Members dramey Posted January 27, 2015 Members Share Posted January 27, 2015 My brother in law finds a plastic spoon in the back of my work van and asks if I was freebasing back there. I found this hilarious. I couple hours later I had a pretty good (bad?) idea of where this song was going, but then mostly forgot about it. I dug it up last night and forced myself to finish it. Parts are going to be a little weird read, but it mostly works over a little punk/pop demo I put together. It's still a bit rough, I've got to do something about rhyming up with itself, but I figured Id throw it up here before I get to attached to anything. I'll try to flesh out my demo a bit and post it this evening. For the record, I smoked pot once. That is the entirety of my illegal drug use. Just say no, mmmmkay? Freebasing Naked With a Plastic Spoon Are you a doctor or am I being molested?All up in my business maybe I should protest it.He said, I've seen your condition before in this very room.That man had been freebasing naked with a plastic spoon. Were you? Freebasing naked with a plastic spoon(Freebasing baby)Freebasing naked with a plastic spoon(Freebasing baby) I just wanted to get loadedI just wanted to get locked I remember a few beers with the boys on the townI remember puffing something being passed aroundI saw a bum huffing paint his face all blue,come to think I might have had a huff of that too. Then I wasFreebasing naked with a plastic spoon(Freebasing baby)Freebasing naked with a plastic spoon(Freebasing baby) I just wanted to get loadedI just wanted to get locked The doctor said I've had a few of those nights too.Its all in good fun, but here comes the bad news.Remember how the ladies used to stir you up?Remember how you used to pee standing up? Freebasing naked with a plastic spoon(Freebasing baby)Freebasing naked with a plastic spoon(Freebasing baby) I just wanted to get loadedI just wanted to get lockedNot quite understanding the thermodynamics of polystyrenethat spoon melted on my jimmy and they sent me home half cocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rsadasiv Posted January 27, 2015 Members Share Posted January 27, 2015 Your brother in law clearly has no experience with hard drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rhino55 Posted January 27, 2015 Members Share Posted January 27, 2015 Ridiculous. I love it. Aside from the logistics of it not being able to work, which I'm not even sure if it matters, but you could say 'Tried freebasing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dramey Posted January 27, 2015 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2015 Your brother in law clearly has no experience with hard drugs. Actually my BIL was a huge speed freak 30 years ago, and has tried everything, even heroin. He was just being goofy. Probably a result of all the drugs he used to do... Ridiculous. I love it. Aside from the logistics of it not being able to work Oh Im going to make it work. The first vs has a little talking bit in it, and the last couple lines are sped up, but they work, or intentionally don't work, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rhino55 Posted January 27, 2015 Members Share Posted January 27, 2015 Oh I have no doubt you'll make the song work. The logistics I was referring to were the actual using of said plastic spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted January 28, 2015 Moderators Share Posted January 28, 2015 Really funny. Cool rhythmic lyric flow. It brings to mind some 90s folk hip-hop hybrid stuff a la Beck or Everlast. Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted January 28, 2015 Moderators Share Posted January 28, 2015 My first thought is acoustic guitar with dead strings playing a funk riff with lofi hip hop trash can drums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted January 28, 2015 Moderators Share Posted January 28, 2015 Oh... and bad acoustic slide guitar, playing a droopy hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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