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John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer


Wesley Willis

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Of course, you wouldn't know fun if it slapped you silly.


Don't criticize me. I'm not the guy who uses his rig as an avatar for the sole purpose of having other men say
"nice rack"
to me.



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Consider yourself, criticized.

I have my rig, as my avatar on an amp forum (weird huh) because it seems appropriate...:freak:

Of course, here you are whining music%20(17).gifabout some artist that you don't like, but that is fun for you.... Uh huh, and you say I don't know how to have fun :rolleyes:mrs_new_blowingup.gif

FNG, STFU, newbie.gifmrs_new_321.gifhttp://you.justgotowned.com/th_hysterical.gificon_lachtot.gif Don't get mad, it's ME, having fun.

You are convicted Willis:

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because it seems appropriate...
:freak:

Of course, here you are whining
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about some artist that you don't like, but that is fun for you.... Uh huh, and you say I don't know how to have fun
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FNG, STFU,
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http://you.justgotowned.com/
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You are convicted Willis:


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Zachman, are you related to the Scatman?

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub

I'm the Scatman

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub

B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop

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Zachman, are you related to the Scatman?


Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo dab dub dub

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo dab dub dub


I'm the Scatman


Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo dab dub dub

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo dab dub dub


B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop

Bop a Bodda Bop

Be Bop a Bodda Bop

Bop a Bodda Boop

B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop

Bop a Bodda Boop

Be Bop a Bodda Bop

Bop a Bodda Bop




You look more like scatman to me, SEP without the smile, Willis:

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And I suppose yours are?

 

 

Are you kidding me? Here's the beginning of the song...

 

You cheap Dave Matthews-ass clone

Yer gettin a bone

You actin' like a schlong is a big microphone

Makin' sure every little roadie is blown

You wearin' it on your chin like a cheap cologne

 

And that's the way it goes, and that's the way it is

When Johnny-boy makes a {censored}in' beard out of jizz

He makes a tornado 'o cum

He takes it really well

He takes it up his ass just like he's ringin' a bell

 

 

That is art.

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Are you kidding me? Here's the beginning of the song...


You cheap Dave Matthews-ass clone

Yer gettin a bone

You actin' like a schlong is a big microphone

Makin' sure every little roadie is blown

You wearin' it on your chin like a cheap cologne


And that's the way it goes, and that's the way it is

When Johnny-boy makes a {censored}in' beard out of jizz

He makes a tornado 'o cum

He takes it really well

He takes it up his ass just like he's ringin' a bell




That is
art
.

 

 

It might be art to the lunatics in OJ....

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You forgot your intro, Wesley:

Dear Penthouse, I never believed it could happen to me, but....


You cheap Dave Matthews-ass clone
Yer gettin a bone
You actin' like a schlong is a big microphone
Makin' sure every little roadie is blown
You wearin' it on your chin like a cheap cologne

And that's the way it goes, and that's the way it is
When Johnny-boy makes a {censored}in' beard out of jizz
He makes a tornado 'o cum
He takes it really well
He takes it up his ass just like he's ringin' a bell

John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer
John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer
John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer
John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer

John Mayer says he's not a queer
But he gets on a hard cock and rides it like a John Deere
He's trimming the hedge
While gets pounded like a sledge
He opens his mouth just like he's sayin' The Pledge

He sings Your Body Is A Wonderland while he works 'em with his hand
He's workin' in a circle cuz it's in demand
He is waitin' for the world to change
To accept his mouth as a semen driving range
John Mayer is a piece of {censored} now that ain't strange

John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer
John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer
John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer
John Mayer Couldn't Be Any Gayer

Rock Over London, Rock On Chicago
Spermicide, Dust Your Crops with Pesticide


Yours truly,
Wesley "the John Deer queer" Willis

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art?
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What the {censored}? That metaphor doesn't make any sense at all. Or is it just some obscure lingo that only writers of gay penthouse forum letters know about?



Stop whining already.

I bet the majority of your favorite tunes don't have perfect English either.

You're a hypocrite because you have one set of criteria you judge me by, and another by which you judge the rest of music. You're just freeballing, and it's not even working. You'd be more insulting by just calling me a dickhead, you uncreative knuckle-dragging troglodyte.

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{censored}, it's kind of hard for me to "judge music" that I've never heard.


I've only read the dumbassed nonsensical lyrics, and that's all I'm judging.

 

 

You're supposed to laugh and dance to the beats.

 

What did you expect my music to do, give you an erection?

 

I think you're into music for the wrong reasons.

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You're supposed to laugh and dance to the beats.


What did you expect my music to do, give you an erection?


I think you're into music for the wrong reasons.

 

 

What beats? All you've presented are some junior-high grade lyrics, no "beats" or "music". Your music would have to be pretty outstanding to save these crap lyrics. Maybe it is, I don't know.

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You're supposed to laugh and dance to the beats.


What did you expect my music to do, give you an erection?


I think you're into music for the wrong reasons.

 

OH, sorry. Didn't realize you were into this type of thing. :thu: You're definately gayer than Mayer. gay.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What beats? All you've presented are some junior-high grade lyrics, no "beats" or "music". Your music would have to be pretty outstanding to save these crap lyrics. Maybe it is, I don't know.

 

 

Some of the greatest songs have easy to understand lyrics.

 

You haven't heard how much my beats rock, then you would bow down.

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