Members ckreon Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 So I was laying in bed with the gf, she was halfway sleeping, with her back to my back. I had the sudden need to rip one, as I often do. Not a big deal, I could just tear it out, wake her, have her call me gross, etc. etc. - but I'm fairly good at controlling my gas, so I could be polite and not disturb her by letting it go quietly. So I choose to be nice... her - "I can feel you farting on me, its hot." me - "shut up and take it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LowWoods Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 awesome!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 I actually laughed out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Captain Commie Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 Way to take charge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ckreon Posted May 8, 2009 Author Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 the ability to improv is paramount. nothing ever goes as planned these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Say Ocean Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 I lol'd hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crack Hitler Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 Two words: Dutch oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members petelaramee Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 That is awesomer than awesome. You're my new hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nitrous2400 Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 A+ thread would read again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NixerX Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 I lol'd a lot. Thread of the day!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members schiz Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 I lol'd hardMe too! Thats funny, I don't care who you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike moriarty Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nodachi Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 her - "I can feel you farting on me, its hot." me - "shut up and take it." you should sig this. one of the funniest things i've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 That is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members .homewrecker. Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 Don't lie, the second this happened you knew you were going to post about it too. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members RCC Posted May 8, 2009 Members Share Posted May 8, 2009 These days if/when I do that my wife will just fart right back on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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