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Quote Originally Posted by Zamfir

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I'd powder a Vicodin and roll it up in your next one if I could keep my job afterwards. mad.gif

 

That would taste so {censored}ing nasty. Blech. You'd be better off lining it up, and even then you'd have concrete in your sinuses for 4 days. Not that I know from experience or anything.biggrin.gif

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I have realized that I have become Milton from Office Space for the following reasons:


1) I tend to mumble

2) I have had my cubicle rearranged 2x since I have been here

3) My boss decided to put a bunch of boxes in my cubicle

4) I do not have a window view

5) My stapler is under a serious threat to be stolen (and I am serious too)

6) I have not been able to listen to my music at a reasonable volume for most of the time that I have worked at the place I do, because they did not give me speakers for my computer.


And I have had to work every weekend since december (more like Peter than Milton, but the same effect is there)

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Quote Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man

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I have realized that I have become Milton from Office Space for the following reasons:


1) I tend to mumble

2) I have had my cubicle rearranged 2x since I have been here

3) My boss decided to put a bunch of boxes in my cubicle

4) I do not have a window view

5) My stapler is under a serious threat to be stolen (and I am serious too)

6) I have not been able to listen to my music at a reasonable volume for most of the time that I have worked at the place I do, because they did not give me speakers for my computer.


And I have had to work every weekend since december (more like Peter than Milton, but the same effect is there)

 

Next thing you know, you'll be given the runaround just to get your paycheck that doesn't exist. biggrin.gif
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Quote Originally Posted by Zamfir

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I predict no one will exceed oldivor's TK post count in the two years of his banning. tongue.gif

 

Is that a challenge!? mad.gif


Given my slow-down in posting, you're probably right frown.gif


Still, if I can average one a day in TK, I might pull it off tongue.gif

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Quote Originally Posted by niomosy

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Why I oughta!!! mad.gif


Hey, wait a second. I feel like I'm being prodded into breaking the record here.... idea.gif

 

Go for it. It's not like you have anything better to do when you're at work. biggrin.gif


Speaking of work, I probably had the shortest interview ever today. Took about 5 minutes and I ended up with the job, as long as I pass the piss test tomorrow. Totally_jammin_out.gif

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Quote Originally Posted by el_duderino676

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Go for it. It's not like you have anything better to do when you're at work. biggrin.gif


Speaking of work, I probably had the shortest interview ever today. Took about 5 minutes and I ended up with the job, as long as I pass the piss test tomorrow. Totally_jammin_out.gif

 

Nothing better? Why... errr, wait... no comment. tongue.gif


I like the short and sweet interviews that turn out positive. The ones that suck are when you're there for 3 hours talking to the manager, his manager, a manager of a group you'll be working with regularly, another manager, HR, .... mad.gif

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Quote Originally Posted by Thumper

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I'm in the Top Ten. eek.gif


That seems wrong somehow...

 

Really?


Given it's you, it seems expected. biggrin.gif



 

Quote Originally Posted by el_duderino676

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Well, as long as you don't mention lug's name in the TK, all will be good.


"runs"


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Please do not mention lug's name in the Thread Killer, thank you.

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Quote Originally Posted by Crescent Seven

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I just ate some percocet. Stupid knee.mad.gif

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What'd you do? Snowboarding?


 

Quote Originally Posted by Crescent Seven

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That would taste so {censored}ing nasty. Blech. You'd be better off lining it up, and even then you'd have concrete in your sinuses for 4 days. Not that I know from experience or anything.biggrin.gif

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ROFL


Rule #27. Do Not Underestimate C7...



 

Quote Originally Posted by Crescent Seven

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I had moose tacos for dinner tonight.

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Is that Coloradan for buffalo chips? biggrin.gif



I woulda thought you're too far south for meese, let alone meese scat... biggrin.gif


 

Quote Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man

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I have realized that I have become Milton from Office Space for the following reasons:


1) I tend to mumble

2) I have had my cubicle rearranged 2x since I have been here

3) My boss decided to put a bunch of boxes in my cubicle

4) I do not have a window view

5) My stapler is under a serious threat to be stolen (and I am serious too)

6) I have not been able to listen to my music at a reasonable volume for most of the time that I have worked at the place I do, because they did not give me speakers for my computer.


And I have had to work every weekend since december (more like Peter than Milton, but the same effect is there)

 


*asks Super Donut Man to shut up and just pass the cake around*



 

Quote Originally Posted by niomosy

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Is that a challenge!? mad.gif


Given my slow-down in posting, you're probably right frown.gif


Still, if I can average one a day in TK, I might pull it off tongue.gif

 


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