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I'm a bachelor today as Mrs. Thumper is off on a catering gig.


Cold pizza for breakfast.


Lil Smokies and PBR for lunch.


The rest of the cold pizza and more PBR for supper.


I took the Lab from Hell to play group and chatted with a couple cuties about their pups.


I didn't shave today.


Damn, life is good. biggrin.gif

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Originally posted by Thumper

I'm a bachelor today as Mrs. Thumper is off on a catering gig.


Cold pizza for breakfast.


Lil Smokies and PBR for lunch.


The rest of the cold pizza and more PBR for supper.


I took the Lab from Hell to play group and chatted with a couple cuties about their pups.


I didn't shave today.


Damn, life is good. biggrin.gif

 

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Originally posted by oldivor

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The world today seems absolutely crackers,

With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.

There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.

It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...


[singing]

I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

They only come up to your knees,

Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.

You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

They come from a long way overseas,

But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.


I like Chinese food.

The waiters never are rude.

Think of the many things they've done to impress.

There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

I like their tiny little trees,

Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.


I like Chinese thought,

The wisdom that Confucious taught.

If Darwin is anything to shout about,

The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.


So, I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

They only come up to your knees,

Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.


All together.


[verse in Chinese]

Wo ai zhongguo ren (I like Chinese)

Wo ai zhongguo ren (I like Chinese)

Wo ai zhongguo ren (I like Chinese)

Ni hao ma, ni hao ma, ni hao ma, zaijien!

(How are you, how are you, how are you, goodbye!)


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

Their food is guaranteed to please,

A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

I like their tiny little trees,

Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

They only come up to your knees...

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Originally posted by niomosy



The world today seems absolutely crackers,

With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.

There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.

It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...


[singing]

I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

They only come up to your knees,

Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.

You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

They come from a long way overseas,

But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.


I like Chinese food.

The waiters never are rude.

Think of the many things they've done to impress.

There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

I like their tiny little trees,

Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.


I like Chinese thought,

The wisdom that Confucious taught.

If Darwin is anything to shout about,

The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.


So, I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

They only come up to your knees,

Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.


All together.


[verse in Chinese]

Wo ai zhongguo ren (I like Chinese)

Wo ai zhongguo ren (I like Chinese)

Wo ai zhongguo ren (I like Chinese)

Ni hao ma, ni hao ma, ni hao ma, zaijien!

(How are you, how are you, how are you, goodbye!)


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

Their food is guaranteed to please,

A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

I like their tiny little trees,

Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.


I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

They only come up to your knees...

 


lol biggrin.gif Who's that by?

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