Members rememberduane Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 I'm composing a symphony over here. I swear, I woke up this morning to the sound of Revelry from my own ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LaXu Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 Play Paranoid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Caulk Rocket Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 Piping hot trumpets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yourguitarhero Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 You Americans with your HumVees and farty-asses need to knock off the pollutionz! Keep Edinburgh's air clean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killing Nevada Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rememberduane Posted March 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 You Americans with your HumVees and farty-asses need to knock off the pollutionz! Keep Edinburgh's air clean! I'm over in Bruntsfield... the air pollution from my ass will dissipate before it gets to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JonathanD Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 Clips or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rememberduane Posted March 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 Clips or it didn't happen If I could play Revelry with my ass on demand, I wouldn't be on here chatting with you bastards. I'd be on tour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members petejt Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 You should do a cover of the 1812 Overture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yourguitarhero Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 I was in Bruntsfield earlier - at Edinburgh Cycles. I smelled demons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rememberduane Posted March 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 I was in Bruntsfield earlier - at Edinburgh Cycles. I smelled demons. Come to think of it, there is a sulphur-like smell... Maybe I have been teh possessed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yourguitarhero Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 Sarah Jessica Parker is the devil's current human form. If you see her, run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joining_Heads Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 THe Trumpet fart is the funniest of all farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members petejt Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 Sarah Jessica Parker is the devil's current human form. If you see her, run! lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 30 pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rememberduane Posted March 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 30 pages Only? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FalseRevRG Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 I'm composing a symphony over here. I swear, I woke up this morning to the sound of Revelry from my own ass. Reveille? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 If I could play Revelry with my ass on demand, I wouldn't be on here chatting with you bastards. I'd be on tour! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmdguitar Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 lmao, record a cd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 I've performed three farts that top that. When I was about 15, I had rapid fire fart that sounded like a helicopter. More recently, I had a fart that my brother and I dubbed "the African dart fart". It seriously sounded like someone shot a blow dart across the room! I know that people can throw their voices, but I didn't know I could throw my farts. A few months ago, I ripped ass so loud, my brother woke up and thought it was his alarm going off! He popped up from his bed and tried to turn off his alarm for about a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny'sGotTheBlues Posted March 4, 2008 Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 I'm composing a symphony over here. I swear, I woke up this morning to the sound of Revelry from my own ass. There was a bunch of people partying in your ass? You meant "Reveille", right? Edit: Damn, the Rev beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rememberduane Posted March 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 4, 2008 There was a bunch of people partying in your ass? You meant "Reveille", right? Edit: Damn, the Rev beat me to it. Both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Caulk Rocket Posted March 5, 2008 Members Share Posted March 5, 2008 Trumpets, hmmm..... Maybe I could bring my Ibanez Shartcore and we could form a band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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