Members jcn37203 Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 I'm totally {censored}ing clueless. She doesn't have any hobbies, other than homework and acting. And work. I totally {censored}ed up and bought her a Nintendo DS last month. I should have saved that for December. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AcousticControl Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 keep the Christ in Christmas, you {censored}ing heathen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted November 15, 2005 Author Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by delorean keep the Christ in Christmas, you {censored}ing heathen. Can I call it Y-mas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 im trying to see about getting her some riding time at a reasonably close stable. she loves horses and always laments that she never rides anymore. and probably some friends DVDs or something retarded like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members palthegiraffe Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 F if I know. Other than a DVD, I don't know what my own wife wants, either. We're too wrapped up in mid-pregnancy to even pay attention to holidays for the most part. But I can't keep putting it off. As the monkey said when they cut off his tail, "It won't be long now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bieke Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 a watchhidden in a small purse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted November 15, 2005 Author Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by bieke a watch hidden in a small purse Stuck inside a pair of pants, wrapped with a blouse, and tied with stockings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrbigisbudgood Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 GPS Navigation system for her car. My wife is directionally retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by mrbigisbudgood GPS Navigation system for her car. My wife is directionally retarded. be sure to put that on a little note:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T113 Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 A: Gonna side with Delorean on 'Christ-mass'. B: Clueless. I flubbed big time last year, bought her a bass and bass amp. She touched it MAYBE 4 times... (She sent one of those 'get to know me...' chain letters, and in it she wrote 'Things I always wished I had done: Learn to play bass guitar.' So I verified it, and bought it. Not the best idea. She's been wanting the coffee table to match our new entertainment center/wall unit. Thought maybe that, but its kinda impersonal.Pirouette collection by Riverside She's a T-shirt & jeans type, so fancy clothes are out... Doesn't wear perfume... every watch I buy her she breaks... I'm at a loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by T113 A: Gonna side with Delorean on 'Christ-mass'.. uh....well.....yeah, im just gonna let this one sit here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lowroadrevival Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 A chopper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 ...pop up book of the kama sutra --- ...hopefully an orgasm --- ...a drink mixing set with book, so she can learn how to make her own cosmos and mojitos --- ...funny socks --- any of those above answer your question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bucket_brigadier Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 I don't have a special lady friend. Just a big capitalist pig orgy of consumption anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ginnboonmiller Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 A right glove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 i just realised that i {censored}ing hate christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members confused Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Something small, maybe some inexpensive funky earings or a gift certificate to an art supply store or gift certificate to a spa for a massage or manicure/pedicure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarchris Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Montag be sure to put that on a little note:D This almost made me pee myself. My Wife is directionally retarded or a map challenged, so I had mental images of her opening a box with the GPS system and almost crying cause she was so happy. Then as she stops to read the card, "My dearest Jeanna,This year has been wonderful for us.....Getting engaged, Buying a house and our marriage. I just wanted to say thank you. I know how directionally retarded you are, this should help you find your way back home. Merry Chrismaslove Chris" ....uuummm I'm going to find something a little more safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GorillaLover Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 I'm going to mount her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by GorillaLover I'm going to mount her! the whole thing or just the head? over the fireplace in the den? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members incubass Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 *sigh*one is the loneliest number that you'll ever dooooooo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GorillaLover Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 yesterday I kept telling her how convenient it is that she is fully self propelled.. mmm so convenient.. I think I want to mount you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lowroadrevival Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by guitarchris This almost made me pee myself. My Wife is directionally retarded or a map challenged, so I had mental images of her opening a box with the GPS system and almost crying cause she was so happy. Then as she stops to read the card,"My dearest Jeanna,This year has been wonderful for us.....Getting engaged, Buying a house and our marriage. I just wanted to say thank you. I know how directionally retarded you are, this should help you find your way back home. Merry Chrismaslove Chris"....uuummm I'm going to find something a little more safe. If you had any balls at all, you would do it. Lord knows i would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TrashFace Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 nothing because she left me for another guy who is a tool and now she wants me back. I just ignore her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members covertmusic724 Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 I think I'll get my wife pregnant it's the gift that keeps on giving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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