Members aerianne Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 She looks kinda like Alanis Morissette in a dress... except I think Alanis during Jagged Little Pill days would do a much better job fronting this band. (Don't get me wrong. I love JLP.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?SHE CANT ROCK!SODJSIAJFDSAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wizard of Ozz Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by aerianne She looks kinda like Alanis Morissette in a dress... More like a man in a dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Maybe Gilby realized that he could {censored} her if he just told her she could stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thriftyshirt Posted July 19, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 I bet Navarro would give a thumbs up to a talking turd that stole his car and spit in his mom's face. "Dude, you really took a risk there, stealing my car, and spitting in my mom's face, and being a turd and all, but (dramatic pause) it was awesome! remember to 'crush it' next week." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by thriftyshirt I bet Navarro would give a thumbs up to a talking turd that stole his car and spit in his mom's face. "Dude, you really took a risk there, stealing my car, and spitting in my mom's face, and being a turd and all, but (dramatic pause) it was awesome! remember to 'crush it' next week." He wants sloppy seconds after Gilby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members code_blue Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Someone just ripped off Bjorks singing style on national TV and the professional rockers didn't notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aerianne Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 I can predict most of the critiques. "You were great, but please bring the rock next time!" Do I qualify for having ESP now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thriftyshirt Posted July 19, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by cloudnine Maybe Gilby realized that he could {censored} her if he just told her she could stay. I bet she sucks cock with an accent too. "El Slurpo, El Slurpo, El Slurpo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wizard of Ozz Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by cloudnine Maybe Gilby realized that he could {censored} her if he just told her she could stay. I think the guys really want to run a train on her after the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by thriftyshirt I bet she sucks cock with an accent too. "El Slurp, El Slurp, El Slurp" $10 says she doesnt give head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thriftyshirt Posted July 19, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by cloudnine $10 says she doesnt give head. $20 says she has a bush like Sideshow Bob's hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members code_blue Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by aerianne I can predict most of the critiques. "You were great, but please bring the rock next time!" Do I qualify for having ESP now? "You know, you suck and don't rock...""...on the other hand, you just didn't suck and rocked, good job." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wizard of Ozz Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by thriftyshirt $20 says she has a bush like Sideshow Bob's hair. Front to back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members code_blue Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 The blonde girl is pretending....PRETENDING to play guitar on stage... Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 I am REALLY tired of this acoustic Melissa Etheridge {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wizard of Ozz Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by code_blue The blonde girl is pretending....PRETENDING to play guitar on stage...Why? She also prances around too much also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thriftyshirt Posted July 19, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Jill Buckteeth: Drive She looks like a very very low rent Patti Smith. But not even remotely right for the band. If she fronted the band she'd look like a Barbie Doll made out of weeds standing in front of a methodone clinic. Blech. She sounds like dishwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aerianne Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by code_blue The blonde girl is pretending....PRETENDING to play guitar on stage...Why? Because playing a guitar on stage automatically makes you rock! I know I should be cheering for her cause she's Canadian, but I can't. That's a nice guitar she's playing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Was she even playing, BTW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wizard of Ozz Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm sure this chick w/ red hair had a dick at somepoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Oh god no. Miss too-many-dicks-and-not-enough-showers is going to ruin one of my favourite songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thriftyshirt Posted July 19, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Dilana: Zombie Predator really looks strung out. I guess Alien really kicked his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aerianne Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by cloudnine Was she even playing, BTW? I think she was just strumming chords. Because obviously it adds a lot to the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cloudnine Posted July 19, 2006 Members Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by thriftyshirt Dilana: Zombie Predator really looks strung out. I guess Alien really kicked his ass. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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