Members Bonoman Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Zamfir In other news,Jennifer Garner is just not that attractive. Personally, I blame it on being an android. She's a man, baby!!!I have to agree - I don't find her attractive at all. I'm sure that she and big-head Affleck will be very happy together... NOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 I hadn't considered the possibility of an operation on his/her naughty bits... But Ben will do anything that moves, so they deserve each other. Maybe he can show up in an episode of Alias where they beat the crap out of each other before blowing themselves up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 In other news, didn't Paris die in the Trojan War for being a general idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Zamfir In other news, didn't Paris die in the Trojan War for being a general idiot? Paris doesn't use condoms because the rich have a secret cure for HIV, so neither Trojans, nor Lifestyles, nor any other condom brand are even in her general lexicon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman I can't keep up with this thread anymore. You didn't miss much Jennifer Garner's not that bad. She's not the ultra-hottie but she's still easily doable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman Paris doesn't use condoms because the rich have a secret cure for HIV, so neither Trojans, nor Lifestyles, nor any other condom brand are even in her general lexicon. Heh!! I didn't even think about the Trojan double entendre... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Zamfir Heh!! I didn't even think about the Trojan double entendre... Which is why you make a great straight-man for my perverted sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman Which is why you make a great straight-man for my perverted sense of humour. I've always been a straight man. Just to clarify any implications here... Does this mean I get all the abuse in our stand up routine? In other news: Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses. a vampire's anus is present, but non-working. like a network card without the appropriate driver. Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth. And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Zamfir I've always been a straight man. Just to clarify any implications here... Does this mean I get all the abuse in our stand up routine? In other news: Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses. a vampire's anus is present, but non-working. like a network card without the appropriate driver. Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth. And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades. No, you get to abuse me too, I just get to be funnier.And vampires do have anuses. Some of them have vaginas as well. Where they have a problem is with penises, because they have no actual blood of their own with which to obtain and maintain an erection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman No, you get to abuse me too, I just get to be funnier. Ah, that explains why vampires are so busy at night. Gotta find their version of Viagra... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had tumult ? this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine i tell him i don't have one (truth) he says bull{censored} i tell him to {censored} off he stands up and punches me in the face three times sits back down teacher doesn't notice/care so blood is pouring out onto my desk from my lip i turn to the girl next to me and say "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?" what did she do? punched me in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 I can put my penis in my belly button. Envy me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman Which is why you make a great straight-man for my perverted sense of humour. You? A perverted sense of humor!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Bonoman Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by niomosy You? A perverted sense of humor!? Yeah, I've been known to be a little ribald from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman No, you get to abuse me too, I just get to be funnier.And vampires do have anuses. Some of them have vaginas as well. Where they have a problem is with penises, because they have no actual blood of their own with which to obtain and maintain an erection. Note to self: if bonoman becomes a vampire, kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sixgun77 Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Iron Rectum has nothing to fear from Bono-Vamp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Okay, this thread has officially passed into the realm of too weird to be real... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman Okay, this thread has officially passed into the realm of too weird to be real... But is it ever real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sixgun77 Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by mxpxfan But is it ever real? Sadly, sometimes it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Why is it that the last ten minutes of the day are always the longest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? : We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. : Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? : I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. : Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? : I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. : But you're equipping them to become violent killers. : Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted May 18, 2005 Members Share Posted May 18, 2005 if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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