Members indigoguy Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 wait. robopimp wasn't here?...hmmmmm.... suspicious. in fact i don't think i've ever seen robo and the ruined guy in the same thread at the same time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members anglerfish Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 TLDR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snax Panther Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 I've been a member of this forum since 2003 but I am no longer using the account I registered with because my (soon to be ex) wife might read my post and I don't want her to have the satisfaction. I'll be honest, I need some encouragement. I need some help. I've been married for nearly two years to a woman with a son from another man. We've had conflicts about her visiting the boy's dad. She always puts on a bunch of make up and looks like she is going on a date when she takes him over there. I mean, how the {censored} is that normal? We had an argument this morning, and it got heated to the point that I implied that she couldn't be trusted with her ex. She locked herself in the bathroom and I went to work. I spent all day trying to think of what to say and called her and apologized like a dumb ass. I wound up working late to make up for the stuff I didn't finish this morning due to being so upset, and she surprised me by calling asking why I was late. I explained, and she became oddly nice to me.. said I was working too hard lately and needed to come home and give her make up sex. She said she'd be waiting in bed for me. I pretty much tripped over my own feet leaving the office, practically in tears with joy because everything finally felt ok, and I thought I was worried about nothing earlier. Not to mention, we have not had sex in weeks because of our constant fighting/conflicting work schedule. When I got home, the door was unlocked. I noticed her son's stuff was gone and there was an empty wine bottle on the kitchen counter. I figured she was drunk.. but when I got to our bedroom, she was laying on OUR damned bed that my parents bought us naked with all the lights on and .. it's so {censored}ing hard to type this without breaking the keyboard.. the first thing my eyes made contact with were her eyes, staring smugly at me.. the next thing I know, I'm looking at her {censored} with a giant glob of cum extended down to the sheets and a dark circle where she had been sitting. It still doesn't seem real, the smell in the room was overwhelming.. I kept thinking how much sweating and sex it takes to make that smell, and my vision was replaced with these vivid recollections of the faces she makes during hard sex. She told me that I was right about not being able to trust her, and it was just a matter of time before she slipped and {censored}ed her ex, today being the day. I just stood there shaking, hoping she'd say it was a cruel prank and that it was shampoo in her {censored} SOMETHING to bring this out of the bear trap I walked into, and she went on asking me if I liked the amount of cum that was in her {censored}, saying she had forgotten how much semen "real men" produce. When I asked her how she can be so {censored}ing cruel over a stupid argument and do something as sick and hurtful to someone who loved her, she just said she was going to give me sloppy seconds, but I took so long to get home that the cum in her {censored} was cold so I "even {censored}ed that up." I don't know what to do. She left and I have nowhere to go.. this house stinks and is a mess. I have to be at work at 7am, and calling in is not an option. I remember everything in such vivid detail, when I close my eyes I see her face and I can hear them both laughing at me. I know what she's doing right now, I could still see the horny look in her eyes before she left, but this time the lust wasn't for me. Summary: My wife had her ex over and {censored}ed him in our bed because we had an argument where I said something that came out wrong, then she punished me by showing me her messy {censored} and calling the amount of cum I produce inadequate. To make things worse, I am in deep {censored} at work and have to be there at 7am no chance of taking off the day. How can anyone deal with this kind of stress? I am shaking like a leaf. I can't call my friends or family because this is so humiliating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kishjor Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 dammit. WHat happened in the last 10 minutes? Anyone care to summarize??? I started reading and figured it'd be there later. WRONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noise... Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 suspicious. in fact i don't think i've ever seen robo and the ruined guy in the same thread at the same time... Yep. I suspect Robo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Clorox Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 PURE WIN, SNAX PANTHER PURE WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Urinate Forever Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 was it for real though?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noise... Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 dammit. WHat happened in the last 10 minutes? Anyone care to summarize???I started reading and figured it'd be there later.WRONG! RECAP! #1. Epic thread got continually more epic. Then it imploded in on itself and disappeared from existence. It will live on in our hearts forever as Epic Thread. #2. No word on if Phil read any of it. We all hope he did. #3. Bigfoot may be real. Press conference on CNN ended moments ago. #4. Dunkin' Donuts French Vanilla Coffee is pretty good. /RECAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LowWoods Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 Man that's such a gross story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LowWoods Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 It will live on in our hearts forever as Cream Pie Thread FTW Fix'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Clorox Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 I missed the Bigfoot press conference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noise... Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 I missed the Bigfoot press conference? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Clorox Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 DAMN YOU MERVYNS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members onyxrhino Posted August 15, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 I missed the Bigfoot press conference? yes, but RuinedLife's thread was more believable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LowWoods Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 It's RuinedToday, thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lou Speed Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 good times, good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BerkleeBill Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members onyxrhino Posted August 15, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 Hmmm...is it possible that the whole thread was a massive troll by Mr. Speed, simply in order to set-up one of the greatest lines in HCFX history?....If so, then well done, sir, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LowWoods Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mattyc146 Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 bring it back....gave me an erection... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Clorox Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm still waiting for Phil (or another mod/admin) to come in and explain WTF is up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snax Panther Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm still waiting for Phil (or another mod/admin) to come in and explain WTF is up.Does he really need to explain?We spent over 15 hours swimming through a sea of hairless {censored} and Brett Favre.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Clorox Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 Does he really need to explain? We spent over 15 hours swimming through a sea of hairless {censored} and Brett Favre. :lol: I need closure, though. I just...I need to see it, okay? I'm grieving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mattyc146 Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 Does he really need to explain? We spent over 15 hours swimming through a sea of hairless {censored} and Brett Favre. :lol: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snax Panther Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 I need closure, though. I just...I need to see it, okay? I'm grieving. We all grieve in our own way. I may be putting up this tough guy internet facade, but I'm sitting here in my chair in tears.They've taken everything from me... EVERYTHING#$%@#$%@#$%@#%@#$Hold me, Clorox. Kiss me, and let me revel in my bliss. I've lost myself to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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