Guitarist writes Dear Abby

[stegre]

Anybody see this?

 

Dear Abby...

 

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you

would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things

happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps

outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I

ask her who called she gets evasive.

 

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting

dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once

picked up the extension while she was on thephone and she got very

angry.

 

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and

some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp.

That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really

happening. I said "sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind

it and the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes

in with". He agreed.

 

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack

to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the

amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I

noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other

3. Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a

technician?

 

Thanks,

Very Concerned.

 

 

 

 

Stefan

coverbandbook.com

[nerol1st]

Old. Sorry but it is. This has been posted at least 2 other times.

 

I know it's a pain to search for stuff though .

 

Just letting you know it's been posted.

[The_Tourist]

I think it was originally taken from this -

[brassic]

I've seen it but I still got a laugh out of it.

[ggm1960]

I always recommend taking your equipment to a technician!

[mcsdude]

Heheh - I had never seen this. Very funny. The musicians version of "the wife says either the bass boat goes or she goes... Damn I'm gonna miss that woman."