Members BillESC Posted September 5, 2012 Members Share Posted September 5, 2012 The man is funny and has the answers: Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida... Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.. THE 10 COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment. Also, think about this..... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! GET 'ER DONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dogoth Posted September 6, 2012 Members Share Posted September 6, 2012 Very nice. I'm going to copy paste it to a couple of friends who'll appreciate it. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted September 6, 2012 CMS Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 Funny, ironic, and true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bryan316 Posted September 6, 2012 Members Share Posted September 6, 2012 Comedy, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted September 6, 2012 Members Share Posted September 6, 2012 I have to admit---the couple of times I've seen him/heard him, he usually makes me laugh more than I want him to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unalaska Posted September 6, 2012 Members Share Posted September 6, 2012 Watch some of the mid 90's videos before he got popular. No accent at all, it all an act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted September 6, 2012 CMS Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 it all an act. I sure hope so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unalaska Posted September 6, 2012 Members Share Posted September 6, 2012 *it's Sorry, can't type.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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