Members Chrisjd Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 Sorry if I came off like a dick in the bad thread. there was something that was said that really pissed me off, but its resolved.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 Like this? Fine chick, nice tittay's but I gots to give a 3 point deduction on that one. -1 for beer in a can -1 for {censored}ty beer -1 because it's not my schlong inbetween them fine ass tatas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ibarshall_X Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 Well i guess beer and boobs are the main answers for happiness Guitars, Great solos, Amps, and....hoooooot chicks for me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jaytee123 Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 Boobs, guitars, amps. Sweet smelling vag.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Devinstation Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 Picture this: You are at a concert. One of those rock-radio bands, not terrible but more of a chick band. This of course results in lots of fine ladies being in the crowd with you. One especially fine lady has been drinking just a bit too much and decides to show everyone this neat trick she can do with her fun-bags; she can hold a beer with them and drink it, hands free. You become intrigued. She orders a bottle of (insert your favorite beer here) from the bar, mmm your favorite. She proceeds to slowly slide the chilled bottle betwixt her tatas. She slowly lowers her lips around the tip of the bottle, and begins to lean back as the cold beer begins to flow into her waiting mouth. She finishes her sip and turns around as she swallows so everyone can see the majesty of her talents. Just then the band begins to play her favorite song. Being drunk, her animal instincts kicked in and she immediately became aroused. Once again you became intrigued. Being inebriated, her first response to this overwhelming emotion is to remove her shirt to show the band her brilliant boobage. As she wrestles to get her shirt off she realizes all to late she forgot the beer in her cleavage. She becomes panicked, bumps into her friend and begins to fall. She grabs the last thing she can get her hands on before she hits the ground, your pants. Your belt holds long enough for her to pull herself up about waist level before it snaps, causing your pants to fall off and her to begin falling down again. Luckily your dick pops out and slides between her boobs, popping the once lodged beer into the air where you catch it. You realize then that you are titty {censored}ing a fine lady with your favorite beer in hand with an audience to witness the epic greatness that is you. And you like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shiny_Surface Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 No more drama for me today. Let's talk about something that makes us happy. Eric You're upcoming settlement and high end amp/cab purchase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 Picture this:You are at a concert. One of those rock-radio bands, not terrible but more of a chick band. This of course results in lots of fine ladies being in the crowd with you. One especially fine lady has been drinking just a bit too much and decides to show everyone this neat trick she can do with her fun-bags; she can hold a beer with them and drink it, hands free.You become intrigued.She orders a bottle of (insert your favorite beer here) from the bar, mmm your favorite. She proceeds to slowly slide the chilled bottle betwixt her tatas. She slowly lowers her lips around the tip of the bottle, and begins to lean back as the cold beer begins to flow into her waiting mouth. She finishes her sip and turns around as she swallows so everyone can see the majesty of her talents. Just then the band begins to play her favorite song. Being drunk, her animal instincts kicked in and she immediately became aroused.Once again you became intrigued.Being inebriated, her first response to this overwhelming emotion is to remove her shirt to show the band her brilliant boobage. As she wrestles to get her shirt off she realizes all to late she forgot the beer in her cleavage. She becomes panicked, bumps into her friend and begins to fall. She grabs the last thing she can get her hands on before she hits the ground, your pants. Your belt holds long enough for her to pull herself up about waist level before it snaps, causing your pants to fall off and her to begin falling down again. Luckily your dick pops out and slides between her boobs, popping the once lodged beer into the air where you catch it. You realize then that you are titty {censored}ing a fine lady with your favorite beer in hand with an audience to witness the epic greatness that is you.And you like it. Brilliance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lord ToneKing Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 Boobs make me smileMe too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 We're in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zoomzilla Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 A nice rack, I prefer big, but small and firm works too. Good beer, a nice steak, great tone, and a happy ending. Oh, and sometimes farts. Farts make me happy on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 Finally, this thread is going somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Devinstation Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 My post inspired greatness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted July 24, 2008 Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 cheese fries, that hot webcam chick from Brazil: her ass, Chimay Blue label, DSLs (both kinds). So much win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BAZGUITARMAN Posted July 25, 2008 Author Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 You're upcoming settlement and high end amp/cab purchase I would love to say that would make me happy but I've been waiting for a year now. That damn imaginary money I may get has done nothing but piss me off so far. But they say it's coming so I'm still guardedly happy.That strained sweater boobage above definitely makes me happy though. Except I sorta feel bad for that one little button. You know he caught a lot of hell for holding it together.Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted July 25, 2008 Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 everything was covered except taking a dump and EXPLOSIONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joining_Heads Posted July 25, 2008 Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 Beer, 30oz porterhouse, and Terminator 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaturalBornBoy Posted July 25, 2008 Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 Duncan ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Boris the Blade Posted July 25, 2008 Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 i wish i was dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ibarshall_X Posted July 25, 2008 Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 Picture this: You are at a concert. One of those rock-radio bands, not terrible but more of a chick band. This of course results in lots of fine ladies being in the crowd with you. One especially fine lady has been drinking just a bit too much and decides to show everyone this neat trick she can do with her fun-bags; she can hold a beer with them and drink it, hands free. You become intrigued. She orders a bottle of (insert your favorite beer here) from the bar, mmm your favorite. She proceeds to slowly slide the chilled bottle betwixt her tatas. She slowly lowers her lips around the tip of the bottle, and begins to lean back as the cold beer begins to flow into her waiting mouth. She finishes her sip and turns around as she swallows so everyone can see the majesty of her talents. Just then the band begins to play her favorite song. Being drunk, her animal instincts kicked in and she immediately became aroused. Once again you became intrigued. Being inebriated, her first response to this overwhelming emotion is to remove her shirt to show the band her brilliant boobage. As she wrestles to get her shirt off she realizes all to late she forgot the beer in her cleavage. She becomes panicked, bumps into her friend and begins to fall. She grabs the last thing she can get her hands on before she hits the ground, your pants. Your belt holds long enough for her to pull herself up about waist level before it snaps, causing your pants to fall off and her to begin falling down again. Luckily your dick pops out and slides between her boobs, popping the once lodged beer into the air where you catch it. You realize then that you are titty {censored}ing a fine lady with your favorite beer in hand with an audience to witness the epic greatness that is you. And you like it. u made me think, about life and it's beautiful moments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted July 25, 2008 Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 My post inspired greatness.You'd make Chuck proud. He might not even roundhouse you into the next parallel universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted July 25, 2008 Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 {censored}, how could we all have forgotten one of life's simplest pleasures? Blowing {censored} up FTMFW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted July 25, 2008 Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 i wish i was deadI'm gonna call you Dimples, cause when you're around, I'm all smiles. Have a cheetoh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members katillac Posted July 25, 2008 Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 We're in love. "Who wants to talk about something happy?"I do. I have a better chance at nailing Miso Campo than you do That would make me pretty happy. And beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cauberallies Posted July 25, 2008 Members Share Posted July 25, 2008 {censored}, how could we all have forgotten one of life's simplest pleasures? Blowing {censored} up FTMFW! I used to think there was something wrong with me, because I can turn the worst day ever into total and complete win, simply by blowing {censored} up, until I discovered the interwebz. In reality, if you don't enjoy blowing {censored} up at least every once in a while, you are dick docker with an unquenchable thirst for semen and you enjoy awkward locker room eye contact, and probably wear dresses. Its a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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