Members Murdoch Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Dude. We are but lackeys to your grand shamanism. Teach us the art of the aphrodisiacal magic vomit. Better yet, puke in a bottle and sell it to me. Would never work. The bottle would become sentient and instantly masturbate itself into a coma when it realized what it was containing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Would never work. The bottle would become sentient and instantly masturbate itself into a coma when it realized what it was containing. Billyvomit=Spanishfly. Maybe we should just inquire as to his diet. Lasagna is a given. I'm going to eat lasagna, PLUS something else, every day till I get it right. Wait, that will involve puking on a lot of women. I may end up with a reputation...oh well, better to be known as the guy who tried, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted October 11, 2011 Author Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 hahaha next week when people ask me what I did on my vacation I will say "I went to HCAF. And it was awesome." I'm {censored}ing dying here ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Billyvomit=Spanishfly. Maybe we should just inquire as to his diet. Lasagna is a given. I'm going to eat lasagna, PLUS something else, every day till I get it right.Wait, that will involve puking on a lot of women. I may end up with a reputation...oh well, better to be known as the guy who tried, I guess. It's Indiana. If there wasn't puke involved, you weren't trying, and they could very possibly be offended. Same is true here. To puke is to care. To projectile vomit is to love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 hahaha next week when people ask me what I did on my vacation I will say "I went to HCAF. And it was awesome." I'm {censored}ing dying here ROFL Before you die, I'd like a list of the foods you've been eating. I'm not asking for much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 To puke is to care. To projectile vomit is to love. :lol::lol: 95/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted October 11, 2011 Author Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Before you die, I'd like a list of the foods you've been eating. I'm not asking for much. It starts and ends with lasagna. Everything else is just a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted October 11, 2011 Author Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 To puke is to care. To projectile vomit is to love. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Before you die, I'd like a list of the foods you've been eating. I'm not asking for much. Also, the ricotta to mozzarella ratio in your lasagna, Billy. Type of meat whether beef, sausage, etc. THIS IS {censored}ING IMPORTANT, MAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 It starts and ends with lasagna. Everything else is just a Noted. Lady Loop is actually making me lasagna tonight. And she's leaving for Denver tomorrow. Armed with this knowledge, I am concerned for my morals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Noted. Lady Loop is actually making me lasagna tonight. And she's leaving for Denver tomorrow. Armed with this knowledge, I am concerned for my morals. bwahahahaha!! When asked how you ended up banging some Ft Wayne pr0n star ho you can just blame her. "You made the the lasagna. I can't help it if Billy showed me the way to use it to net women without trying!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 bwahahahaha!! When asked how you ended up banging some Ft Wayne pr0n star ho you can just blame her. "You made the the lasagna. I can't help it if Billy showed me the way to use it to net women without trying!" Bree Olson and Natasha Stone both live here. DO NOT GOOGLE EITHER AT WORK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Bree Olson and Natasha Stone both live here. DO NOT GOOGLE EITHER AT WORK. #LOSING Not even lasagna can keep you safe from tiger blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 #LOSING Not even lasagna can keep you safe from tiger blood. Neither are nearly as attractive in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarbicus Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Neither are nearly as attractive clothed. fix'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Bree Olson and Natasha Stone both live here. DO NOT GOOGLE EITHER AT WORK. Why I mentioned them. And I know their names, I'm not dumb enough to google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Neither are nearly as attractive in person. Didn't one of your friends troll his own junk by dating one of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Didn't one of your friends troll his own junk by dating one of them? hehe YES. Natasha. He is stupid. She is ewwwy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 And the thread continues to deliver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 hehe YES. Natasha. He is stupid. She is ewwwy. I remember that now. I googled her. You couldn't get me within five feet of that woman's mouth without Lysol, a lighter, antibiotics, and some form of memory eraser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Ovid9 Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members OverDriven Posted October 11, 2011 Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Haha happy birthday you {censored}. And also...you should get it cut short. You'll be seckzie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted October 12, 2011 Members Share Posted October 12, 2011 Also, you look like Chris Pontius from Jackass: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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