Members dan-o-guitar Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Originally posted by #16 Pics of what? :wave: I was out of town a few weeks ago on business. Bill (a guy I work with) and I were at some crappy Holiday Inn and the restaurant stank (ok, it was Key West and everything stank. Did you know that you can't swim in the ocean around most of Key West because of the e coli? It is a {censored}-hole. Anyway, back to the story)We called a cab to go down to restaurant row. While in the cab, Bill started talking to the cab driver (a grizzled old hippie who from all indications was very toasted). He asked him if there was any place in Key West where he could buy a Wii for his son for xmas. You see, Bill had spent a lot of time searching and had come up dry, so why not ask the locals....Grizzled doobie-cab man said "Wee? Man, what's that?." Bill did his best to explain that it was a new game console. "Game tonsil? Sorry man, I don't know what you mean." Bill kept at it, trying to put the question in a context that Capt. Cabbie-narco could understand. Nothing.We pulled up to a red light and the cabbie turned around and looked at Bill and said, "Friend, I've heard just about every code-word and {censored}-footing attempt to ask about hookers, but I ain't never heard of no Wee. If you want hookers, all you have to do is ask. We have all sorts, men, women, midgets. Hell we even got midget amputees."Bill and I sat there speechless as we arrived at our destination. Then we laughed through dinner at the thought of hookers and our Wee code-word. Anyway, when I heard about the midget amputee hookers, I naturally thought of you, and wanted the share that little heartwarming story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Originally posted by dan-o-guitar I was out of town a few weeks ago on business. Bill (a guy I work with) and I were at some crappy Holiday Inn and the restaurant stank (ok, it was Key West and everything stank. Did you know that you can't swim in the ocean around most of Key West because of the e coli? It is a {censored}-hole. Anyway, back to the story) We called a cab to go down to restaurant row. While in the cab, Bill started talking to the cab driver (a grizzled old hippie who from all indications was very toasted). He asked him if there was any place in Key West where he could buy a Wii for his son for xmas. You see, Bill had spent a lot of time searching and had come up dry, so why not ask the locals.... Grizzled doobie-cab man said "Wee? Man, what's that?." Bill did his best to explain that it was a new game console. "Game tonsil? Sorry man, I don't know what you mean." Bill kept at it, trying to put the question in a context that Capt. Cabbie-narco could understand. Nothing. We pulled up to a red light and the cabbie turned around and looked at Bill and said, "Friend, I've heard just about every code-word and {censored}-footing attempt to ask about hookers, but I ain't never heard of no Wee. If you want hookers, all you have to do is ask. We have all sorts, men, women, midgets. Hell we even got midget amputees." Bill and I sat there speechless as we arrived at our destination. Then we laughed through dinner at the thought of hookers and our Wee code-word. Anyway, when I heard about the midget amputee hookers, I naturally thought of you, and wanted the share that little heartwarming story. Best. Cabby. Story. Evar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Originally posted by dan-o-guitar I was out of town a few weeks ago on business. Bill (a guy I work with) and I were at some crappy Holiday Inn and the restaurant stank (ok, it was Key West and everything stank. Did you know that you can't swim in the ocean around most of Key West because of the e coli? It is a {censored}-hole. Anyway, back to the story) We called a cab to go down to restaurant row. While in the cab, Bill started talking to the cab driver (a grizzled old hippie who from all indications was very toasted). He asked him if there was any place in Key West where he could buy a Wii for his son for xmas. You see, Bill had spent a lot of time searching and had come up dry, so why not ask the locals.... Grizzled doobie-cab man said "Wee? Man, what's that?." Bill did his best to explain that it was a new game console. "Game tonsil? Sorry man, I don't know what you mean." Bill kept at it, trying to put the question in a context that Capt. Cabbie-narco could understand. Nothing. We pulled up to a red light and the cabbie turned around and looked at Bill and said, "Friend, I've heard just about every code-word and {censored}-footing attempt to ask about hookers, but I ain't never heard of no Wee. If you want hookers, all you have to do is ask. We have all sorts, men, women, midgets. Hell we even got midget amputees." Bill and I sat there speechless as we arrived at our destination. Then we laughed through dinner at the thought of hookers and our Wee code-word. Anyway, when I heard about the midget amputee hookers, I naturally thought of you, and wanted the share that little heartwarming story. I am touched.....booking a flight for Key West as I type.BUT I was really after a group shot of the FKR's.....I am ungrateful like that! :wave: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dan-o-guitar Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Originally posted by #16 I am touched.....booking a flight for Key West as I type. BUT I was really after a group shot of the FKR's..... I am ungrateful like that! :wave: Ask for Lafondra. Trust me on this.Group shot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Those orange ones are suh-weeeeeet!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Lafondra it is then!Weirdo!I WANTS ONE........ Originally posted by dan-o-guitar Ask for Lafondra. Trust me on this. Group shot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chump5150 Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 So... will there be a pedal named Lafondra in the next group of 10 FKRs? And would that hypothetical pedal be the first to sell or the last? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vigor&kandor Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 The Metal/Pink is sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chump5150 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by vigor&kandor The Metal/Pink is sweet. Ahem. Wasn't she last month's centerfold? Still hot, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dan-o-guitar Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by chump5150 So... will there be a pedal named Lafondra in the next group of 10 FKRs? And would that hypothetical pedal be the first to sell or the last? Great idea! An amputee midget prostitute pedal theme. What could be more appropriate to roll into 2007? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by dan-o-guitar Great idea! An amputee midget prostitute pedal theme. What could be more appropriate to roll into 2007? Dibs on that one and the Bridget line!And believe it or not, I just bumped into a bona fide midget whilst out shopping for the Mrs....Birthday tomorrow.I love female midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by dan-o-guitar Great idea! An amputee midget prostitute pedal theme. What could be more appropriate to roll into 2007? Been a while..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dan-o-guitar Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by #16 And believe it or not, I just bumped into a bona fide midget whilst out shopping for the Mrs....Birthday tomorrow. I suspect it was probably just a little girl and your height-challenged fetish was perhaps altering your perception of reality at the time. Or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by dan-o-guitar I suspect it was probably just a little girl and your height-challenged fetish was perhaps altering your perception of reality at the time. Or not. Swear to God.....I thought it was a young girl sitting down reading at the photography section.Don't get me wrong...Nothing against younger girls...T'was a midget lass......My day was complete! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gtrwiz Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by vigor&kandor The Metal/Pink is sweet. That's Nadia, and she's all mine!!! Originally posted by dan-o-guitar I am humbled that you actually used it at a gig--that's a pretty cool thing I can tell all my dork friends. 2007 will be big for me because I'm actually going to work to acquire some dork friends. Or any friends for that matter. I've got an assload of interweb friends, but about zero in meatspace. I just used mine on a friends record, and will be using it on my own soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by gtrwiz That's Nadia, and she's all mine!!! I just used mine on a friends record, and will be using it on my own soon. Mmmmmmm!I see a meeting in your future. :wave: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Remedy Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 am I the only when that reads - 'FKR clip' and the voice in my head saya 'F*cker clip' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by Remedy am I the only when that reads - 'FKR clip' and the voice in my head saya 'F*cker clip' ? Nope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Remedy Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by #16 Nope! phew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by Remedy phew! Are you watching the cricket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Remedy Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by #16 Are you watching the cricket? not really. Keep an eye out it now and then, but I actually find this place a little more exciting at the moment. Its raining here too. You watching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by Remedy not really. Keep an eye out it now and then, but I actually find this place a little more exciting at the moment. Its raining here too. You watching? I was....Lunch at the moment. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daeveed Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dan-o-guitar Posted January 23, 2007 Members Share Posted January 23, 2007 Time to blow the dust of this mouldy old thread. Batch of seven are ready to ship and the listees have been alerted. On to the next 15! Also, I've designed a FKM (Four Knob Muff), a FKS (Four Knob Screamer) and a FKD (Four Knob DS-1) to round it out a nice quartet. I think it would be cool the have a pedal board that says: FKR FKM FKS FKD. Credo quia absurdum est Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted January 23, 2007 Members Share Posted January 23, 2007 Time to blow the dust of this mouldy old thread. Batch of seven are ready to ship and the listees have been alerted. On to the next 15! Also, I've designed a FKM (Four Knob Muff), a FKS (Four Knob Screamer) and a FKD (Four Knob DS-1) to round it out a nice quartet. I think it would be cool the have a pedal board that says: FKR FKM FKS FKD. Credo quia absurdum est SIGN ME UP!I means it!Paint??????? :wave: :wave: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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