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This just in! Melissa Etheridge is a Dyke!


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Originally posted by Speeddemon


Actually,

ugly lesbo's are a GOOD thing:


less to worry about for us heterosexual men.
;)

I mean, imagine she was straight, and you went to some party where she was at too... and she liked you...

you'd be all like "get the fuck away from me, ya freak! You're ugly!"


Now you can be relaxed and think "yeah, some dumb other dyke will be fed up with her... save the hot poontang for us, baby."


:thu:

Think POSITIVE!
:)

 

Whilst I understand your positive thinking, Fit lesbo's are the greatest gift god has given to the straight man.

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Hmm...I've said a few homophobic things here in the past, but it isn't right. It's pretty offensive to a large percentage of the population. If we had a thread titled "This just in! Mike Tyson is a N*****!" it would be shut down. But this is allowed.

 

I wonder what would happen if I sent a link of this to some gay rights advocate groups? Musicians Friends should start thinking about this kind of stuff.

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Originally posted by blaghaus



Whilst I understand your positive thinking, Fit lesbo's are the greatest gift god has given to the straight man.

yes, ofcourse!

 

Good knows my harddrive has seen his share (over 40Gig!) of fit lesbo's), but we're discussing Detestable Dykes here, not Lickable Lesbo's. ;)

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Originally posted by papa taco

Hmm...I've said a few homophobic things here in the past, but it isn't right. It's pretty offensive to a large percentage of the population. If we had a thread titled "This just in! Mike Tyson is a N*****!" it would be shut down. But this is allowed.


I wonder what would happen if I sent a link of this to some gay rights advocate groups? Musicians Friends should start thinking about this kind of stuff.

:wave:

 

 

most musicians aren't gay, just worried about being gay because they are musicians, i mean look at sambora? he married heather locklear.

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Originally posted by papa taco

Hmm...I've said a few homophobic things here in the past, but it isn't right. It's pretty offensive to a large percentage of the population. If we had a thread titled "This just in! Mike Tyson is a N*****!" it would be shut down. But this is allowed.


I wonder what would happen if I sent a link of this to some gay rights advocate groups? Musicians Friends should start thinking about this kind of stuff.

:wave:

 

Oh, pipe down silly boy.

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Originally posted by Mr. Twang



Absolutely. It's too bad that her music totally sucks.

 

 

 

No her first album 'Pickin Cotton' was really good. The cover has line of School Girls dressed only in White Cotton Panties & Undershirts. Mellisa is dressed up like a School Marm & is suggestively holding a riding Crop. Way outta print.

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Originally posted by SONIC DEATH




No her first album 'Pickin Cotton' was really good. The cover has line of School Girls dressed only in White Cotton Panties & Undershirts. Mellisa is dressed up like a School Marm & is suggestively holding a riding Crop. Way outta print.

 

 

so was her 3rd EP, "Scouting the vanity rug with the Vacuum in hand", in which maids were depicted tied to a bedpost with warm fuzzies attached to their mouths. I think my sister still has a copy.

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Originally posted by dZjupp



so was her 3rd EP, "Scouting the vanity rug with the Vacuum in hand", in which maids were depicted tied to a bedpost with warm fuzzies attached to their mouths. I think my sister still has a copy.

 

 

Didn't the back cover have a picture of her wearing a strap-on and chaps?

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Originally posted by blaghaus



Didn't the back cover have a picture of her wearing a strap-on and chaps?

 

 

yeah, yeah thats the one, did you have that ep too?

 

inside the cover there is just a bloody pair of panties with a woman's tongue licking hair off a barstool, and there is lyrics

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Originally posted by blaghaus



Didn't the back cover have a picture of her wearing a strap-on and chaps?

 

 

Not the American Version, I've heard of Japanese Static Sticker versions of some of her albums.

 

Her best album by far was her sophmore debut 'A Fist Full Of Cotton' or as it is known in Canadia 'A Fist Full Of Beaver', she later sued The Black Crowes for album cover infringement.

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Originally posted by SONIC DEATH



Not the American Version, I've heard of Japanese Static Sticker versions of some of her albums.


Her best album by far was her sophmore debut 'A Fist Full Of Cotton' or as it is known in Canadia 'A Fist Full Of Beaver', she later sued The Black Crowes for album cover infringement.

 

 

dude, i totally remember that,

those damned canadians were all up in arms about that, they wanted it to say "A fist full of Plastic Osteoperosis with sugar on tits"

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Originally posted by dZjupp



yeah, yeah thats the one, did you have that ep too?


inside the cover there is just a bloody pair of panties with a woman's tongue licking hair off a barstool, and there is lyrics

 

 

Whoa whoa Whoa, HOLD ON anyone that thinks being a lesbian is all "Didn't the back cover have a picture of her wearing a strap-on and chaps" or "just a bloody pair of panties with a woman's tongue licking hair off a barstool", needs to pull their head out of their "Even the sickist Homo-Necro-Pyro-Beastial-Pedo Henti-Porn can't get me off"; world.

 

besides if being a lesbian was all about about Hott-Chic love, then when would they have time to Drive Fiaro's & hate Men.:rolleyes:

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well the sharpest gizmo could get them out of whacl, but lets be honest the shirts and other clothing articles of famed long past has to turn up sometime doesn't it? i mean look at nancy sinatra! al green? geez the irrelevant smorgazborg of neo denim hate breeding is unbelievable!

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Originally posted by papa taco

Hmm...I've said a few homophobic things here in the past, but it isn't right. It's pretty offensive to a large percentage of the population. If we had a thread titled "This just in! Mike Tyson is a N*****!" it would be shut down. But this is allowed.


I wonder what would happen if I sent a link of this to some gay rights advocate groups? Musicians Friends should start thinking about this kind of stuff.

:wave:

 

I have to say I agree. I was turned off from posting in this thread because of the subject, but figured her grammy performance was worth noting. Especially so soon after chemo. Good for her!

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Originally posted by dZjupp

i thought that this would make you a happy camper papa

david_hasselhoff_RED.jpg

btw, do you really reside in Japan right now?

 

Yes, I moved to Japan because they absolutely worship white people over here. I have my own reality show even.

 

Hasselhoff rules. I like him best when he's drunk.

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Originally posted by papa taco



Yes, I moved to Japan because they absolutely worship white people over here. I have my own reality show even.


Hasselhoff rules. I like him best when he's drunk.

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LOL, what?!! i hope he wasn't drunk driving KITT

 

so seriously, what are you doing in Japan? work wise?

 

i hear teaching english can be a great job there

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