Members Ron Burgandy Posted March 10, 2012 Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 Bidets are awesome. I love knowing I can get my ass licked at a moments notice. Fwiw I didn't see any in Germany but they were all over Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaturalBornBoy Posted March 10, 2012 Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 I was over in Qatar: Figured I'd try out THE HOSE. Didn't realise it was a pressure sensitive switch and blasted that thing full bore up my ass. That's what I have in both my bathrooms. Prefer this over TP any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 10, 2012 Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 That's what I have in both my bathrooms. Prefer this over TP any day. I am jealous. i'd imagine you have to find the right angle otherwise your poo would just spray onto your forearm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaturalBornBoy Posted March 10, 2012 Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 I am jealous. i'd imagine you have to find the right angle otherwise your poo would just spray onto your forearm? Dunno. Never happened to me before. There's just enough pressure for thorough cleaning but nowhere near enough pressure for a colonoscopy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 10, 2012 Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 Dunno. Never happened to me before. There's just enough pressure for thorough cleaning but nowhere near enough pressure for a colonoscopy. bummer I want it like right in between this : and this : And I want it to be starbucks espresso, not water. I am pretty sure that's all that Starbucks is good for anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oryan Posted March 10, 2012 Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 Baby wipes......I'll never go back to tp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 10, 2012 Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 Baby wipes......I'll never go back to tp. I buy the thick awesome TP. You know, the kind that kids in third-world countries would be happy to call a blanket. I wet it with cool water. Win. Just gotta make sure to use just the right amount of moisture and fold-overs to prevent fingers from going into your ass through the TP. Unless you know, you're into that sorta thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snappy Hat Posted March 10, 2012 Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 You wish they used it , theres only 4 bidets in all of europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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