Members StankNasty Posted March 27, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 If you can find a flaw in Lewis's reasoning, feel free to point it out. You won't, though. Lewis is smarter than God. Yes yes, tell us how his dick tastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mermph Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 I would go back to the 1970s and do Quaaludes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drewl Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Make a {censored} ton of money, DUH! Then make you all extremely jealous with my awesome collection of mint condition rare amps and guitars and stuff that looks surprisingly like new....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eudaimonia02912 Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Yes yes, tell us how his dick tastes. You've been on this forum for what, 3 months, and half of your posts are lame insults and "STFU noob". I suspect you're a pimply-faced fourteen-year-old boy with a big comic book collection and who will never buy a new car in his entire life. EDIT: No retort from you in a few minutes. You must be researching to see what Wolverine would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Two chicks at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stompboxfreak72 Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Two chicks at the same time. In the time machine ? Timeless sex............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 In the time machine ?Timeless sex............ {censored}in' a. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Look at dinosaursKill Karl MarxMoney making stuffGo back to high school and such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kardula Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 In the time machine ?Timeless sex............ Cube 2: Hypercube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gsxrbusa Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Two chicks at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Yes yes, tell us how his dick tastes.you're funnylike necrotizing fasciitis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Give a rubber to Fred Phelps' father. Roll Hendrix on his side. Keep Randy from flying. {censored} Cleopatra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 One word: Lougle And I would go back right before I got married and tell myself what to not do and change the mistakes I've made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 You can't change the past, present, or future. http://www.csus.edu/indiv/m/merlinos/Paradoxes%20of%20Time%20Travel.pdf Unless the time machine let you travel backwards and forwards in the 5th dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members futurism Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 im glad one person got my joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalhobo Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 If you can find a flaw in Lewis's reasoning, feel free to point it out. You won't, though. Lewis is smarter than God. I wouldn't trust a philosopher to tie my shoelaces, let alone lecture on the nature of space-time. The validity of his reasoning doesn't mean anything if his axioms are wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 My Philosophy Professor's end of introductory statement: "Are there any questions?" "Alright, are there any answers?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DEADBYDAWN Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 You've been on this forum for what, 3 months, and half of your posts are lame insults and "STFU noob". I suspect you're a pimply-faced fourteen-year-old boy with a big comic book collection and who will never buy a new car in his entire life. EDIT: No retort from you in a few minutes. You must be researching to see what Wolverine would say. classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nxt Lvl Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 I would win state...yeah. (Cue Napoleon Dynamite clip) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ENdtime Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Go back and shoot Jesus, Nocturnus style.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 I would change my timeline do I become ruler of the earth. Or just bang lots of chicks through time. And fight daleks. I always wanted a tardis it's my ultimate dream. That and a hidden underground base like a James bond villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ke2 Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'd diguise myself as myself 19 years old, and screw my then girlfriend like a grown man would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'd diguise myself as myself 19 years old, and screw my then girlfriend like a grown man would I thought that about some of my awkward sex with teenage girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ENdtime Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Well there was a tradeoff of being young. If you happened to be quick on the draw the first time or even a 2nd time, I only needed like 5 minutes before I could make another go at it until I got it right. So it was definitely an "A" for effort..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalhobo Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Go back and shoot Jesus, Nocturnus style.. Dude, don't forget summoning ancient Sumerian gods out of the sand with your time-warp computers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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