Members "sasquatch" Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 ... To sprint to the bathroom and pee from my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted June 20, 2012 Author Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Am grabbing my ankles as I post from the luxurious handicap stall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elemenope Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Damn now I need to go get chipotle for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 I'm sure they'll understand. Diarrhea builds character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members satannica Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Bring them back a sample. Or walk back in, eating a chicken leg. Nothing says professionalism more than just chewing on some messy chicken during a meeting and wiping your grubby fingers on a used looking napkin. Be sure to wipe the sweat from your forehead afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 ... To sprint to the bathroom and pee from my ass. you talk about peeing from your bum a lot. your insides doin' alright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 I had a dream that I pooped my pants. I woke up SO WORRIED that my girlfriend knew. I guess I must have jsut had a real gnarly fart in my sleep. I'm talking one of those piping hot ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 you talk about peeing from your bum a lot. your insides doin' alright? I've got to point out, OP, that when -Assy-, normally the king of HCAF overshare, has cause to be concerned about your toilet habits, that should be a big red-brown flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 I've got to point out, OP, that when -Assy-, normally the king of HCAF overshare, has cause to be concerned about your toilet habits, that should be a big red-brown flag. LOL I know all about my asshole crying brown tears, but this guy is always making threads dedicated to his pee-butt problems, between this and his coffee threads and contributions to chipotle/other food threads (i think). I am not a doctor, but I am pretty sure raining on porcelain with muddy-liquid fury is not healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pioneerprogress Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 LOLI know all about my asshole crying brown tears, but this guy is always making threads dedicated to his pee-butt problems, between this and his coffee threads and contributions to chipotle/other food threads (i think).I am not a doctor, but I am pretty sure raining on porcelain with muddy-liquid fury is not healthy. I am also not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure it means your colon is such a body building fool that it brutally crushes anything that tries to pass through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted June 20, 2012 Author Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 LOLI know all about my asshole crying brown tears, but this guy is always making threads dedicated to his pee-butt problems, between this and his coffee threads and contributions to chipotle/other food threads (i think).I am not a doctor, but I am pretty sure raining on porcelain with muddy-liquid fury is not healthy. most of the time i am good, but when i am not, i post about it on HCAF. seriously, yesterday was a super-high protein day. combined that with my on/off coffee habit, which after a few weeks, always results in irritable bowel syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 I am also not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure it means your colon is such a body building fool that it brutally crushes anything that tries to pass through. we were discussing bro-science tactics the other day at the gym (bro science is psuedo science passed on through internet forum and not classrooms), and I was being sarcastic in saying "MY DIET IS SO LEAN I DON'T EVEN {censored}, ANABOLIC". 40% of my caloric intake is complex carbohydrates, loaded with fiber. And I eat an entire bag of spinach and 1lb of broccoli/carrots a day. My asshole is a busy busy boy, logs only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Kick his ass, seep-ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted June 20, 2012 Author Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Kick his ass, seep-ass! hhahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 butt soup... not fun. I had the sprays this morning.. raw ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DET1973 Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Green Apple Splatters is never fun. Hope you feel better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hardvalve Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 {censored}ing HCAFbook. Let's add a like option and status updates. Don't want to hear about your Dysentery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pioneerprogress Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 {censored}ing HCAFbook. Let's add a like option and status updates. Don't want to hear about your Dysentery. Those changes are in queue. The most recent new feature was the e-door. It's how you leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hardvalve Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Those changes are in queue. The most recent new feature was the e-door. It's how you leave. LIKE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peavey_impact Posted July 30, 2012 Members Share Posted July 30, 2012 Dafuq? Did the forum timewarp again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted July 30, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 30, 2012 Dafuq? Did the forum timewarp again? Ghostbump ftl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members p4vl Posted July 30, 2012 Members Share Posted July 30, 2012 Try not to get {censored} all over your phone, Mr. Priorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalhobo Posted July 30, 2012 Members Share Posted July 30, 2012 Remind me not to buy your phone if you ever sell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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