Members Jeff1979 Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/news/gossip/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=156629359 That {censored}ty friday song, she's gonna make millions now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Dolf Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 rawfl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jeff1979 Posted March 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Time to write a song about my toilet habits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 4:30am, drunk as {censored}Gotta get up, gotta drain my veinTrip over the table gotta scratch my ballsPull elastic down pissing like I've just had sexMiss the toilet bowl soaking the floorNow I gotta clean that up Do I use toilet paper or paper towelsWhich do I clean with, what paper do I take? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 bradley cooper hitting on a 14 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jeff1979 Posted March 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 4:30am, drunk as {censored}Gotta get up, gotta drain my veinTrip over the table gotta scratch my ballsPull elastic down pissing like I've just had sexMiss the toilet bowl soaking the floorNow I gotta clean that up Do I use toilet paper or paper towelsWhich do I clean with, what paper do I take? I should of shaked, that was a mistakeneed to fart tired of holding backto late now i shat myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SiCkboy78 Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 I should of shaked, that was a mistakeneed to fart tired of holding backto late now i shat myself ...And there it goes down my legover my sock onto the carpet, carpet.Cant clean now, we to sick.Going back to bedNot feeling good, good.Cause last night was FridayThats my night to party, party, party,party.Going to the bathroom so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Fun, fun, fun, funDiarrhea on my right legWe so excited, banging heiffers on SaturdayRegret comes afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 I think Simon Cowell is going to tear her apart so she stops making music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Geezus,..............she's only 13. Simon's got bitch tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jeff1979 Posted March 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 I think Simon Cowell is going to tear her apart so she stops making music. He has seen a cash cow for the next 6 months, she will be everywhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Does anyone know some type of bot I could use to get a video over 1,000,000 views? I'm going to autotune the {censored} out of any random chord progression I can find, but I'm really hoping to make some money. Then, if you guys could all go and leave the most brutal, hate-filled comments your dirty, mean minds can come up with I'll be a hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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