Members b_nehpets Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 I've read this a few times now... i don't see how any of this is anymore than just handing this guy money and bending over. 1) I am selling www.tzfan.com It is a website for adoration of the MIAUDIO tube zone product. It gets at least a visitor a day, and was designed by Google.* I will sell the website and the domain name and the images within for $20 2) I will also sell my weekly spam thread opportunity for the next four weeks. You can have me post YOUR spam whenever you want in the week, and thus get it listed twice without breaking the rules. I will do this for $20 a month** 3) I have a single and really pretty female friend that hangs out a lot at my place to do her homework and read on my patio. I will have her write you a sweet letter (she's a really really sweet person and it will be a positive and sincere letter) and sign it with any name you choose or her own. I'll also have her buy you some candy to enjoy while you read her letter. $30 - less than ordering pizza these days! 4) If you just want a really cool package from someone who is creative, I will send you a surprise box with things that are cool. If you like, I will write a short letter on any topic you choose, or simply endorse your awesomeness. It will make you feel special, more so than anything else you could spend the money on at the store. Who doesn't like a mystery box? $30 - less than a half tank of gas, and a jillion times more exciting and memorable Send PM if interested. Thanks * Google's page making software ** Contingent with Phil being alright with this __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zwtyo Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flying_Milkman Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 heh, sounds like a good deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members echodeluxe Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 haha successful troll is successful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drifter182 Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 You know the single, pretty, female friend thing looked interesting until i realized it was just a letter....damnit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flying_Milkman Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 You know the single, pretty, female friend thing looked interesting until i realized it was just a letter....damnit! Prostitution is illegal in 49 states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Iamtehcure Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 PM'D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MegaTom Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 3 & 4 are great ideas. If I had $60 laying around I'd probably do both... or bring a friend to the bar and get really {censored}ed up instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drifter182 Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Prostitution is illegal in 49 states. Not THAT, I just wouldn't mind a gf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flying_Milkman Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Not THAT, I just wouldn't mind a gf Prostitution is STILL illegal in 49 states. I guess what I'm trying to say is... Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members echodeluxe Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 god, i ate chef boyardee spaghetti too fast and i had a little reflux. you know, when you kinda try to burp but you actually throw up a little in your mouth? mmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drifter182 Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Prostitution is STILL illegal in 49 states. I guess what I'm trying to say is... Good luck. Ty...........No, seriously, there are babes all over campus this semester, I'm just not a very outgoing person.Expect a "OT: Defeating Nervousness" thread whenever I get around to typing it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flying_Milkman Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Ty........... No, seriously, there are babes all over campus this semester, I'm just not a very outgoing person. Expect a "OT: Defeating Nervousness" thread whenever I get around to typing it up It's simple really. Just go up and ask one of them if they want to grab a drink with you. Works 75% of the time if your a decent looking dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noise... Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 haha successful troll is successful? This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drifter182 Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 It's simple really. Just go up and ask one of them if they want to grab a drink with you. Works 75% of the time if your a decent looking dude.Thats so easy........it just might work!! :poke:I wish I had worked out these social kinks of mine in high sch :facepalm:ol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flying_Milkman Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Thats so easy........it just might work!! :poke: I wish I had worked out these social kinks of mine in high sch :facepalm:ol Heh, social kinks are the spice of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noise... Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Ty........... No, seriously, there are babes all over campus this semester, I'm just not a very outgoing person. Expect a "OT: Defeating Nervousness" thread whenever I get around to typing it up Damn. Just be thankful you have that. I either find land hippos looking for a date, or baby mommas.It's just a little bit shocking to see a good looking girl around my age. Then, to add more shock to that, you see her seven kids come walking up and hear her mention uncledaddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fatso Forgottso Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 guys, nich is the forumite responsible for that {censored}ed up thread. you all know the one i'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members miggy01 Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 guys, nich is the forumite responsible for that {censored}ed up thread. you all know the one i'm talking about. I was about to say. Shampoozie'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noise... Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 guys, nich is the forumite responsible for that {censored}ed up thread. you all know the one i'm talking about. We all know who he is. The beloved CAPTAIN CREAMPIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crxsh Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Is that a joke? Or is he for realz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AnderMocs Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Is that a joke? Or is he for realz? I think its for realz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crxsh Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 I think its for realz.Screams FAIL and WIN at the same time, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nich Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 I intend to buy a devi ever rocket with funds collected entirely through my spam thread campaign.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yORWcc97uLc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flying_Milkman Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 I intend to buy a devi ever rocket with funds collected entirely through my spam thread campaign.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yORWcc97uLc The man, he has balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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