still bryce's mom :lol: Naturally, this are Dallas area codes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 (850): paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury Ain't that the truth. O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members s4001 Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 (646): ParTy {censored}kin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!(812): ?(646): Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 (510): I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.(702): Are you high?(510): No. That's why it's odd (516): I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank (612): from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend. (808): The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet. (202): He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia (215): Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dDigitalPimp Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 Naturally, this are Dallas area codes. yup, natrually... even more so because pete and bryce are boys names and pete drunkenly confesses that he wants to stick is dick in another dudes ass. prolly dallass cowboy fans too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 78pbass Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 yup, natrually... even more so because pete and bryce are boys names and pete drunkenly confesses that he wants to stick is dick in another dudes ass. prolly dallass cowboy fans too. No, silly hippy, we do our friends moms around here. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dDigitalPimp Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 No, silly hippy, we do our friends moms around here. :poke: wrong. bryce and pete are ghey, r(h)omo fans. just ask bryce's mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 (202): He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia I'm SO using that one day. (215): Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless. Been there, done that. Solution? "It's a hotel, I don't have to wash the {censored}ing sheets. Let's leave a crime scene baby." ^ ^ ^ My actual words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bogster Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 Been there, done that. Solution? "It's a hotel, I don't have to wash the {censored}ing sheets. Let's leave a crime scene baby." ^ ^ ^ My actual words. I'm right there with you, Ren. When you gotta have it, you GOTS to have it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 I'm right there with you, Ren. When you gotta have it, you GOTS to have it... And when you don't care about the mess you leave behind, it's game on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FloydianAnimal Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 I'm SO using that one day.Been there, done that. Solution? "It's a hotel, I don't have to wash the {censored}ing sheets. Let's leave a crime scene baby." ^ ^ ^ My actual words. Yep, my old drummer used those exact words to a groupie at a hotel our band was staying in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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