Members fractal Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker Speaking of Muppets, I emailed Kevin yesterday to tell him of my great success in a Sesame Street book I'm beginning to do...It's about Grover and Elmo traveling the globe and as all of the humans that are depicted will be Muppets, I've gotten the go ahead to creat a muppet mountie, a muppet mummy, a muppet mime, and a muppet Buddhist monk....This'll be the coolest book ever. Save for the NASCAR book I recently did. I just got an advance copy from our Chinese printer yesterday and it has more titties and moustaches than I even remembered putting into it. It's amazing. Like if Daisy Duke had an auto wreck with 1970s-era Skynyrd. Ummm... You write children's books with titties and moustaches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted September 20, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by fractal Ummm... You write children's books with titties and moustaches? How would you like to explain to your kids why none of the women in this book have tits? And moustaches are just hawt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BillyGrahamCracker Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by fractal Ummm... You write children's books with titties and moustaches? Well, the art has a lot of voluptuous women (the celebrity grand marshal, the lady handing a big fake check to the race winner, a bunch of the fans in the parking lot and grandstand), and the artist (without me even urging him to...he and I are on the same wavelength, it seems, on this and other projects we've done together) also put LOTS of facial hair on the men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted September 20, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker Well, the art has a lot of voluptuous women (the celebrity grand marshal, the lady handing a big fake check to the race winner, a bunch of the fans in the parking lot and grandstand), and the artist (without me even urging him to...he and I are on the same wavelength, it seems, on this and other projects we've done together) also put LOTS of facial hair on the men. When is this thing hitting the stands? And when is your big album coming out? Your fans are dying to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BillyGrahamCracker Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 When is this thing hitting the stands?And when is your big album coming out?Your fans are dying to know! Well, the NASCAR one probably won't be out until early next year. I mean, I just got the advanced copy from the printer yesterday to double-check before they start printing loads of them. But that one you'll be able to get anywhere and everywhere. It's part of our "Look & Find" line (I'm sure you'd see those if you went to Barnes & Noble or Walmart sometime). And the CD that you're talking about is the Healthy Happy one, right? That's a bit of a sore subject with me. Seems that our sales department dropped the ball on that line of CDs and didn't get us placed in the Target dollar spot area. So it's up in the air where they'll even be sold. I'm pretty pissed about it. And I'm pissed because when I went asking about an advanced copy of that one (which I should've gotten over a month ago), our warehouse folks said that that shipment is missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted September 20, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker And the CD that you're talking about is the Healthy Happy one, right? That's a bit of a sore subject with me. Seems that our sales department dropped the ball on that line of CDs and didn't get us placed in the Target dollar spot area. So it's up in the air where they'll even be sold. I'm pretty pissed about it. And I'm pissed because when I went asking about an advanced copy of that one (which I should've gotten over a month ago), our warehouse folks said that that shipment is missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Help!I'maRock! Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by SoundwaveLove david bowie david bowie has jim henson's hand up his ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted September 20, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by Central Scrutinizer david bowie has jim henson's hand up his ass? No.But not for lack of effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fractal Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 How would you like to explain to your kids why none of the women in this book have tits?And moustaches are just hawt. I think of tits different than breasts. Not that I have any problem with the appearance of either, but it would be strange for a publisher to allow nudity in a children's book. Yes, moustaches are hawt! Do you have one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fractal Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker Well, the art has a lot of voluptuous women (the celebrity grand marshal, the lady handing a big fake check to the race winner, a bunch of the fans in the parking lot and grandstand), and the artist (without me even urging him to...he and I are on the same wavelength, it seems, on this and other projects we've done together) also put LOTS of facial hair on the men. I'm jealous of your job today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 4Kenoath Posted September 21, 2005 Members Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 Not even the movies?We haven't had the TV show in syndication in years either. But we still have the movies.I wonder if today's teens and younger know the Muppets at all. Yeah, we get the movies, but women don't go to those kinds of movies. Miss Piggy makes them self concious about their thighs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members UncleDig Posted September 21, 2005 Members Share Posted September 21, 2005 Vintage mojo:(dig the Guy Smiley mod on the left) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UncleDig Posted September 21, 2005 Members Share Posted September 21, 2005 COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fractal Posted September 21, 2005 Members Share Posted September 21, 2005 Just ran across this:Animal clip Awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 4Kenoath Posted September 23, 2005 Members Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by fractal Just ran across this: Animal clip Awesome... Hehe...that was great, but I was a little disappointed with Animal's performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Onswah Posted September 23, 2005 Members Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by 4Kenoath My favourite were those two old cunts in the balcony...hehe, best hecklers ever. Statler:This forum ain't half bad... Waldorf: Nope, It's all bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arexjay Posted September 23, 2005 Members Share Posted September 23, 2005 jcn, you need to make a muppet guide - a list of muppets and their corresponding girlfriend traits for each respective muppet. That would kick ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted September 23, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by arexjay jcn, you need to make a muppet guide - a list of muppets and their corresponding girlfriend traits for each respective muppet. That would kick ass. That might have been possible, until we expanded the definition of 'muppet' to include half of everything in the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thelonius Posted September 23, 2005 Members Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by Onswah Statler:This forum ain't half bad...Waldorf: Nope, It's all bad! Statler: Seeing all these old forumites brings it all back Waldorf: The good times and memories? Statler: No..lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thelonius Posted September 23, 2005 Members Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 That might have been possible, until we expanded the definition of 'muppet' to include half of everything in the universe. Is Yoda considered a muppet? It's Henson/Oz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted September 23, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by Thelonius Is Yoda considered a muppet? It's Henson/Oz. Sure. I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thelonius Posted September 23, 2005 Members Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 Sure.I guess What about my neighbor? Can he be one? He knows karate. And Miss Piggy is always karate chopping {censored}. I see it as a shoe in. And Ivor the Engine Driver. Can he be one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted September 23, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by Thelonius What about my neighbor? Can he be one? He knows karate. And Miss Piggy is always karate chopping {censored}. I see it as a shoe in. And Ivor the Engine Driver. Can he be one? I think there was a guy named Ivor in an episode of cagney & lacey once, and that used to come on either some time before or after the Muppets. So I can see that, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 4Kenoath Posted September 23, 2005 Members Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by Thelonius What about my neighbor? Can he be one? He knows karate. And Miss Piggy is always karate chopping {censored}. I see it as a shoe in. And Ivor the Engine Driver. Can he be one? You're really a terrorist working for Al Queda aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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