Members sdre Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 i don't understand why i have to have an erection almost every damn morning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zhivago Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 hormones.I can't imagine what I will feel like the morning I wake up and I don't have a 20 inch boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheDarxide Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 i read somewhere once that it was to do with having a full bladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zhivago Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 hmnmm...I can't see how a full bladder could do that...an erection is concentration of blood, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dot-dot-dot Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 A full bladder presses on the prostrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Seth Carmody Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 ok.... b/c most people complain of being unable to make it stand up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Seth Carmody Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by zhivago hmnmm...I can't see how a full bladder could do that...an erection is concentration of blood, isn't it? Are you serious? You've never unintentionally got an erection when you've really needed to take a piss? I was doing that when I was under 5. Its impossible to take a piss with an erection so in a way its you body's natural method of preventing you accidently pissing your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phoenix_76 Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by sdre i don't understand why i have to have an erection almost every damn morning.... Maybe cos every night you're secretly dreamin of Zhivago's 20inch boner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Seth Carmody Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by dot-dot-dot A full bladder presses on the prostrate. Prostate. Prostrate means lyin down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members storm_in_heaven Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by Seth Carmody Prostate. Prostrate means lyin down. Hahaha SiH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slider Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 when you are showing morning wood it's called piss proud. man, you never heard of that term? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dot-dot-dot Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by Seth Carmody Prostate.Prostrate means lyin down. Doh! Must be all this talk of boners; makes me think of the letter R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zhivago Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by dot-dot-dot A full bladder presses on the prostrate. males sense...I guess that explains my random erections down the pub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zhivago Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by Seth Carmody Are you serious? You've never unintentionally got an erection when you've really needed to take a piss? I was doing that when I was under 5. Its impossible to take a piss with an erection so in a way its you body's natural method of preventing you accidently pissing your pants. dunno...I never really linked the two together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zhivago Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by phoenix_76 Maybe cos every night you're secretly dreamin of Zhivago's 20inch boner? can't blame him, really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kestral Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by zhivago hormones. I can't imagine what I will feel like the morning I wake up and I don't have a 20 inch boner. Happens to me every morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zhivago Posted June 15, 2005 Members Share Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by Kestral Happens to me every morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted June 16, 2005 Members Share Posted June 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seth Carmody Its impossible to take a piss with an erection Not impossible, just no fun to clean up after. Squirts everywhere!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seifukusha Posted June 16, 2005 Members Share Posted June 16, 2005 the korean stationary chain store, i like them, cheap and great quality.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sdre Posted June 16, 2005 Author Members Share Posted June 16, 2005 i thought this thread was dead. but hey, yeap. seriously now. i don't wanna scare my future gf/wife when i wake up with anaconda in her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ottobahn Posted June 16, 2005 Members Share Posted June 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seth Carmody Are you serious? You've never unintentionally got an erection when you've really needed to take a piss? I was doing that when I was under 5. Its impossible to take a piss with an erection so in a way its you body's natural method of preventing you accidently pissing your pants. That is where the expression "piss proud" came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members airship71 Posted June 16, 2005 Members Share Posted June 16, 2005 Originally posted by sdre i thought this thread was dead. but hey, yeap. seriously now. i don't wanna scare my future gf/wife when i wake up with anaconda in her face. Just because you have a boner doesn't mean you automatically have to stick it in her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slider Posted June 16, 2005 Members Share Posted June 16, 2005 piss proud. I said that back a few pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members saturdaysaviour Posted June 16, 2005 Members Share Posted June 16, 2005 i thought this was going to be about tripping on the flower seeds. i can't remember exactly why it is you get a boner when you wake up, but if you don't it can be a sign of health problems. it's supposed to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sir H C Posted June 16, 2005 Members Share Posted June 16, 2005 Years back Beavis and Butthead had an episode called The Mystery of Morning wood. Classic, you should search it out. It was all about nature and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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