Dear Dolf,

[t-rey]

I took a listen to your band because you posted that link in the 'What kind of music do you play' thread.

 

It's awesome - Jeebus Ate My Matchbox is my fav upon first listen.

 

I dig it. That is all

[broken_sound]

confused little girl is awesome, has a gritty southern "clutchy" feel to it.

[Dolf]

 

confused little girl is awesome, has a gritty southern "clutchy" feel to it.

 

 

Psh....I already KNOW you love my nuts.

[t-rey]

Right on man - you guys ever make it up to NC?

 

And I definitely agree with the Clutch vibe.

 

Damn, I love the heavier music coming out of the south these days.

[Dolf]

Right on man - you guys ever make it up to NC? And I definitely agree with the Clutch vibe. Damn, I love the heavier music coming out of the south these days.

 

We're working on a tour here in the near future. Was supposed to be in November, then got temporarily postponed...I'll keep you guys posted

 

We'll be in Atlanta in September, so if you feel like making the drive :poke:

[t-rey]

That's a helluva drive, but who knows, if it's a weekend show I may be inclined to make the trip.

[Dolf]

That's a helluva drive, but who knows, if it's a weekend show I may be inclined to make the trip.

 

I just about guarantee that will be the case. We're playing with Whores

[Facing Failure]

I am a golden god. Dave's just my bitch thus far. But we are awesome.

 

We've been to NC many times. We will be there many more to come. In fact, we've been a band for 5 years and only recently have we really begun to play too often at home. Most of our shows have been on the road.

[Ovid9]

We're playing with Whores

 

Dude, you're paying good money, do more than just "play."

 

Oh....Whores is a band?

[Dolf]

 

Dude, you're paying good money, do more than just "play." Oh....Whores is a band?

 

 

Don't worry: there will be shenanigans.

[Ovid9]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

*when it DOES happen of course.*

[t-rey]

 

I am a golden god. Dave's just my bitch thus far. But we are awesome. We've been to NC many times. We will be there many more to come. In fact, we've been a band for 5 years and only recently have we really begun to play too often at home. Most of our shows have been on the road.

 

 

You should definitely come to Wilmington if you ever get a chance. There are a couple of bands around town that you would fit in well with (ASG comes to mind).

[Dolf]

Don't know the exact date yet. Billy might (Facing Failure)

[t-rey]

 

Don't know the exact date yet. Billy might (Facing Failure)

 

 

Which brings me to my next question - what do the two of youze do in the band? I'm assuming guitar, but do either of you do vocals?

 

Rig pics????

[Poltergeist]

very good {censored}

[Dolf]

Billy does vocals/guitar

 

I do guitar/fat guy dancing.

 

 

His rig: Black orange Rocker 30 halfstack. He plays a full hollow Gretsch.

My rig: Orange Rocker 30 head/fender 4x12. I play a semihollow Epi Sheraton.

 

I need a new cab.

[Poltergeist]

you do the truffle shuffle?

[Dolf]

 

you do the truffle shuffle?

 

 

Mostly I just sweat a lot, jump around, make John Mayer faces and play my {censored}ing ass off.

 

Also, did I mention I sweat a lot?

[Facing Failure]

 

You should definitely come to Wilmington if you ever get a chance. There are a couple of bands around town that you would fit in well with (ASG comes to mind).

 

 

We have. It was a good time. You probably weren't there. But it was awesome.

[Facing Failure]

 

Which brings me to my next question - what do the two of youze do in the band?

 

 

It's basically me and whomever else I give the privilege of sharing in my awesomeness. I sing and play guitar, write all of the songs, on the new album I recorded all of the guitar parts. There's like 10-15 tracks of guitar on EVERY song.

 

Basically, you should be on your knees worshiping my cock. I'm all sorts of neato.

 

Also, Dave is a butt {censored}er. There, I said it.

[Bobby D]

come to miami and play Churchills when WHORES come to town, make it an epic bill

[Dolf]

 

It's basically me and whomever else I give the privilege of sharing in my awesomeness. I sing and play guitar, write all of the songs, on the new album I recorded all of the guitar parts. There's like 10-15 tracks of guitar on EVERY song. Basically, you should be on your knees worshiping my cock. I'm all sorts of neato. Also, Dave is a butt {censored}er. There, I said it.

 

 

There is a thread already establishing you as a butt{censored}er. You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp, sir.

[t-rey]

 

There is a thread already establishing you as a butt{censored}er. You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp, sir.

 

 

But what if it's with a tramp stamp?

[Dolf]

Hey now...that's a scenario I hadn't yet considered.

 

I will retire to my chambers to deliberate.