Members bassthumpintwin Posted July 10, 2009 Members Share Posted July 10, 2009 IT'S FRIDAY BEEYOTCHES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted July 10, 2009 Members Share Posted July 10, 2009 My cat just spent two minutes parked right under the large screen TV watching Bob Ross explain painting. Strangely, the Germans didn't dub over his show like they dub over everything else, including all the ads for Bob Ross painting instruction... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted July 10, 2009 Members Share Posted July 10, 2009 Originally Posted by Bonoman It just dawned on me that I will never have a first kiss ever again. Not a guilt-free one, anyhow... Good point. If only I'd thought of this before getting married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted July 11, 2009 Members Share Posted July 11, 2009 Originally Posted by Hearafter Are you married yet? Two weeks and 18 hours left to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted July 11, 2009 Members Share Posted July 11, 2009 Better get those guilty first kisses in, then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted July 11, 2009 Members Share Posted July 11, 2009 I don't get it... you get banned for "personal attacks" if you direct insults at another member, but a {censored}ing troll can post a song insulting members, and the mods laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted July 12, 2009 Members Share Posted July 12, 2009 Originally Posted by Zamfir Better get those guilty first kisses in, then! It's too late for me. I guess I'll just have to live vicariously through my single friends from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted July 12, 2009 Members Share Posted July 12, 2009 Had this tonight. One of the best beers I have had ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted July 12, 2009 Members Share Posted July 12, 2009 Originally Posted by Hearafter I don't get it... you get banned for "personal attacks" if you direct insults at another member, but a {censored}ing troll can post a song insulting members, and the mods laugh. It is what it is, I guess. Originally Posted by Bonoman vicariously through my single friends from now on. Happens quite a bit with the M word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted July 12, 2009 Members Share Posted July 12, 2009 Originally Posted by Hearafter I don't get it... you get banned for "personal attacks" if you direct insults at another member, but a {censored}ing troll can post a song insulting members, and the mods laugh. Might be worth dropping a polite line to a mod, being careful not to look like you're questioning their decisions (too much, anyway ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted July 12, 2009 Members Share Posted July 12, 2009 Originally Posted by Bonoman It's too late for me. I guess I'll just have to live vicariously through my single friends from now on. Now you see why you were so useful to all of us married farts for so long. How could you betray us?? Then again, first kisses and no vows almost always = not-so-fun breakup on the back end... Then again, vows don't stop that either, and add legal and financial consequences. Aren't I just a great morale booster for your bidness in two weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thrustin Posted July 12, 2009 Members Share Posted July 12, 2009 Hey Bonoman, Could you pleeeeeze reduce your sig size. My computer is having trouble loading pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted July 12, 2009 Members Share Posted July 12, 2009 Originally Posted by Thrustin Hey Bonoman, Could you pleeeeeze reduce your sig size. My computer is having trouble loading pages. Now that's comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members moogieotter Posted July 12, 2009 Members Share Posted July 12, 2009 I are back. Got way hammered in LA. Got lost in the bad part of town at 2 am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted July 12, 2009 Members Share Posted July 12, 2009 Originally Posted by Zamfir Now you see why you were so useful to all of us married farts for so long. How could you betray us?? Then again, first kisses and no vows almost always = not-so-fun breakup on the back end... Then again, vows don't stop that either, and add legal and financial consequences. Aren't I just a great morale booster for your bidness in two weeks? Yeah... Thanks for that. I guess now wouldn't be a good time to tell you about my super-hot co-worker who has started stalking me in a serious way and how I've learned that I can master temptation with more aptitude than a priest at a Boy Scout Jamboree... Originally Posted by Thrustin Hey Bonoman, Could you pleeeeeze reduce your sig size. My computer is having trouble loading pages. Never going to happen, my friend. I love my sig. It's like a visual history of the HCBF. Sadly, I can't even change it a little because apparently HC changed the sig rules at some point while I wasn't around and, as you've noted, mine is way too long, so if I try to change anything they're going to make me cut it down like a Jewish baby's penis at his bris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted July 12, 2009 Members Share Posted July 12, 2009 I'm drinking a 22 oz can of Kirin Ichiban dry lager beer as I type this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted July 14, 2009 Members Share Posted July 14, 2009 I'm pissed off. I got home from work today and Red had opened a letter that an old (female) friend had sent to me. She admitted to having a fit of jealousy, which is why she opened it. I told her that if she couldn't trust me, then she should probably think twice about marrying me. I haven't cheated on anybody since I was 16 and I don't plan on revisiting that scenario ever again (Jewish guilt is a killer). There was nothing lurid or inappropriate in the letter, and I knew she felt bad about opening it, but I'm still righteously pissed about it! {censored}ing chicks, man. Just when you think you've found a good one they go and pull {censored} like this. I'll be married in 11 and a half days. Yay me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted July 14, 2009 Members Share Posted July 14, 2009 Originally Posted by Bonoman I'm pissed off. I got home from work today and Red had opened a letter that an old (female) friend had sent to me. She admitted to having a fit of jealousy, which is why she opened it. I told her that if she couldn't trust me, then she should probably think twice about marrying me. I haven't cheated on anybody since I was 16 and I don't plan on revisiting that scenario ever again (Jewish guilt is a killer). There was nothing lurid or inappropriate in the letter, and I knew she felt bad about opening it, but I'm still righteously pissed about it! {censored}ing chicks, man. Just when you think you've found a good one they go and pull {censored} like this. I'll be married in 11 and a half days. Yay me. jealousy is an ugly thing . That sucks man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted July 14, 2009 Members Share Posted July 14, 2009 Originally Posted by Bonoman Yeah... Thanks for that. I guess now wouldn't be a good time to tell you about my super-hot co-worker who has started stalking me in a serious way and how I've learned that I can master temptation with more aptitude than a priest at a Boy Scout Jamboree... ...pics or she doesn't exist. Originally Posted by Bonoman Sadly, I can't even change it a little because apparently HC changed the sig rules at some point while I wasn't around and, as you've noted, mine is way too long, so if I try to change anything they're going to make me cut it down like a Jewish baby's penis at his bris. Originally Posted by Bonoman I'm pissed off. I got home from work today and Red had opened a letter that an old (female) friend had sent to me. She admitted to having a fit of jealousy, which is why she opened it. I told her that if she couldn't trust me, then she should probably think twice about marrying me. I haven't cheated on anybody since I was 16 and I don't plan on revisiting that scenario ever again (Jewish guilt is a killer). There was nothing lurid or inappropriate in the letter, and I knew she felt bad about opening it, but I'm still righteously pissed about it! {censored}ing chicks, man. Just when you think you've found a good one they go and pull {censored} like this. I'll be married in 11 and a half days. Yay me. B'man, in all seriousness...what is your gut telling you about this marriage? Not the "this is good, that is not" balance of factors. Your gut instinct, yes or no: can you stick it out 50+ years with her and still love her? Because the trust thing and your general mood about the wedding recently cause me concern. It's normal to have second thoughts before a wedding. But listen to your instinct. I chose to overlook some warning signs before I got married, and it's made for some really excruciating times down the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members moogieotter Posted July 14, 2009 Members Share Posted July 14, 2009 Last night was 8 millers before we played and a double shot of tequila after the set. Tonight gig w other band. $2 coors light longnecks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members faileddrummer Posted July 14, 2009 Members Share Posted July 14, 2009 Originally Posted by moogieotter Last night was 8 millers before we played and a double shot of tequila after the set. Tonight gig w other band. $2 coors light longnecks. God damn it! Where have you been? You didn't check in with me! Have fun in CA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted July 14, 2009 Members Share Posted July 14, 2009 I got screamed at multiple times today by an American woman too cheap to make a phone call or write a letter. She has no idea how close she was to having me arrange for her exit in the company of a Marine and/or security guards with guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted July 14, 2009 Members Share Posted July 14, 2009 Mrs. T and I had home-made waffles with home-made cherry jam, pepper bacon, and Session Black Lager for supper last night. Mmm...breakfast for supper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members moogieotter Posted July 14, 2009 Members Share Posted July 14, 2009 Originally Posted by faileddrummer God damn it! Where have you been? You didn't check in with me! Have fun in CA? CA kinda sucked. It is a long story. I are back and doing another gig tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassthumpintwin Posted July 15, 2009 Members Share Posted July 15, 2009 Originally Posted by Thumper Mrs. T and I had home-made waffles with home-made cherry jam, pepper bacon, and Session Black Lager for supper last night. Mmm...breakfast for supper... "Well, I woke up Sunday morning, with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt...and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad...so I had one more for dessert." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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