Members Hearafter Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 Originally Posted by Thumper a day in the life of Thumper Win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 http://link.brightcove.com/services/...id=42085298001 Kate Beckinsale struts , could fall under the NSFW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Trauma_Luna Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 Hi TK, i have a joke for you.. There was a Mexican reporter at Iraq, covering war and that stuff. One day he mets an Iraqi who played baseball, he was the best, his personal record was like 5 home runs per game, he was great at playing. The reporter calls a friend in Mexico who managed a baseball team, who quickly called the Iraqi baseball player, and asked him to come to Mexico and play in a Mexican team, the Iraqi accepted and went to play his first game against some other team of the Mexican league. he made like 4 homeruns and won the game, after the game he called his wife to see how things were going, and the wife told him ''Well, last night, the grandfather got killed, our daughter got raped yesterday, our son was punched in the face, someone stole our money, every night we must hide of gunfires, we can never sleep, things are getting horrible, and everything is your fault!! you bastard!!. The Iraqi baseball player was surprised with that, and said, ''My fault!? why the hell is this my fault?'' and the wife answered ''yes you was the one of the idea to come to live to Mexico!! '' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-RhITg3kqE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 Tonight I shall consume a few links of Danish sausage with some eggs, have some beer or scotch and watch some football, all with no pants on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 Originally Posted by Thumper Mrs. Thumper bought a new sofa for the music room downstairs. We borrowed a neighbor's Mazda pickup (with non-functioning power steering and a five-speed manual slush-box) to pick it up. I hadn't driven a stick in years... So we drive for an hour in rush-hour traffic to pick it up. Me, looking at it: 'Hon, it's not going to fit through the doors...' Mrs. T: 'Can we try, anyway?' Me: 'Ah...sure.' So another hour drive in rush-hour traffic to get it home. I figure we may as well give it a shot getting it out of the garage and into the house today. Me, measuring couch and two doorways: 'Hon, there's no way we can get this in the room.' Mrs Thumper: 'Can we at least try? How about taking the doors off?' Me: 'Ah...no problem.' Two doors off, and the couch still won't fit. Mrs. Thumper: 'Sorry, honey. Can we move the old couch back in?' Me: 'No problem.' So Mrs. T goes out shopping and comes home with a six-pack of Widmer Oktoberfest wrapped in a yellow ribbon. I love my wife. ...Thumper needs to learn to say "No" much, much earlier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foDcLUhUKqI Oh my gawd.... *fap fap fap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scary Bill Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Originally Posted by Zamfir ...Thumper needs to learn to say "No" much, much earlier... I say no a lot.... So far I am yet to get my way first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Originally Posted by Zamfir ...Thumper needs to learn to say "No" much, much earlier... With some women it's much easier to go with the flow.... Plus if Mrs Thumper is generally easy going, something like this every once in a while isn't that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Originally Posted by Scary Bill I say no a lot.... So far I am yet to get my way first. I'm just obstinate. Not like a married guy gets laid, anyway. Originally Posted by oldivor With some women it's much easier to go with the flow.... Plus if Mrs Thumper is generally easy going, something like this every once in a while isn't that bad. Yeah, but he could have gotten his beer himself without having to drive twice in rush-hour traffic, haul a couch, take off a door, and give up in favor of loading in a new couch... At that point, {censored} the beer - the missus owes you a really fun time on *both* couches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted October 8, 2009 Members Share Posted October 8, 2009 Still alive. Still too busy for words. Love you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted October 8, 2009 Members Share Posted October 8, 2009 Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. Still too busy for words. Love you guys. hellogoodbye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted October 8, 2009 Members Share Posted October 8, 2009 it downloaded to my laptop but because i wasnt on ac power it didnt install i checked with ms downloads and i have it how can i run it its not showing on the icon bar at the bottom any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted October 8, 2009 Members Share Posted October 8, 2009 Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. Still too busy for words. Love you guys. ...number of blackouts in that Special Week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 8, 2009 Members Share Posted October 8, 2009 Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. Still too busy for words. Love you guys. How was the honeymoon in Florida? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted October 8, 2009 Members Share Posted October 8, 2009 Originally Posted by oldivor How was the honeymoon in Florida? You gotta be kidding me?!? The one place Bonoman hates the most, Dumbass Central...and he took his honeymoon there?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted October 14, 2009 Members Share Posted October 14, 2009 Wine and cheese go together well. Wine and a grilled cheese, on the other hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted October 14, 2009 Members Share Posted October 14, 2009 00110011001110010011100100111001 12111010 111444 7637 F9F MMMCMXCIX whoopity-doo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 14, 2009 Members Share Posted October 14, 2009 Originally Posted by Zamfir You gotta be kidding me?!? The one place Bonoman hates the most, Dumbass Central...and he took his honeymoon there?!? Because he might be a masochist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 14, 2009 Members Share Posted October 14, 2009 Originally Posted by Hearafter 00110011001110010011100100111001 12111010 111444 7637 F9F MMMCMXCIX whoopity-doo... 3356985? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fingeringam Posted October 14, 2009 Members Share Posted October 14, 2009 C++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 14, 2009 Members Share Posted October 14, 2009 Originally Posted by fingeringam C++ ┐('～`；)┌ I always liked C better. For higher level stuff, python or perl or for even higher level stuff I use bash/dash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted October 14, 2009 Members Share Posted October 14, 2009 I actually got my bass out and played for awhile last night... Got to get things organized where I can do that more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted October 14, 2009 Members Share Posted October 14, 2009 Originally Posted by oldivor 3356985? It was my 3,999th post. Those are all ways to express 3,999. Of all the people on this forum, I figured you would get it. tsk tsk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 14, 2009 Members Share Posted October 14, 2009 Originally Posted by Hearafter It was my 3,999th post. Those are all ways to express 3,999. Of all the people on this forum, I figured you would get it. tsk tsk That doesn't add up to 3999 in binary. 0000111110011111 or 0F9F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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