Members AMSnell Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 I had a big feeling up of my ex's boob session at new years drunk, she was like "Touch them!" and who am I to refuse! Her current BF (one of my good friends) wasnt too happy, but meh, he got over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eric_kv2 Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 Show me ONE sexual harassment policy that covers necrophilia. And if it's not in the policy, then, my friend, there are sorts of precedents for that. It's called a loophole. "Its not illegal if its dead in Canadada" Aren't those GWAR lyrics? I forgot which song its from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bopper Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 And you call yourself a man?I don't want to get fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SciFiGuy Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 You're right, I don't remember necrophilia being covered in the sexual harrassment tutorial per se. But I certainly would double-check the policy. I mean, I'm not going to f*ck a corpse just because someone on the internet says there's a loophole out there. Of course if you're that concerned, you better talk to your Human Resources Department about the specifics of their policy before you pork your dead co-worker. Prehaps get an authorization in writing before killing your co-worker, so you don't waste a perfectly good body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SciFiGuy Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 Just become a Mammography Technologist and get all the boob you could ever (not) want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fade2black Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 heh heh heh Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Realm Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 My friends called me gay for getting my hair cut at a salon, then one of them came along and I realized why I get my hair cut there. +1:thu: Mine is 5'9" european redhead with a killer bod and face.She throws the cape on me ,begins touching my hair and voila! insta pup tent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Heineken Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 I work with several nice ladies. Sometimes I accidently touch their boobs. Its usually no big deal.Sometimes a girl will put her boobs right on my hand by leaning over or reaching. I pretend like nothing happened. Dude i hope your aged below 14 or you have a real chick problem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members facefirst Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 I just had this happen last night. I was at a party, sitting at a table, and this chick leaned over me to look at something I was drawing. Before I know it I feel a big, firm hog resting on my arm. It's rediculous how easy men get turned on. hmm...where I'm from "hog" is slang for cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 You said "loophole"That's what she said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 hmm...where I'm from "hog" is slang for cock. It's slang EVERYWHERE for cock. Chick was a tranny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flip333 Posted March 4, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 Dude i hope your aged below 14 or you have a real chick problem... Chicks can freak out over much less. When I first started this job, I unknowingly stared at a woman's crotch. I was reported by the bitch. So it is smarter for me to pretend nothing happened rather than draw attention to a boob touch. The current political environment gives them lots of power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9ball Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 It's slang EVERYWHERE for cock. .i've never heard it before-- so i guess it's really not slang for "cock " "EVERYWHERE".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members again with this Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 Funny how that works. Women can sling those puppies around and touch you on the arm or wherever and if you notice it, you get the "senitivity training". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 I work with several nice ladies. Sometimes I accidently touch their boobs. Its usually no big deal.Sometimes a girl will put her boobs right on my hand by leaning over or reaching. I pretend like nothing happened. Awww...how cute. You touched a boob. Actually a boob touched you. But the title indicates a boob touched another boob. I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9ball Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 Funny how that works. Women can sling those puppies around and touch you on the arm or wherever and if you notice it, you get the "senitivity training".hm-yep pretty much how it is today with all the sensitive liberal policies and political correctness everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members again with this Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 Awww...how cute. You touched a boob.Actually a boob touched you.But the title indicates a boob touched another boob.I'm confused. come on man, it might be the best feel he's had. Don't be a hater... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 Funny how that works. Women can sling those puppies around and touch you on the arm or wherever and if you notice it, you get the "senitivity training".exactly, a woman could do that all day long, and nothing would ever be said about it, but just let a guy make a comment about it after it happened, and who do you think would be in the wrong??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Strapping_Young_Lad Posted March 4, 2007 Members Share Posted March 4, 2007 i like to "accidently" touch chicks with my penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jem7vwh Posted March 5, 2007 Members Share Posted March 5, 2007 buubz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jem7vwh Posted March 5, 2007 Members Share Posted March 5, 2007 That said, the last time I touched one I was hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted March 5, 2007 Members Share Posted March 5, 2007 I touched a boob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted March 5, 2007 Members Share Posted March 5, 2007 A boob touched me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nerine Posted March 5, 2007 Members Share Posted March 5, 2007 my {censored} buddy has 34E'sThey dont {censored}en move when she gets em out of the holsters either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted March 5, 2007 Members Share Posted March 5, 2007 my {censored} buddy has 34E'sThey dont {censored}en move when she gets em out of the holsters either! They are made of wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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