Members Wesley Willis Posted March 20, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 No I wouldn't ask you about those things either Of course, you wouldn't know fun if it slapped you silly. Don't criticize me. I'm not the guy who uses his rig as an avatar for the sole purpose of having other men say "nice rack" to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wesley Willis Posted March 20, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 There are plenty that fall into both categories over at OJ. You should know that. I am not loyal to any forum to begin with. Forum loyalty is stupid. I like music, so I post on all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Of course, you wouldn't know fun if it slapped you silly. Don't criticize me. I'm not the guy who uses his rig as an avatar for the sole purpose of having other men say "nice rack" to me. Consider yourself, criticized.I have my rig, as my avatar on an amp forum (weird huh) because it seems appropriate...Of course, here you are whining about some artist that you don't like, but that is fun for you.... Uh huh, and you say I don't know how to have fun FNG, STFU, http://you.justgotowned.com/ Don't get mad, it's ME, having fun. You are convicted Willis: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wesley Willis Posted March 20, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 because it seems appropriate... Of course, here you are whining about some artist that you don't like, but that is fun for you.... Uh huh, and you say I don't know how to have fun FNG, STFU, http://you.justgotowned.com/You are convicted Willis: Zachman, are you related to the Scatman?Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo dab dub dubSki-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo dab dub dubI'm the ScatmanSki-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo dab dub dubSki-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo dab dub dubB-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda BopBop a Bodda BopBe Bop a Bodda BopBop a Bodda BoopB-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda BopBop a Bodda BoopBe Bop a Bodda BopBop a Bodda Bop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Zachman, are you related to the Scatman? Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo dab dub dub Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo dab dub dub I'm the Scatman Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo dab dub dub Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo dab dub dub B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop Bop a Bodda Bop Be Bop a Bodda Bop Bop a Bodda Boop B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop Bop a Bodda Boop Be Bop a Bodda Bop Bop a Bodda Bop You look more like scatman to me, SEP without the smile, Willis:He Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wesley Willis Posted March 20, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Your rhymes aren't fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Your rhymes aren't fresh. They weren't supposed to be, they were about you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marc Roy Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Your rhymes aren't fresh. And I suppose yours are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Donarskjold Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Awesomest thread evar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wesley Willis Posted March 20, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 And I suppose yours are? Are you kidding me? Here's the beginning of the song... You cheap Dave Matthews-ass clone Yer gettin a bone You actin' like a schlong is a big microphone Makin' sure every little roadie is blown You wearin' it on your chin like a cheap cologne And that's the way it goes, and that's the way it is When Johnny-boy makes a {censored}in' beard out of jizz He makes a tornado 'o cum He takes it really well He takes it up his ass just like he's ringin' a bell That is art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ConfessorT Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Sorry IMHO your rhymes have the same freshness and artistic taste as Damien Hirst's more notorious tableaus. In short take the hint, they stink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marc Roy Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Are you kidding me? Here's the beginning of the song...You cheap Dave Matthews-ass cloneYer gettin a boneYou actin' like a schlong is a big microphoneMakin' sure every little roadie is blownYou wearin' it on your chin like a cheap cologneAnd that's the way it goes, and that's the way it isWhen Johnny-boy makes a {censored}in' beard out of jizzHe makes a tornado 'o cumHe takes it really wellHe takes it up his ass just like he's ringin' a bellThat is art. It might be art to the lunatics in OJ.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Electric Catfish Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 Are you kidding me? Here's the beginning of the song... He takes it up his ass just like he's ringin' a bell That is art. art?What the {censored}? That metaphor doesn't make any sense at all. Or is it just some obscure lingo that only writers of gay penthouse forum letters know about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Electric Catfish Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 You forgot your intro, Wesley: Dear Penthouse, I never believed it could happen to me, but....You cheap Dave Matthews-ass clone Yer gettin a bone You actin' like a schlong is a big microphone Makin' sure every little roadie is blown You wearin' it on your chin like a cheap cologne And that's the way it goes, and that's the way it is When Johnny-boy makes a {censored}in' beard out of jizz He makes a tornado 'o cum He takes it really well He takes it up his ass just like he's ringin' a bell John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer John Mayer says he's not a queer But he gets on a hard cock and rides it like a John Deere He's trimming the hedge While gets pounded like a sledge He opens his mouth just like he's sayin' The Pledge He sings Your Body Is A Wonderland while he works 'em with his hand He's workin' in a circle cuz it's in demand He is waitin' for the world to change To accept his mouth as a semen driving range John Mayer is a piece of {censored} now that ain't strange John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer Rock Over London, Rock On Chicago Spermicide, Dust Your Crops with Pesticide Yours truly, Wesley "the John Deer queer" Willis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wesley Willis Posted March 21, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 art? What the {censored}? That metaphor doesn't make any sense at all. Or is it just some obscure lingo that only writers of gay penthouse forum letters know about? Stop whining already.I bet the majority of your favorite tunes don't have perfect English either.You're a hypocrite because you have one set of criteria you judge me by, and another by which you judge the rest of music. You're just freeballing, and it's not even working. You'd be more insulting by just calling me a dickhead, you uncreative knuckle-dragging troglodyte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Electric Catfish Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 {censored}, it's kind of hard for me to "judge music" that I've never heard. I've only read the dumbassed nonsensical lyrics, and that's all I'm judging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wesley Willis Posted March 21, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 {censored}, it's kind of hard for me to "judge music" that I've never heard.I've only read the dumbassed nonsensical lyrics, and that's all I'm judging. You're supposed to laugh and dance to the beats. What did you expect my music to do, give you an erection? I think you're into music for the wrong reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ConfessorT Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 You're supposed to laugh and dance to the beats.What did you expect my music to do, give you an erection?I think you're into music for the wrong reasons. mu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Electric Catfish Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 You're supposed to laugh and dance to the beats.What did you expect my music to do, give you an erection?I think you're into music for the wrong reasons. What beats? All you've presented are some junior-high grade lyrics, no "beats" or "music". Your music would have to be pretty outstanding to save these crap lyrics. Maybe it is, I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marc Roy Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 Your rhymes aren't fresh. Neither are yours. Your rhymes are about as fresh as a piping hot fart. The piping hot fart sounds better too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 You're supposed to laugh and dance to the beats. What did you expect my music to do, give you an erection? I think you're into music for the wrong reasons. OH, sorry. Didn't realize you were into this type of thing. You're definately gayer than Mayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marc Roy Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 OH, sorry. Didn't realize you were into this type of thing. You're definately gayer than Mayer. [ ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wesley Willis Posted March 22, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 22, 2007 What beats? All you've presented are some junior-high grade lyrics, no "beats" or "music". Your music would have to be pretty outstanding to save these crap lyrics. Maybe it is, I don't know. Some of the greatest songs have easy to understand lyrics. You haven't heard how much my beats rock, then you would bow down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 22, 2007 Members Share Posted March 22, 2007 Some of the greatest songs have easy to understand lyrics. You haven't heard how much my beats rock, then you would bow down. :blah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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