Members Uncle_Milton Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 No, the really amazing thing is that I know all of your weights... Now that's some important information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 No, the really amazing thing is that I know all of your weights...Now that's some important information. We can fit them much more precisely for their dresses this way. No guess work needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Warhorse Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 this thread is full of win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigAndy_BigTone Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 "further ruin her life" ???? she's already a stripper. how much lower can you go in life?Politician?Crack whore?Wall street exec?If I was a hot chick I'd shake my titties for 2 grand a week without thinking twice about it. lolThat said, The last stripper I knew personally has now lost custody of her child and is addicted to meth...I guess she went with option number two... She did jam her stripper heels into a guys package in the vip room once tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brandass Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 Wish I could buy that stripper a beer. My kinda gal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bengerm77 Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 I was at a strip club about 4 or 5 years ago and had this one stripper keep coming up to me asking me if I wanted to go into the private room and get a lap dance. I kept turning her down. About 20 minutes after the last time she asked I see her coming out of the private room and she walks right over to me and asks again. I turned her down again. She looked at me for about 10 or 15 seconds and kneels down and kisses me right on the mouth. At first I was like, "man, that was awesome." Then it happened to dawn on me that she had just came from the private room, where she probably sucked the dude off or something and then kissed me on the mouth to get me back for turning her down all night. Needless to say I gargled with Listerine for most of the night once I got home. Yeah I had a girl suck me off and then go kiss another guy one time. I thought it was funny for a split second, but then I just felt bad for the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 Did I mention bitches shooting ice cubes out their asses yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members matterday Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 You guys hang out with weird people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bengerm77 Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 Did I mention bitches shooting ice cubes out their asses yet? I want to see this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 I want to see this. I forgot to mention she shot it into my lap and then I made her eat it. Ironically this was my very first time at a strip club. It was a BYOB all nude club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poida Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN CURRENT STATUS = DIDN'T HAPPEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members timmyfirst Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 i havent been to a strip club in years, the last time i went i spent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rear Naked Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 now REARNAKEDmy cousin is a new blue belt and i think it was going to be 126 he was competing at. You should be able to spot him, he usually butt scoots right away since he doesn't have the take down abilities of a lot of other people. he got second place in the Sasquatch open absolute when he competed here. He just got his blue in september and he has been doing it for a year and a half. he is really talented at it. most of the guys at the gym can't pass his guard. I guess most of the people at his gym can't either and most in the competitions he has been in can't pass it either.He won first place at Grappler's quest i believe, his picture is on there but his name isn't on the list of winners for some damn reason. ill ask him for a link to it so i can send it your way if interested. I think I competed at 2007 pan ams at 135 (with gi on). Your homeboy and I might be in the same division. The lowest class is 122.5 with the gi. Thats pretty low...I might be able to get there if i did a bunch of crazy {censored}, but i doubt i will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rear Naked Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN CURRENT STATUS = DIDN'T HAPPEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ads Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 I had a stripper swing and miss with her high heel at my head once. All because i screamed "leave it on" when she walked out... I was showing respect. Later on i asked her if we could be friends and if i could buy her a coffee as i though she got off on the wrong foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IamGuitaRJ Posted April 29, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 the west des moines detective called me at work and i had to call back and leave a message, maybe i can get the video? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IamGuitaRJ Posted April 29, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 so you would call us pussies because we made a smart decision and walked out instead of being a bunch of drunken jackasses and threw punches at the stripper and bouncers? you guys have a weird idea of what makes you a {censored} we just played it smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Just Mike Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 I have a feeling you're about my son's age. Next time he tells me he's smarter than me I'll remember this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JBTubehead Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 I've been saving it, but I have to use it on this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted April 29, 2009 Members Share Posted April 29, 2009 so you would call us pussies because we made a smart decision and walked out instead of being a bunch of drunken jackasses and threw punches at the stripper and bouncers? you guys have a weird idea of what makes you a {censored}we just played it smart. No. You're just morons for antagonizing an obviously crazy and in all likelihood very cracked out stripper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReckedTrek Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 I had a stripper swing and miss with her high heel at my head once. All because i screamed "leave it on" when she walked out....Ha ha! Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReckedTrek Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 the west des moines detective called me at work and i had to call back and leave a message, maybe i can get the video? hahaSo how big is the divot in your buddies head now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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